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Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Gay Lifestyle

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 7:00 PM

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This is how it's done: sit on the couch with your snowboarder ten-year-old and his eleven-year-old skater friend, share a leftover bottle of NYE champagne with your boyfriend, the four of you watch All About Eve on TMC, then you and your boyfriend spend the rest of the night saying, "You're too short for that gesture," to your son and his friend.

Repeat as necessary.

Kool Keith's Show Last Night

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 5:48 PM

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Eric Grandy's review of it is here. Jeff Kirby's review of it is here.

Photo by Jackie Canchola.

Red Tories

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 5:24 PM

Posted by Aaron Pickus

While persuasive conservative thought in America has begun to fade, due to a lack of leadership and ideas in the GOP, conservatism in the United Kingdom has a new "philosopher-king," Phillip Blond.

The February 2009 edition of Prospect features an article he wrote, "Rise of the Red Tories":


The financial crisis is just the latest example of the collapse of markets into what I call "modal monopoly." By this I mean a model of monopoly that extends beyond whether an individual company has undue market influence to whether a certain mode or way of doing business constitutes a cartel. For example, the great housing crash is primarily the result of the absorption of all local, regional and national systems of credit into one form of global credit.

and...


British conservatism must not, however, repeat the American error of preaching "morals plus the market" while ignoring the fact that economic liberalism has often been a cover for monopoly capitalism and is therefore just as socially damaging as left-wing statism. Equally, if Conservatives are to take power from the market state and give it to the people, they must develop a full-blooded "new localism" which works to empower communities and builds new, vibrant local economies that can uphold the party's civic vision.

William Kristol, Fred Barnes, Michael Steele, Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Bobby Jindal and especially Eric Cantor could do far worse than follow Blond's argument.

Can You Really Just Waltz Into SAM, Say You Have No Money to Pay the Suggested Donation, and Be Let In?

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 2:48 PM

As Jen Graves has reported, and as Seattle Art Museum is promoting these days in its Great-Depression-invoking ads, admission to the museum is pay-what-you-can. The ad I'm thinking of has Edward Hopper's Chop Suey in it—currently on exhibit at the museum—and the text: "Life was tough back in 1929. Sound familiar?... SAM's admission is suggested, which means you pay what you can."

Yesterday it was as nice out as it is today, and a friend was sitting across the table at lunch, looking as shocked and blank as those girls in Chop Suey. This friend doesn't have a job right now. He has a degree in photography but hasn't felt inspired to take photos in months. He has all the time in the world but no money to do anything with it. I told him he should go down to SAM, which he'd never been to before; that it would be a nice way to spend the afternoon; that admission is pay-what-you-can, so he didn't have to pay anything. He didn't quite buy it, possibly because he's from New York City, where pay-what-you-can often doesn't actually mean that you can, like, pay what you can. Years ago, at the front desk at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, I explained to the lady at the counter that I was a college student and had no money, and could I only pay a couple dollars instead of the suggested donation—which was, say, $15—and she looked at me and said, "The suggested donation is $15." We had a staring contest, and finally I put the suggested donation on a credit card.

In the end, I decided to take an extra-long lunch and go down to SAM with this unemployed friend of mine and test SAM's word: to see what they said when we tried to get in without paying anything. Complicating matters, this friend of mine ran into someone he knew leaving the museum who gave him his ticket, so he didn't need one anymore, which was frustrating because I wanted to watch what they said when he said he was unemployed and whether they would let him in anyway—so I went ahead and pretended that I was unemployed. I stood in the ticket line. The suggested donation—$13 for adults—glowed on a screen above the ticket counter. I got to the counter and told the lady I was unemployed and fished one very raggedy dollar bill out of my pocket (didn't have the heart to not pay anything), and said: "I saw in your ad that people can pay whatever they can. I can only pay $1. Is that okay?"

Before I could finish, she said, "Oh—absolutely, here you go," and handed me a ticket printed with "1.00" in the corner. She was the epitome of friendliness. As we passed a museum guard, who'd heard the interaction, she smiled and gave us directions to Hopper. We looked at Hopper's women, and looked at women looking at Hopper's women.

