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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Better Late: The Jindal Edition

Posted by on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:13 PM

This post is two days late, especially since Bobby Jindal is getting his ass thoroughly whupped (by conservatives as well as liberals) for his "animatronic" rebuttal to Obama's speech.

But, for the future, whenever anyone murmurs about Jindal for president, let's remember his bizarre 1994 story, in the New Oxford Review, about watching a college exorcism.

From the original post last year:

Highlights include: His sexual tension with the possessed woman (“we had been very careful to avoid any form of physical contact in our friendship”), her freaking out (“Over and over, she repeated “Jesus is L..L..LL,” often ending in profanities”), and theories as to how she came to be possessed in the first place (“Susan’s roommate, the daughter of a Hmong faith healer, had decorated the room with supposedly pagan influences… Susan, who had experienced visions and other related phenomena as a child, thought her intense flirting with guys and straying away from God had led to this punishment”).

Shout at the devil, Bobby Jindal.

 

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1
all i know is after boby jindal came to me through my tv the voices have stopped which is more than brendan kiley ever did for me
Posted by Go away! 'Batin'! on February 26, 2009 at 2:28 PM
2
freak
Posted by freakdom on February 26, 2009 at 2:31 PM
3
Whew! And this is the guy the Republicans are touting as their answer to Obama? I don't think so.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on February 26, 2009 at 2:39 PM
4
Bobi Jindal mind-raped my dreams with his tentacles.
Posted by Just Another American on February 26, 2009 at 2:44 PM
5
One passage jumped out at me in the full story:
I have always been a closed and relatively unemotional person and needed to know that my best friend felt that I at least could love her, due to some very strong remarks made two years before by my former girl_friend (hardly an objective source), I was beginning to doubt that I had the capacity for feeling.

Interesting... given how forced Tuesday's speech was, he definitely came across as someone who doesn't have a natural emotional connection to other people.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on February 26, 2009 at 2:45 PM
6
Reading the comments in the original post was like a trip down memory lane. Funny and insightful for the most part. Sigh. I miss it.
Posted by yesteryear on February 26, 2009 at 2:47 PM
7
Oh god, this guy. I haven't even watched the full speech yet because I can only take it in small pieces.

After this schmuck and Micheal Steele, did the GOP already cycle through all of their minority leadership?
Posted by w7ngman on February 26, 2009 at 2:55 PM
8
A bit of sympathy for the devil, if you will... I went to a neighboring high-school and bright first-generation Asian and Indian kids were a dime a dozen at Baton Rouge High.

Consider for a moment, the hurdles to overcome when a brown-skinned foreign kid raised Hindu wants to be a Republican. Not just a Republican, but a LOUISIANA Republican.

In that light, I see much of this as pandering. Granted, it's over-the-top pandering. Pandering that jumps the shark in so many ways... but pandering.

Pandering SO hard that it encompasses one's entire being.

This is the sad desire to fit in. The need to belong.

That said, please, let's view poor Piyush Jindal as a man possessed, who goes to extreme and embarassing lengths to garner attention and approval.

I would recommend a circle of registered Democrats reading passages from "The Audacity of Hope."
Posted by Lenny on February 26, 2009 at 2:57 PM
9
I hope the Republicans stick with this dickhead.
Posted by Vince on February 26, 2009 at 3:09 PM
10
Sounds like a Christian dork to me.
Posted by @ on February 26, 2009 at 3:12 PM
11
What I find amusing, perhaps even encouraging, is that "Bobby" Jindal and Sarah Palin are not the Republicans' back-benchers - this is their first-string, their starters. THIS is the best the modern Republican party can produce.

Ha ha!
Posted by Geni on February 26, 2009 at 3:46 PM
12
Aah @8 (and 10): but he IS a christian dork. He converted from hinduism to catholicism in high school. Also apparently rechristened himself after Bobby Brady. Does that qualify as a shark jumped?
Posted by emma's bee on February 26, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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Won't you be.
Won't you be.
Please won't you be my neighbor!
Oh, and you can pay for my tax cuts while you drown.
Posted by Mr Jindal Rogers on February 26, 2009 at 4:03 PM
14
Palin/Jindal '09 "We'll git 'em next year!"
Posted by The Amazing Jim on February 26, 2009 at 4:27 PM

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