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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Histoire de la sexualite, vol. 5

Posted by on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 5:10 PM

373d/1235697095-milkwoman.jpg

The end.

 

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1
boy, that is the deepest post i've ever seen.

go fuck yourself.
Posted by muhdik on February 26, 2009 at 5:14 PM
2
NSFW!!!!!!! Fire this loser.
Posted by Tom on February 26, 2009 at 5:15 PM
3
Jesus, Charles. Ugh.
Posted by Dan Savage on February 26, 2009 at 5:17 PM
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Best post ever!!! Go Charles! Go Charles! Go Go Go Charles!
Posted by Gurldoggie on February 26, 2009 at 5:19 PM
5
The perfect woman!
Posted by Deandrae on February 26, 2009 at 5:19 PM
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he's either asking for it or testing your litmits, Dan.

Who's boss?

Dan. Who is boss?

He's humiliating you.
Posted by How sad on February 26, 2009 at 5:20 PM
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Can someone send an escort over to the Stranger offices and let Mudede sputter one out so he'll stop this bullshit?

Honestly, if a fucking forum troll pulled this shit DAY after DAY, he'd be banned.
Posted by Enough is enough for fuck's sake on February 26, 2009 at 5:21 PM
8
Charles, you are on a roll. More Charles!!!
Posted by Mahtli69 on February 26, 2009 at 5:22 PM
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It's no longer a measure of credibility. it's clearly a measure of comments and hits, as made evident by these undermining and ridiculous posts.

I am embarrassed for you. I am embarrassed for myself for patronizing this place.

Posted by Ben Burnahm on February 26, 2009 at 5:25 PM
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c'mon you guys. You're so uptight about Charles' stuff. what's wrong with a little creativity/audacity? what's the harm?
Posted by jonah33 on February 26, 2009 at 5:25 PM
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Keep it up Chaz. Love this stuff.

To all the haters,

Fuck off.
Posted by the stranger used to be more fun. on February 26, 2009 at 5:29 PM
12
gun to head, I'd rather look at charles' softcore pics than read his prose. so keep 'em coming. or just stop. either way...
Posted by rara avis on February 26, 2009 at 5:30 PM
13
Sweet mother of G-d. Can't this be hidden under the fold or something. Blech.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on February 26, 2009 at 5:32 PM
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@10

It's trite, not creative.
Posted by Sir Learnsalot on February 26, 2009 at 5:33 PM
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Charles,

I wish greenpeace could explain why *all* genetic engineering is a bad thing...
Posted by Jonathan Golob on February 26, 2009 at 5:34 PM
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Look who's talking, "Got milk?" My ex would eat that shit up. I'm just glad it's a picture and not the sound of some guy drooling and being a complete moron.
Posted by leftcoastisbetter on February 26, 2009 at 5:36 PM
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You know you'd hit it
Posted by matt! on February 26, 2009 at 5:38 PM
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thats hot. can you show me were to get more girls like that? is it a free site or do i need your credit card number?
Posted by Go away! 'Batin'! on February 26, 2009 at 5:42 PM
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@14 Should slog posts pass your trite-filter? I just find it kinda odd that people with well-formed opinions on the topics Charles posts about would be upset by the fact that he puts this stuff up on slog. say you think it's trite, I'm not understanding what that matters.
Posted by jonah33 on February 26, 2009 at 5:52 PM
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gay butt sex pit bulls foie gras mad rad
Posted by desparate for more webviews on February 26, 2009 at 5:57 PM
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Keep it up, Charles! Fuck the haters.
Posted by Charles' Cheerleader on February 26, 2009 at 5:58 PM
22
Charles' Cheerleader -- you can't find porn on your own?

You really are a perfect example of his readership.

Posted by Detractor number 5,632 on February 26, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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The problem is that Cherles is just a little to hetero for your typical slog reader.
Posted by MOMMIE!- all these titties make the gay boyz nervous on February 26, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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#22 is a 13-year-old boy who loves titties.
Posted by Jupit on February 26, 2009 at 6:05 PM
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Got to throw us Het guys a bone once in a while - you know in keeping with the goal of diversity.

FWIW I thought the image was kinda cool
Posted by DavidC on February 26, 2009 at 6:13 PM
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Is this what PETA had in mind when they sent that letter to Ben & Jerry's suggesting they use human milk for ice cream?
Posted by Mmmm Ice Cream on February 26, 2009 at 6:18 PM
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@10:

On the rare occasions when Chaz exhibits any inclinations along either of those lines, I'm one of the first to applaud him for his efforts.

