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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Tonight at the Sundown: COME ON DOWN!

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Tue, Mar 3, 2009 at 2:59 PM

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Every first Tuesday, the Sundown Tavern in Ballard plays its own special version of The Price Is Right—$1 per chance to be called to COME ON DOWN, with proceeds going to charity (tonight: the Youth Development Fund).

Last month it was really fun: giant frosty beers, near-riotous audience, funny hosts, lots of good-looking people. And now they have hickory- and apple-wood smoked barbecue—the owner says modestly, "Our BBQ sauce rocks!" Menu after the jump.

[Update: This was originally posted on the wrong day; pardon me.]

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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Pissed Off About the Recent Gay Bashings?

Posted by Dominic Holden on Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 3:00 PM

Originally posted Thursday and moved up for tonight's event.

This weekend, the Queer Ally Coalition is planning a vigil and candlelight procession through the streets of Capitol Hill to draw attention to an upsurge of anti-gay violence in Seattle. Two men attacked Jerry Knight last weekend, and a man attacked Jay Lewis earlier this month—in both cases the assailants yelled “faggot” before beating the victims. Nationally, the FBI reported in October that anti-gay bias crimes had increased by six percent.

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“We are trying to send a strong message to these bigots that we are not going to stand for these sort of attacks,” says Chanan Suarezdiaz, one of the Queer Ally Coalition organizers. He thinks the passage of Prop 8 may have emboldened homophobic attackers. “These bigots feel they can terrorize queers and get away with it because were just stripped of marriage rights,” he says.

Vigils may seem a wimpy tactic to counter violence. Some folks believe that, rather than lighting candles, the gays need to go out and kick some ass. Defending the streets is a need going unmet. But a candlelight march is a good start at increasing visibility. The presence of the gay-safety squad Q-Patrol (who also was not afraid to kick some ass, if needed) years ago was credited with instilling a sense of protection and helping deter hate crimes on Capitol Hill. The group dissolved years ago, in part, because gay bashings had grown rare—probably because Q-Patrol scared off some of the fuckers. Now there’s growing sentiment that Q-Patrol, or a group like it, should return to the streets. If you're of the mind that gays must physically defend the hill, then attending this vigil is more important than ever: The demand for a new group will be gauged partly by the turnout Saturday. Think you want to be involved in a street-patrol group? Meet like-minded folks at the protest.

The event begins at 8:00 p.m. on Saturday, February 28 by the pillars on Boren Avenue and Pike Street. Speakers will include victims of anti-gay violence on Capitol Hill and representatives from the Seattle Commission for Sexual Minorities. The Facebook page is here.

Friday, February 27, 2009

This Republican On My TV Last Night...

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 8:01 AM

...kept telling me that this is the wrong time to raise taxes on the wealthy. No one asked him the obvious follow-up question: When's the right time?

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Speaking of Webcomics

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 5:45 PM

Scott McCloud has updated his website. I really like this comic, in which you have to read the story by clicking the smaller panel embedded into each panel. It's like crawling into a hole, kind of.

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6301/1235687399-joysgust.jpgHe also links to The Grimace Project*, which is a Flash-based animation that lets you blend emotions on a responsive cartoon face. The face to the left is a combination of 100% joy and 100% disgust, creating an expression called "Joysgust," which I am now trademarking. Every time you flash an expression of "Joysgust™," you must send me a shiny nickel.

*When I first read the words the Grimace Project, I thought it was a military-funded operation to finally figure out what the hell that fat purple blob who hangs around with Ronald McDonald actually is.

No News is Bad News

Posted by Eli Sanders on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 5:42 PM

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This is the image on a t-shirt created for the P-I staff by a P-I illustrator who's selling them, at cost, for $10. This is why. This is the info on a forum tonight, called No News is Bad News, which will discuss the increasingly less far-fetched possibility that Seattle may soon become a no-newspaper town: Bertha Landes Room, City Hall, 7 p.m.

Illustration by Andrew Saeger

Histoire de la sexualite, vol. 5

Posted by Charles Mudede on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 5:10 PM

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The end.

"What are we going to do? How are we going to save our country?"

