Watch out, Kindle 2. The Authors Guild is still steamin' mad about your text-to-speech feature. This time, you know they're serious, because they wrote a letter! Just so happens that since it was published by The New York Times, it becomes an op-ed:
You may be thinking that no automated read-aloud function can compete with the dulcet resonance of Jim Dale reading “Harry Potter” or of authors, ahem, reading themselves. But the voices of Kindle 2 are quite listenable. There’s even a male version and a female version. (A book by, say, Norman Mailer on Kindle 2 might do a brisk business among people wondering how his prose would sound in measured feminine tones.)
Perfect—no longer will I have to pay streetwalkers to read my favorite male authors aloud for me (wtf, Roy Blount?). The Authors Guild's president goes on to argue that text-to-speech will soon sound incredibly lifelike, but I'm not buying it. Just as humans look weird in CGI movies, so do robo-voices make for awful carriers of a story's emotion (as Paul already pointed out in a roundabout way).
To prove this point, uber-nerd Wil Wheaton (best known for roles in Stand By Me and Star Trek: TNG) went on his blog today to read a passage aloud from one of his books, then rigged up his computer to use the latest in text-to-speech tech to do the same. The results are available in MP3 format. Good choice of passage, too, so that Wil can robo-test phrases like "When Richard was loony on the cocaine, she made it okay."
If this example is any indication, famous books through Kindle 2 are about to go viral in a Microsoft Songsmith way.
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