Unfortunately, today's series has displayed neither.
Posted by COMTE on February 26, 2009 at 6:19 PM
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The Stranger used to be more fun?! Keeping with the goal of diversity?!?!

I seem to remember a (The) Stranger even just 4 years ago that used to be respectful of ALL people, regardless of age, sex, race, orientation, politics.

Oh, okay? So we have to keep with the goal of diversity? How about a picture of an attractive male in a humiliating position--you know, for those of us who like men? Gay and straight men aren't the only ones with sex drives, you know.

Seriously, humiliation for all or humiliation for none, Stranger. You can't have it both ways.

Pick--*Now*. Enforce it--*Now*!
Posted by whatevermind on February 26, 2009 at 6:31 PM
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an open letter to misogynisic gay men. dear misogynistic gay men breast milk tastes good. sincerely your straight friend. ps so can we just try the ben and jerries and see if we like it? thx
Posted by Go away! 'Batin'! on February 26, 2009 at 6:32 PM
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I've got just what she wants.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on February 26, 2009 at 6:52 PM
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@14
@28

Say that you cumulatively countered my creativity/audacity claim, really then, what's the harm? it's the slog. take a peek at other blogs and there's no one else even trying to do what Charles is doing.
Posted by jonah33 on February 26, 2009 at 6:54 PM
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Holy crap, people.

There's no nudity here. You see as much skin in sometimes more questionable configurations in any number of other posts by other bloggers on this site.

@6, 7, 9, 13, 23 - Did you freak out about the pictures Kelly O provided from the Erotic Ball? Is her misandry any less contemptable by your standards?

It's The Stranger, people. Take a deep breath and step down off the soapbox.
Posted by MDP on February 26, 2009 at 6:57 PM
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@33: Yes, for better or worse, Mudede's sophomoric attempts at profundity (and this is one of them, you realize) have been a part of the Stranger for a lot longer than Slog or most of its readers.

I will go on mocking him, but if this really upsets you, it's not the place for you.
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 7:24 PM
34
rest of series plz
Posted by dongerson on February 26, 2009 at 7:27 PM
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seriously 34, who are you to claim that Charles post are sophomoric? I find it incredibly easy to make myself look smarter by sneering at things, but to make any point at all I try to provide contentful criticisms.
Posted by jonah33 on February 26, 2009 at 7:28 PM
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Jonathan @15... my thoughts exactly. Oh, and nice to see someone commenting on something relevant to the link. I sort of expected there to be a little discussion about genetically modified foods, but sadly, it's all "Charles sux" / "No he doesn't".
Posted by Julie in Eugene on February 26, 2009 at 7:28 PM
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Now show that machine on a guy.
Posted by E on February 26, 2009 at 7:31 PM
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@36: It really doesn't matter who I am, but since you asked, I am someone who has been reading the Stranger for more than a decade and who was in grad school long enough to A) Meet a lot of poseurs who talk like Charles does; B) Read most of the stuff he's referencing.

But it's really not a pissing contest. I was actually just telling the whiners to stfu.
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 7:32 PM
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I am amazed, yet strangely aroused. I think about total recal and the woman with three breasts ... three breasts, disgusting. Four ... you know, not bad!
Posted by I'm amazed on February 26, 2009 at 7:32 PM
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it is not just this one image - C. Muhdik Mudede constantly and consistently objectifies and debases women in his posts. it's disgusting and offensive.

NO OTHER person on The Stranger staff is this consistently offensive and completely sophomoric.
Posted by onion on February 26, 2009 at 7:33 PM
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37
You expected discussion about genetic engineering? but the topic is sexuality!
Posted by onion on February 26, 2009 at 7:35 PM
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@41. I may not agree with Charle's taste. But SOMEONE has to objectify women a bit around here! It can't just be Dan Savage and co. posting morman boys while the oh so "don't objectify me women" just remain quiet and gawk to themselves.
Posted by former tri-state on February 26, 2009 at 7:37 PM
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@41: Oddly enough, the person in my grad program who had a similar style of puking up smoke clouds of deep thought was a gay white man who had a penchant for saying extremely racist things.