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Then we spent a long time in the modern/contemporary section of the permanent collection, staring at paintings and sculptures made by Warhol, Ruscha, Fritsch, et al.

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Then we watched the videos by Northwest artists on the lower level for a while—gazing dazedly at lots of beach footage. As we walked back up the hill, this friend of mine said in a dozen different ways that that hour or two at SAM changed his day, changed his week, changed how he felt about the city. He'd been more miserable than he'd said, and was now happier than he expected to be. He had that look in his eye that photographers sometimes get, that look of mental activity. My prevailing feeling was guilt about getting in to SAM for $1, but I'll be back, SAM, and I'll pay extra next time.

This Week in Constant Reader

Posted by Paul Constant on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 2:37 PM

This week in Constant Reader, I wrote about the Iron Chef for authors at the Hugo House. The contestants were Pam Houston, Sherman Alexie, and T.M. McNally.

...the writers were given guidelines for their stories...The event was unofficially dubbed an Iron Chef for Writers. Alexie, who is quite possibly the most openly competitive writer on earth, announced that the ingredients were "too easy." Houston stood alone in a corner and kept staring at the piece of paper with the ingredients, as though her story was somehow already written there in very light pen strokes. McNally disappeared.

The person who I declared the winner is not who you'd expect.

Re: Re: The P-I's Online Plan

Posted by Eli Sanders on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 12:05 PM

It sounds like the P-I's decision to shift to outside link aggregation wasn't shared with the P-I staff. Received this morning from one P-I reporter:

You know what's really beautiful about this sudden change of the P-I's website? They didn't fucking tell the staff.

I was pretty surprised to click on to headlines and find myself directed to an entirely different site, rather than a story written by a staff reporter, or an AP story.

Sheesh. What's next? Linking to the Times?

It's aggravating, but in a sense, I guess it's hard to care that much about what happens here anymore.

And from another P-I reporter:

This is a HUGE change, but there was no internal announcement about it. It was done on a Friday afternoon. Was this to minimize possible complaints among staff members?

I'm also hearing that it's unclear—at least to reporters—who in the newspaper's hierarchy is now making the calls about which outside sites get linked and when. One bit of informed speculation, however, has it that Michelle Nicolosi, the P-I assistant managing editor and web guru (and likely candidate to lead the online-only P-I when the print edition folds), has essentially supplanted all the other top editors when it comes to such decisions.

Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Comedy

Best of SketchFest

The problem with a "fest" of any kind is the quality-to-crap ratio, but the good folks at SketchFest have done the work for you, curating an evening of comedians who specialize in self-contradiction: All American Push Up Party (Dusty Warren, whose comedy grows from the tension between his grumpiness and his goofiness), Becky and Noelle (featuring Becky Poole, whose comedy grows from the tension between her peppy attitude and her macabre mind), and an NYC-based group called Sidecar (a mystery). Hosted by David Cope, the world's meanest, most sardonic harp player. (Annex Theatre, 1100 E Pike St, 800-838-3006. 8 pm, $15, all ages.)

BRENDAN KILEY

Re: The P-I's Online Plan

Posted by Eli Sanders on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 10:30 AM

P-I_Feb_10.jpgWhile I work on a longer print story about plans for a new, online-only P-I, a few more thoughts about what I've heard and what I'm now seeing.

Yesterday I pointed to an unusual, high-profile example of outside link aggregation on the P-I's homepage: a headline that, if one clicked on it, went straight to the West Seattle Blog (with "West Seattle Blog reports..." in the P-I's sub-head). This was followed by still more outside link aggregation. Go to the P-I's homepage right now and you'll find links to Lifehacker.com, King5.com, and even Slog.

What's currently happening on the P-I homepage fits with what I'm hearing: the online-only P-I, as it is currently being conceived over on Elliott Avenue, will be, in part, an aggregator.

As Josh in the comments says, this is "a big deal." Another commenter offered a one-word summation of the transformation: "PI HuffPo."

They're right. It's hard to overstate how big a change this represents. For a daily newspaper to abandon its belief that important local news should be conveyed first through its own trusted reporters, and its own trusted reporters only, is a tremendous shift. It fits with something else that's been becoming more clear lately: Hearst wants to hold on to the P-I brand, and the online traffic that comes with it, but it is ready to jettison a lot of old notions about what makes a journalistic enterprise.

