You know, I'm getting really sick of the LIES being told to me by "the future." First the future told me I would eventually get a hover board. That turned out to be BULLSHIT. Then the future told me I could one day expect Social Security. Again… BULLSHIT. But wait! That's not the worst part! THEN the future told me back in 1989 that I would one day be driving around in a day-glow green Pontiac Stinger that came with such futuristic options as "a funky looking CD player," "a door that's a removable ice chest," AND "a garden hose"!

SO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STINGER, FUTURE? YOU GODDAMN LIAR!!

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