Racist things that were, of course, *actually* radical critiques of normal standards of intelligent discourse.

Basically, it's the priestly impulse. When you begin to believe things that your rational self finds revolting, you must reject conventional wisdom and all the logic that goes with it.
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 7:40 PM
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@39

so one of my questions still stands. Say someone's read foucault or whatever, I agree it's no contest. What I am wondering is what drives one to post about the extent to which charles does this or that. say someone has read charles for years and knows the works he is refering to: why get into a huff about postings on slog?
Posted by jonah33 on February 26, 2009 at 8:01 PM
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@45: Again, I was telling people *not* to get into a huff about Charles' posting on Slog. My whole point is that whatever you think of him, he's grandfathered into this particular institution, and I think he's actually been here longer than Savage (could be wrong!).

If your real question is "will you take back the part about 'Charles' sophomoric attempts at profundity'?", the answer is no.
Posted by Lee on February 26, 2009 at 8:09 PM
46
The funny part is that you think Charles is trying to be profound.
Posted by Rihannas split lip on February 26, 2009 at 8:26 PM
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@33. Hey, yo. I just don't want it plastered on the front. Kelly O kept the naughty bits of her photo hidden from view on the front page. That's all I'm saying. And I'm expressing my opinion. Like you.

Cheers.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on February 26, 2009 at 8:27 PM
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@46

fair enough. Actually in full disclosure, I think it's just a deep-seeded perhaps weakness of mine to be wary of those who feel comfortable calling things sophomoric. nobody really knows what the fuck's going on, so I'm feel better about people throwing stuff out there than those of keep pulling back.

I mean, who is saying he's trying to be profound?
Posted by jonah33 on February 26, 2009 at 8:33 PM
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Funny, I thought this was a lovely portrait of OctoMom.
Posted by Sad Comment on February 26, 2009 at 8:35 PM
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@ 49: That's "deep seated," you dodo.
Posted by bangs on February 26, 2009 at 9:16 PM
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@52

attempt at some some pun.
Posted by jonah33 on February 26, 2009 at 9:25 PM
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ok look i read charles's link and i went to MADGE http://www.madge.org.au and that one picture is all i found. seriously. what gives? how can there not be a website with hundreds of 4titted lactation pics for instant download? somebody get on this. the law of the internet is that if you can name a kink it exists and theres already a community but wtf? if there is no such thing as a 4titted + lactation web site then the interent is broken dude
Posted by Go away! 'Batin'! on February 26, 2009 at 9:53 PM
54
charles is such a sleezball. he ruins the slog.
Posted by tiffany on February 26, 2009 at 9:53 PM
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OK, enough is enough. Can we please have a vote on Slog on whether or not to fire Charles? It seems most of the readers can't stand his juvenile/faux-profound Marxist analysis crap, and yet he remains employed. There are plenty of talented writers out there that are desperate for a job right now. Please, give them a chance, and let Mudede go. He's giving academics a bad name.
Posted by Scrap Mudede on February 26, 2009 at 10:43 PM
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And why the French? Why not "the history of sex"? Is that to fancy it up?
Posted by Phoebe on February 26, 2009 at 10:49 PM
57
I wanna fuck that four titted chick
Posted by I wanna fuck hot bitches on February 26, 2009 at 10:51 PM
58
Charles, I love your Slog posts for the way they make people's heads explode. Thanks for all that you do.
Posted by Greg on February 26, 2009 at 11:16 PM
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it's just nudity people, relax! Are you that conservative (read, sexually frustrated) that the sight of some skin gets you into such a tizzy?
Posted by nudity is not degrading on February 26, 2009 at 11:22 PM
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oooh skin, breasts, no big deal people, and guess what if you read slog at work you need to get the fuck back to work and stop wasting your time reading the stranger while you are supposed to be working
Posted by your boss on February 26, 2009 at 11:34 PM
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This entire conversation is actually just Charles talking to himself.
Posted by ChronicBedPetter on February 27, 2009 at 12:25 AM
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GE is like everything else created by humans. It will have it's good points and it's really, really bad points. What I'm wondering is what kind of planet this will be when it finally purifies itself of humans. Or when humans purge themselves from it.
Posted by Vince on February 27, 2009 at 6:29 AM
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That woman is naked. And also appears to have a second pair of breasts.
Posted by NapoleonXIV on February 27, 2009 at 8:11 AM
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Muh Dik! Foucault! Muh dik! blah blah Marx! blah blah blah Muh dik!!! Tits! blah blah blah dialectic blah blah Derrida blah Tits and White Wimminz! for muh dik!!! blah blah architecture blah blah blah MUH DIK! Muh dik beez all postmodern n'shit!!!
Posted by towards a dialectic of muh dik on February 27, 2009 at 8:16 AM
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Zhay swee fatty-gay.