More on this in next week's Stranger, but I think we are beginning to see that, despite statements to the contrary, there is indeed a pretty interesting and considered plan for the online-only P-I. Look at the top half of the P-I homepage right now. It's a mix of reported news, photo galleries, celebrity and fashion items, a curated set of links to other blogs, and some prominent links to some of the P-I's own popular blogs. This is, indeed, the HuffingtonPost model. It wasn't as clear until the P-I flipped the switch on its outside link aggregation. But it is now.

What's the aim? My guess is it can be answered in one word: traffic. The online P-I already draws a considerable number of eyeballs, but if it can become a sticky portal through which people enter the online universe of Northwest news and opinion (in the way that Huffington Post is a sticky portal into the online world of liberal news and opinion) then it has a chance to draw even more eyeballs.

In other words, by un-mooring itself from the idea that its own content is king, the new online P-I is going to try to float to the top of Northwest link heap. Sure, readers may begin at the new P-I web site and quickly end up at Lifehacker or West Seattle Blog or Slog. But if enough readers choose to always begin there, the P-I could return, in an online way, to the nice role that traditional newspapers used to enjoy: powerful gatekeeper.

Reading Today

Posted by Paul Constant on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 10:13 AM

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Three readings and an open mic today.

At Seattle Mystery Bookshop, Linda L. Richards reads from Death Was in the Picture, which is a pretty great title for a mystery set in Hollywood.

Up in Fremont at 2 pm, three local authors celebrate poetry and Fremont. This is especially monumental because Fremont had a strict anti-poetry ordinance until two years ago*.

At Elliott Bay Book Company, Michael Shilling, who used to write for The Stranger, reads from Rock Bottom. Lindy West reviewed Rock Bottom here.

Here's an excerpt of her review:

Blood Orphans, a semi-ironic up-and-coming outfit, are on tour in Amsterdam and (due to shenanigans) have just been dropped from their major label. Darlo, the drummer, has a sex addiction—he refers to ejaculate as "warm sex tears"—and a porn-king dad under indictment for tax evasion. Adam, the guitarist, is the nice one. Shane, the singer, is spiritual and hard to care about. Bobby has eczema. And Joey, their manager, loves cocaine and will sometimes press her "perky B-cups" against stuff.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here.

* Not really.

Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 8:33 AM

AP:

A 15-year-old girl turned in her mom for allegedly smoking marijuana in front of her. The 32-year-old woman was cited on suspicion of child abuse and marijuana possession. The daughter called the Lancaster County Sheriff's Office, and authorities executed a search warrant of her mother's home on Wednesday. The girl told authorities where they could find the woman's drug paraphernalia and marijuana. One gram of pot was found.

Now maybe this was a desperation move on the 15-year-old's part. Maybe mom was a mess and abusive and neglectful and the girl saw no other way to jolt her mother out of her stupor, or maybe the girl wanted to protect her younger siblings from her mother's abuse and turning her in for pot was the only way out. Or maybe mom wasn't evil and abusive. Maybe this is just another example of how the widespread use of pot by parents—including parents (who should know better, who should set a better example, who should blah blah blah)—and the war on drugs can place a potentially destructive weapon in the hands of rebellious teenagers.

The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sat, Feb 21, 2009 at 7:13 AM

Posted by News Intern Aaron Pickus

Sir Allen: One billionaire from Texas, $8 billion missing and an island in the Caribbean.

Politics and money: Six Governors may not accept some of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

US missile strikes in Pakistan: President Obama expands covert war.

Eastern Europe in trouble: Latvian government collapses.

Unemployment: In China.

Future of US and Israel: Rocky times may be ahead.

Atlantis: Not even Google knows where it is.

Gangs in Mexico: Police chief forced to resign after threats from gang members.

Bush goes home: Home is $2.1 million.

Always be closing: Another bank fails in the Northwest.

Weird: UW and KC Medical Examiner's Office work to identify old human bones.

Tacoma: Man draws map that leads to ex-girlfriend's corpse.

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