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 5:03 PM

This from the CPAC conference going on in DC right now:

Um, is it just me... or are they trying to get the man shot? Sure seems that way.

Recruiting for Jesus Camp

Posted by Dominic Holden on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 4:45 PM

A church in Marysville has crossed the line from volunteering at local public schools to recruiting kids into a “cult,” says the mother of one of the students. The Turning Point Church sends roughly a dozen adult “youth leaders” to six schools in northwestern Washington, where they hang out during lunch hours, chat with students, and join in sports games.

“We can be someone in their life to say everything is going to be okay and God is still good,” says Emily Masten, one of the youth staff leaders and a receptionist for the church.

But problems arose earlier this week when a church delegate attempted to lure a Totem Middle School student into an evening church meeting with promises of rides, games, and espresso. The church maintains a youth group called 180, and another group called 628 (for kids from sixth to eighth grades).

Rianne Olver was alarmed when she saw a MySpace message sent from a female youth leader to her 11-year-old daughter, inviting her to the church meeting:

Hey, 628 tonight!

6 o clock, free espresso for visitors. Super rad games and activities.

Hang out with cool people. Plus you are really cool so it would just make it that much cooler.

Are you going to be there? If you need a ride, I can hook it up :)

“She even offered to come to my house and pick up my daughter without me knowing about it,” Olver says. “I wonder how many other kids got this message and were so excited that an older person thinks they’re cool and wants to buy them espresso.”

The nondenominational church is unusual in other ways, too. In one sermon, pastor Pastor Mike Villamor advocates that "Christians should be sex-perts." He goes on: "Ladies, here's the answer to 90 percent of your troubles: sex and sleep." Several people have posted aggressively on a web page where they allege the Turning Point Church is cultish and that Villamor says he is an apostle. But Masten dismisses the cult claims. “[The church] is just different because people are actually caring,” she says. “If people don’t understand something, there are two reactions: You make fun of it or you get scared of it.”

Masten confirms that youth leaders discuss the church and God with students on school property, but only when asked. Their purpose is “just to be there and to love them and hang out with them,” she says. However, she acknowledges that if students want to provide contact information, youth leaders contact them about the evening services.

“Most youth leaders will do bulk texting to students they have met once or twice,” says Masten. “It’s just like, ‘Hey do you want to come over and hang out at my house?’” says Masten. (Basically, adults directly soliciting social engagements from 11-year-old children.) Youth leaders may neglect to contact parents because it is “something that they are not really mindful of yet,” she says.

It’s something they will become mindful of soon.

After hearing Olver’s complaints yesterday afternoon, the Marysville School District called Turning Point Church to tell them they must cease lunchtime visits to Totem Middle School. The group will continue renting space for sermons at the school on Sundays. Gail Miller, assistant superintendent of the Marysville School District, says, “They can’t proselytize and they cannot solicit individual student’s contact information.”

Other groups, including retirees and Tulalip Tribe members, have been volunteering at the school this year to reverse what Miller describes as chronic “classroom disruptions.” Last year, Totem Middle School students walked out to protest discipline problems. The youth leaders from Turning Point Church were allowed on campus to “increase adult presence at lunch time,” Miller says.

But, she adds, “We are doing an investigation because, if [Olver] is correct in that this is what is happening, that is inappropriate. If students ask them questions, they can answer matter-of-factly, but they cannot seek them out.” Although the church has been barred from lunches at the middle school, youth workers are still allowed at Marysville Pilchuck High School.

News intern Aaron Pickus contributed research to this post.

Book Worms and Marg(enitalia)inalia

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 4:45 PM

cff2/1235681053-worm_holes_1.jpgHang Fire Books has a great post up right now about book worms. They have also discovered the most delicious book in the English language (13 book worm holes!) You'll have to go over to the post to find out what it is.

The same post has four photos of some wonderful found marginalia: Someone couldn't resist drawing illustrations in his erotica:

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Buying for a used bookstore is an endlessly entertaining art form.

Histoire de la sexualite, vol. 4

Posted by Charles Mudede on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 3:54 PM

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But this is not entirely fair. Foucault died before completing his fourth volume. Death is good at making things unfinished.