Ish few-leh mish mew-deh.
Posted by Back to sleep for me! on February 27, 2009 at 8:19 AM
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harumph...where's the gay male equivalent?
Posted by michael strangeways on February 27, 2009 at 9:24 AM
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Michael Strangeways, there was that Indian guy who had two penises (and an extra leg).

Posted by former tri-state on February 27, 2009 at 9:36 AM
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@34 - I think my comments may have come across as harsher than intended. Of course there should be criticism; I probably shouldn't have unceremoniously lumped your comment in with others. I do think, however, that people calling for Mudede's head are going completely overboard. It's a silly post on a Thursday afternoon. It's not even supposed to be journalism.

@48 - Fair enough. I forget sometimes what it's like to work in a place where the term "NSFW" is a real cause for concern. I will say that the delineation between the two posts that makes only one of them appropriate seems dubious, but perhaps your workplace regulations are more specific.

Cheers,
MDP
Posted by MDP on February 27, 2009 at 9:50 AM
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Any other breastfeeders in the comments? Any? Hello? Or just breast fetishizers who never used them for what they were intended?

Been there, awesome for my baby (and YES my toddler) and for me, sucks how much dudes ("society," "The Man,," etc.) feel entitled to sexualize it—I didn't do it for your benefit, fuckwit—totally read this post as to do with The Man's Use of women and non-human animals—not as an attempt to be "hot." Though certainly, using a "hot" model is a sad attempt to mass market their ideas.

Can't speak to Charles's motivation for posting... though it must be said, I love Charles. Fire others first.
Posted by teatymama on February 27, 2009 at 10:11 AM
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Reading Slog is one of my very few workday joys. It's a pity that I now have to give it up for fear of coming across NSFW posts such as this one. Thanks, Chuck.
Posted by melodnium on February 27, 2009 at 10:19 AM
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Charles will be last against the wall when the Revolution comes!
Posted by NapoleonXIV on February 27, 2009 at 10:39 AM
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Right on, @34. It's not the nudity. It's the immature leering presented as lofty insight. The French titles really don't uplift it at all, just make it still more pretentious. How tiresome.
Posted by LeslieC on February 27, 2009 at 10:49 AM
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@70
Someone has "issues!"
Posted by Sad Comment on February 27, 2009 at 11:34 AM
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Someone give that woman's phone number to Octopussy. I think she'll be needing a bit of help with her litter.
Posted by Geni on February 27, 2009 at 12:03 PM
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This picture is so mesmerizing.
Posted by laterite on February 27, 2009 at 12:55 PM
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I think I must be unwell. It took me a good thirty seconds to realise that she had an extra set.
Posted by Liz on February 27, 2009 at 2:39 PM
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I'm not 13 years old. I'm a philosophy graduate, and I love Charles' Slog posts... and the reactions they get.

That is all.
Posted by Charles' Cheerleader on February 27, 2009 at 3:37 PM
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it is recession - selling pumped human breast milk is smart stuff - good hint Charles

I love it, made a poster for my office wall, free speech

and the woman as cow - or the cow as woman - love it

Charles in the ONLY reason to bother with this mostly blah bland crap - go Charles
Posted by Hattie from Belltown on February 27, 2009 at 6:57 PM
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@79: Yes, during a supply-side crisis, it's always a good idea to try to start selling something that had no monetary value even when the economy was healthy.

More importantly: thank vishnu you're using your free speech for something that will really alter the course of history.
Posted by Lee on February 27, 2009 at 8:41 PM
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I've been trying to figure out all day why people are mad, and I don't get it. I mean... it seems like some women feel this is somehow degrading, but I'm a woman and I don't feel degraded. And some people seem to think this is inappropriate. Could someone please clue me in on what I'm missing?
Posted by What's the deal? on February 28, 2009 at 4:36 AM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, Charles:

Thanks for the mammaries!
Posted by Cookie W. Monster on February 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM

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