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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Sex / Games Left 4 Dead, Meet Left 4 Head

Posted by Sam Machkovech on Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 4:11 PM

The folks at Bellevue's Valve Software typically load their video games with toolkits so fans can make their own crazy versions. To that end, the company will soon release such a toolkit for last year's zombie-killing hit Left 4 Dead. But I don't think Valve had a real-life porn adaptation in mind.

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Left 4 Head saw release today through some campy web-only porn outlet called Sleazegroin Theater, transforming the game's super-zombies into fuck machines. The zombie who tackles enemies is here, choosing instead to tackle female hero Zoey's mouth with his wang. The zombie who chokes people with a twenty-foot-long tongue also makes a cameo, only this time, he's choking them across the room with his twenty-foot-long... wang (see above). And the "Boomer," the fat creature who dies by exploding in a cloud of blood, is reborn as the "Splooger." Go on, guess what he does.

This video's music and zombie screams are liberally lifted from the original game—mostly amusing because those game screams are actually courtesy of Mike Patton, the nutso leader of bands Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and Fantomas (and frequent vocal contributor to Valve games). Imagine if he filed a lawsuit simply because his blood-curdling scream was lifted for the money shot.

This isn't the first gaming-porn spoof—World of Whorecraft comes to mind (though I dunno why nobody ever put on a Pac-Man mask and gobbled some balls). Expectedly, L4H is campy enough to be amusing, never mind that the heroine here is essentially run through a rape-fantasy wringer—zombie tackles girl, girl struggles for a bit, girl decides to randomly take her top off and have at it. That sounds bad, but the woman here got off way luckier than the star of the immediate, far-less-creative sequel, Left 4 Anal.

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LET ME WRAP MY LONG TONGUE AROUND YOU

http://kotaku.com/5153929/w4m-m4w--l4d-

Posted by N on February 24, 2009 at 4:20 PM

You are the worst source of information in the video game industry. Really.

Posted by quick, defend yourself on February 24, 2009 at 4:26 PM

@2 this had a lot more info than I got from Joystiq.

Posted by Renton Mike on February 24, 2009 at 4:28 PM

I'm glad they finally made a game about my 20 foot penis.

Posted by Joh on February 24, 2009 at 4:29 PM

What ever happened to Left for Chase, in which Zombie CEOs try to eat your brains and take your wallet?

Posted by Will in Seattle on February 24, 2009 at 4:55 PM

yesterday's news TODAY ( or tomorrow!)

only at THE STRANGER

PS: PITBULLS! FOIE GRAS!

Posted by yup on February 24, 2009 at 8:01 PM

Thats more like it Sam. Stick with the 20' wangs and I'll keep reading.

Posted by ryan on February 25, 2009 at 10:51 AM

I see they have the uncut extended clips with the death ending at the nichclips site
under the horror dolls store.

Posted by disturbed on March 1, 2009 at 4:01 PM

How do I find this stupid movie?????

Posted by GamerSlut on March 2, 2009 at 9:40 AM

I found a funny youtube video on it at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJo3-LjDF…
I think it's a booty dance off with Zoey and the Witch

Posted by trunker on March 6, 2009 at 5:54 AM

It's already up to number five and I want to see Blowie squirt!

Posted by yiyi on March 9, 2009 at 5:07 AM

lol the bitch in this is funny in her other porns, her name is felony. Go check her out. XD

Posted by macisme on March 10, 2009 at 9:35 PM

Forget about left 4 head. I want to see left 4 head #6 with the Bitch zombie. Looks like Blowie and the Bitch get it on for some serious girl/girl action and Blowie makes the Bitch squirt. LOL

Posted by danford on March 15, 2009 at 3:18 PM

Wow is this becoming a franchise? It's already up to number 7 with that Tank zombie. LOL

Posted by Dandy on March 26, 2009 at 9:39 AM

Dude... your all fucking insane for not have watched it already!!! lmfao this shit is funny!

Posted by StickS on April 21, 2009 at 2:52 AM

You can download the full video here:

http://rapidshare.com/files/240575727/le…

And no, it's NOT safe for work, obviously! More funny than anything though...I can't figure out if a real production company made this, or if it's a fan video.

Posted by Left4Head on June 3, 2009 at 8:04 PM

You can download the full video here, for some reason my link above cut off the end...the rest of the link was just "ft4head.wmv", so either add that (without the quotes) to the end of the link, or Ill try posting it again below, in two parts...

rapidshare.com
/files/240575727/left4head.wmv

And no, it's NOT safe for work, obviously!

Posted by Left4Head on June 3, 2009 at 8:16 PM

Dude, I’ve seen this, but a whole lot worse is on some site I found called Left 4 Nude (http://www.left4nude.com). Pics and screenshots of Zoey and the Witch, Survivors doing infected, mass hysteria! Some people are sick. Makes me worry what will happen when Left 4 Dead 2 comes out and the Jockey is in the public consciousness.

Posted by DeathSquad77 on September 10, 2009 at 10:48 AM

LOL www.left4head.com

Posted by left4head on December 30, 2009 at 7:15 AM