Meanwhile In Iowa City

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 3:43 PM

Empty sushi places in Iowa City are best avoided. They can do a decent, um, miso soup—but who can't?—but that's about it. Also, was I seriously the only gay guy at Iowa City Fitness today? And to the Daily Iowan: I promise to behave myself tonight.

UPDATE: Wait a minute, Daily Iowan, John Edwards is attending this conference and you're worried about me misbehaving? Please.

Woman’s Body Discovered at Golden Gardens

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 3:42 PM

Details from My Ballard:

A woman walking her dog at Golden Gardens Park this morning discovered a body face down the sand, Seattle Police say. Officers and medics responded shortly after 10 a.m. Police tell us the cause of death is “suspicious”—she’s a 34-year-old woman, and her ID was located nearby. The homicide unit and the medical examiner subsequently responded to the scene.

“The whole Meadow Point area (even into the water) is currently cordoned off with crime scene investigation tape,” says My Ballard reader Dan, who first tipped us on the story. “There were no less than fifteen marked and unmarked SPD vehicles (there).” Police say homicide detectives are sweeping the area for clues, and they’ll be awaiting the determination from the medical examiner on the cause of death.

As Slog tipper inky says in comments over here, "shitty day in ballard."

Audition Call for 'The Anarchist's Songbook'

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 3:40 PM

The next project from Seattle School, casting tomorrow.

SEATTLE SCHOOL is holding a casting call for singers, musicians, actors and performers for The Anarchist Songbook, a contemporary opera around the WTO demonstrations in Seattle. An initial reading has been set for the end of March in partnership with ACT Theater.

The Anarchist Songbook takes us back to November 1999 as we follow a makeshift gang of WTO protesters, teenage runaways and hardened street punks who take over an abandoned former candy factory in the Denny Triangle. Through The Anarchist Songbook we experience their travails through a uniquely Seattle perspective, visited by the ghosts of local uprisings in the past, revealing almost a 'culture of protest' in the Northwest.

WHO ARE WE SEEKING? Seeking a variety of individuals for lead roles, minor characters, chorus, pit band and orchestra:

* Singers representing a variety of vocal backgrounds, experiences, interests and styles

*Musicians representing a variety of music backgrounds, experiences, interests and styles, particularly percussion, brass, woodwinds or electric guitar (*bring your own instrument)

*Actors / Performers representing a variety of ages, backgrounds, experiences and styles

CASTING CALL Date: Friday, February 27, 2009 at 6:30pm (please arrive 15 minutes early)
Venue: Phinney Neighborhood Center - Room 31, 6532 Phinney Ave. N, Seattle WA 98103
http://www.phinneycenter.org/directions.shtml

Process: This will be a group audition including some combination of the following:

Singers - Acapella song of your choice, script cold reading, improvisation and movement

Musicians - Song of your choice, cold reading from the script and improvisation.

Actors / Performers - cold reading from the script, improvisation and some movement.

May I suggest Joseph McCarthy for Paul Schell? And maybe a mustachioed Richard Ziman as Norm Stamper?

For more information, see here.

And now please enjoy, from the good folks at Fail Blog:

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The kid in the bright green shirt will remember that day for the rest of his life.

Wait, What?

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 3:38 PM

HuffPo sez: John McCain backs Obama's Iraq War plan.

(Cough-cough:

cough-cough.)

If You Like Music and Deep-Fried Twinkies...

Posted by Megan Seling on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:49 PM

Then today might be your lucky day.

Notes from the Unemployment Line

Posted by Eli Sanders on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:47 PM

"Cara" last wrote in on Feb. 9, demoralized by unemployment and looking everywhere for work—even at the state's beleaguered unemployment hotline, which was hiring at the time. That didn't work out, but today, finally, a job offer came.

The last time I e-mailed you I had been looking for a job since October. This last month was one of the worst. I was still sending 2-3 resumes out per day, and checking with everyone I knew about whether they were hearing of even the most entry-level positions at their jobs. None of them could help.

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I Am Preemptively Surrending to This Animal

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:45 PM

Holy fucking shit:

This giant stringray has smashed the world record for the biggest freshwater fish ever caught using a rod.

British angler Ian Welch tussled with the monster ray for 90 minutes to secure it and then 13 men had to be recruited to heave it out of the water.

