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Friday, February 27, 2009

5,000 Words about Rahm Emanuel

Posted by on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 11:12 AM

For politics junkies: here's an excellent profile by Ryan Lizza of Obama's storied, swarthy, brooding chief of staff. First paragraph:

Rahm Emanuel’s office, which is no more than a three-second walk from the Oval Office, is as neat as a Marine barracks. On his desk, the files and documents, including leatherbound folders from the National Security Council, are precisely arranged, each one parallel with the desk’s edge. During a visit hours before Congress passed President Barack Obama’s stimulus package, on Friday, February 13th, I absently jostled one of Emanuel’s heavy wooden letter trays a few degrees off kilter. He glared at me disapprovingly. Next to his computer monitor is a smaller screen that looks like a handheld G.P.S. device and tells Emanuel where the President and senior White House officials are at all times. Over all, the office suggests the workspace of someone who, in a more psychologized realm than the West Wing of the White House and with a less exacting job than that of the President’s chief of staff, might be cited for “control issues.”

 

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1
Swarthy. Really? Is that really the word you want to use?
Posted by andrew on February 27, 2009 at 11:16 AM
2
5000 words my ass. You only need one word to profile Rahm:

H O T
Posted by Mike in MO on February 27, 2009 at 11:20 AM
3
And this article makes him all the hotter...
Posted by McSwarthy... on February 27, 2009 at 11:24 AM
4
Hoooooooooray for Israeli/US dual-citizens who are militant Zionists in the White House and Pentagon!
Posted by Obama = Slave of Zionism just like G.W. Bush was on February 27, 2009 at 11:29 AM
5
I can't begin to express how happy I am to finally have a DEMOCRATIC pitbull in that office, instead of a damned doormat. Sic balls, Chopper!
Posted by Geni on February 27, 2009 at 11:33 AM
6
I'm impressed by how well Lizza can type while blowing somebody.
Posted by dirge on February 27, 2009 at 11:36 AM
7
Control issues ... by a Chief of Staff.

Um, that's kind of the job definition.

This is a complaint?
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 27, 2009 at 11:41 AM
8
Maybe we can have even more and better wars for Israel!
Posted by Obama = more war, so groovy, hooray change, Zionism rules! on February 27, 2009 at 11:46 AM
9
@7, duh. That's why it wasn't a complaint.
Posted by lily on February 27, 2009 at 11:50 AM
10
I want to see Rahm Emanual in a cage match with Bobby Jindal.
Posted by tacomagirl on February 27, 2009 at 12:25 PM
11
Anyone who ever watched The West Wing knows about the Green Screen box -- it's actually the Seccret Service's, not Rahm's.
Posted by Good Grief on February 27, 2009 at 12:31 PM
12
@10 That would last all of what, .01 seconds?
Posted by Although I wouldn't mind seeing it too... on February 27, 2009 at 1:03 PM
13
@1 - agreed. swarthy? have you been reading a lot of daniel defoe, christopher?
Posted by aff on February 27, 2009 at 1:11 PM
14
@ 10: Emanuel eats pieces of shit like Jindal for breakfast.

Not that he eats shit for breakfast. I meant it as a metaphor.
Posted by Mike in MO on February 27, 2009 at 1:23 PM
15
Let's all ignore the big elephant (not republican) in the room!!!
Posted by Chosen People Rock on February 27, 2009 at 1:49 PM
16
@13
I don't see how the slog can go around calling people racist for watermellon pictures (which are racist) and then go around calling people swarthy (which is racist).

Posted by andrew on February 27, 2009 at 1:56 PM
17
Once, I spotted Mr. Jindal Rogers crossing the White House Lawn, before Rahm Emanuel had him sent to Alaska to live on an ice floe with George Will.

Nice sweater.
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 27, 2009 at 2:34 PM
18
How the hell is it racist to call someone "swarthy"? It simply means he has a dark complexion. Which he does. Sometimes this PC crap gets taken way too far. Is it racist to call someone fair-skinned?
Posted by catsnbanjos on February 28, 2009 at 10:08 AM

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