The massive 55 stone (or 771 lbs) stingray is almost five times the weight of freshwater biologist Ian (11.5 stone). Its body was 7ft long and 7ft wide and its tail measured 10ft. Its lethal venomous barb had to be wrapped in cloth while it was out of the water.

Mind-boggling photo and story are here.

(Via Enter the Octopus.)

Today in Rumors: Madame K's to Close

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:42 PM

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It sounds like Ballard's beloved Madame K's—the pizzeria in a former brothel—will only be open for another month or so, to be replaced by another, as-yet-unnamed restaurant. This Saturday is Madame K's 10-year anniversary.

Madame K (a.k.a. Kirsten Burt, the proprietress) opened another pizzeria/honky-tonk out in Carnation called Lazy K's nine months ago.

Photo by Laser Butter from The Stranger's flickr pool.

This Week in The Stranger

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:33 PM

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Eli Sanders on the Internal Panic at the Seattle Post-Intelligencer
"Assuming Hearst continues with the process of closing down the print edition by mid-March, it's easy to imagine an online-only P-I staffed with as few as 20 people. Or even fewer..."

Brendan Kiley Interviews the Dance Company locust (Among His Questions: Why Do They Insist on Lower-Casing Everything?)
"Choreographer Amy O'Neal is allergic to stuffiness. She grew up in Texas, but when she was 13 and 14, her father, an officer in the air force, was stationed in Ankara, Turkey. O'Neal used to sneak out of the house at night and into Turkish dance clubs..."

Dave Segal on James Blackshaw's Spellbinding Guitar Odysseys
"While you were squandering your adolescence on video games, TV, sports, internet porn, and meaningless hookups, English guitarist/pianist James Blackshaw was busy becoming one of the most accomplished musicians on the instrumental head-music scene..."

Bethany Jean Clement on the Rob Roy in Belltown
"A Rob Roy is a version of a manhattan made with Scotch. Rob Roy (1671—1734), the cocktail's namesake, was an outlaw-hero, the Scottish version of Robin Hood. The Rob Roy is a cocktail bar in Belltown, named after the drink named after the man. The bar used to be called the Viceroy, until the Viceroy boutique hotel chain—with hotels around the world, though none in Seattle—took umbrage and sent Viceroy-the-bar a cease-and-desist letter..."

Lindy West Hands Out a Couple Extra Academy Awards
"I sort of loved the Oscars this year. They were as boring as ever (possibly boringer), but they were also weirder than ever..."

Underage Music Columnist Casey Catherwood Reports from White Center
"Ice-cream shops usually slow down during the frigid season, but this winter, Full Tilt Ice Cream in White Center has kept consistently busy hosting all-ages shows. New local bands play for the sole compensation of free ice cream..."

Jen Graves on Zombies and Modernism at Seattle Opera
"There were empty seats on opening night and regulars twittering that the proceedings were 'creepy' and 'weird,' as if opera itself were not deeply weird..."

ALSO IN THIS ISSUE: Charles Mudede on Antony and the Johnsons, plus all the usual music columns; David Schmader eats a ton of fish tacos; Dominic Holden on Laurelhurst residents suing their own neighborhood group; Erica C. Barnett on an unlikely opponent to a new affordable housing plan; Jen Graves on the art-world phenomenon William Kentridge, plus a conversation about sculpture at Vermillion last week and Tivon Rice's show at 911 Media Arts Center; reviews of the books I Want to Take You Higher (about Sly and the Family Stone), My Revolutions (a novel by Hari Kunzru), The Customer Is Always Wrong (about retail drudgery), Beat the Reaper ("actively disgusting... nauseating gore"), Lola's Luck (about gypsies), Waltz with Bashir (a graphic-novel version of the movie of the same name), and a bad biography of Neil Diamond; reviews of new albums by local bands Gun Outfit, Police Teeth, and Telekinesis; reviews of the movies Gomorrah, Ballerina, and Two Lovers; Dan Savage on kissing post-blowjob; an I, Anonymous about "the hottest mess in town"; Mistress Matisse on staplers; this week's noteworthy concerts and parties; the lovingly updated movie times; and all the other calendars and columns.

Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:29 PM

Let's look on the bright side: the couple the registered sex offender—a female registered sex offender, which is a refreshing change of pace—gave those two small children to in exchange for a cockatoo was straight. That's some comfort.

Re: Kindling for the Flames of Discontent

Posted by Sam Machkovech on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:24 PM

Robot & Books

Watch out, Kindle 2. The Authors Guild is still steamin' mad about your text-to-speech feature. This time, you know they're serious, because they wrote a letter! Just so happens that since it was published by The New York Times, it becomes an op-ed:

You may be thinking that no automated read-aloud function can compete with the dulcet resonance of Jim Dale reading “Harry Potter” or of authors, ahem, reading themselves. But the voices of Kindle 2 are quite listenable. There’s even a male version and a female version. (A book by, say, Norman Mailer on Kindle 2 might do a brisk business among people wondering how his prose would sound in measured feminine tones.)

Perfect—no longer will I have to pay streetwalkers to read my favorite male authors aloud for me (wtf, Roy Blount?). The Authors Guild's president goes on to argue that text-to-speech will soon sound incredibly lifelike, but I'm not buying it. Just as humans look weird in CGI movies, so do robo-voices make for awful carriers of a story's emotion (as Paul already pointed out in a roundabout way).

To prove this point, uber-nerd Wil Wheaton (best known for roles in Stand By Me and Star Trek: TNG) went on his blog today to read a passage aloud from one of his books, then rigged up his computer to use the latest in text-to-speech tech to do the same. The results are available in MP3 format. Good choice of passage, too, so that Wil can robo-test phrases like "When Richard was loony on the cocaine, she made it okay."

If this example is any indication, famous books through Kindle 2 are about to go viral in a Microsoft Songsmith way.

Better Late: The Jindal Edition

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 2:13 PM

This post is two days late, especially since Bobby Jindal is getting his ass thoroughly whupped (by conservatives as well as liberals) for his "animatronic" rebuttal to Obama's speech.

But, for the future, whenever anyone murmurs about Jindal for president, let's remember his bizarre 1994 story, in the New Oxford Review, about watching a college exorcism.

From the original post last year:

Highlights include: His sexual tension with the possessed woman (“we had been very careful to avoid any form of physical contact in our friendship”), her freaking out (“Over and over, she repeated “Jesus is L..L..LL,” often ending in profanities”), and theories as to how she came to be possessed in the first place (“Susan’s roommate, the daughter of a Hmong faith healer, had decorated the room with supposedly pagan influences… Susan, who had experienced visions and other related phenomena as a child, thought her intense flirting with guys and straying away from God had led to this punishment”).

Shout at the devil, Bobby Jindal.

This is Troubling

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 1:47 PM

Obama's 2010 health and human services budget includes not one reference to comprehensive sex education, and says only that the budget "will fund models that stress the importance of abstinence while providing medically-accurate and age-appropriate information to youth who have already become sexually active.

So what about the youth who haven't become sexually active yet? Are we going to wait until they're already pregnant to give them medically accurate information about s ex?

This Will Not Save Publishing

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 1:41 PM

Fucking HarperCollins, which just laid a bunch of people off and shuttered an entire division of the company, is paying someone five figures for the right to publish Twitter Wit, a collection of the author's favorite Twitter posts. Not even Twitter posts by the author. A collection of Twitter posts that the author has read.

UPDATE: Some commenters apparently think I was mocking Twitter in this post. As N helpfully points out in the comments: I have a Twitter account that I update and check quite often. I like Twitter. This is not a post about Twitter sucking. This is a post about the awful suckiness that is the major publishing houses, and the idiocy of paying someone 5 figures to collect Twitter posts and then publish them in book form. That is indisputably stupid.

Re: Re: A Request from Ben at Bark Bus

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Feb 26, 2009 at 1:27 PM

It has come to Slog's attention that Bark Bus has been added to Friends of Slog—this despite the fact that 62% of Slogpersons polled felt that Bark Bus should be only the object of Slog's profound indifference.

As you might suspect, Dan Savage is to blame.

He responded to this inquiry:
"WHY??? the people will want to know!!! ARE YOU JUST A CONTRARY GOD-MAN???"
thusly:
"yes."

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