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Friday, February 20, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by on Fri, Feb 20, 2009 at 12:05 PM

Brrr'ring... brrr'ing... Hello? Oh hi! What? My boobs bigger? No way. Just twenty times a day? Yes, PLEASE*!

*Dear Jonathan Golob, Dear Science... Please, oh please, confirm.

 

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1
Oh, Japan.
Posted by jackie treehorn on February 20, 2009 at 12:15 PM
2
A study of a single person, unblinded and unreproduced by anyone else? Publish!

Posted by Jonathan Golob on February 20, 2009 at 12:20 PM
3
Ah mah gawd, what is that godawful ponytail he's wearing in like, half the shots?
Posted by O RLY? on February 20, 2009 at 12:36 PM
4
he's all science in the front, all rock in the back. or something.
Posted by infrequent on February 20, 2009 at 1:22 PM
5
And to think, Judas Priest was accused of using subliminal (and backwards) messages to get their fans to commit suicide.

They COULD have been giving their fans huge hooters!

I wonder why they didn't do th--oh, wait...that's right.

Nevermind.
Posted by pg on February 20, 2009 at 1:23 PM
6
That's the extent of his proof? That ONE girl supposedly increased her bust by 3 cm?

I can increase my chest size by 3 inches (7.6 cm) just by taking a deep breath. And I don't even have boobs.

FAIL!
Posted by Reverse Polarity on February 20, 2009 at 1:30 PM
7
I can increase your bust size 3 inches, but it involves holding your breath ... a lot.
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 20, 2009 at 1:44 PM
8
@6: This is Japan. Proportional gains and all.
Posted by gaijin on February 20, 2009 at 1:45 PM
9
Shit! I just watched this video 5 times and my junk food titties just grew 2cm!!!
Posted by Junk Food Titties Japanese Style on February 20, 2009 at 2:35 PM
10
Wow Will, that is really really fucked up.
Posted by Joh on February 20, 2009 at 2:35 PM
11
@8 for the insightful win.

That was the point, Joh.
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 20, 2009 at 2:45 PM
12
When I was a child I used to walk miles to school in Chicago. My hands and face and feet would hurt so bad from the bitter cold temps that I would cry. If I put my hands under warm water they would burn even worse. I did this for eight years. I don't know how. It was misery. By the way, mom would be lying on the sofa smoking cigs and the car would sit in the heated garage.
Posted by Vince on February 20, 2009 at 2:59 PM
13
looks like a pre-cursor to the mood organ in do androids... P.K. Dick hits it again...
Posted by peteinjapan on February 20, 2009 at 3:32 PM
14
Will watching that give me moobs?
Posted by DJSauvage on February 20, 2009 at 4:09 PM
15
When I was a child I used to walk miles to school in Chicago. My hands and face and feet would hurt so bad from the bitter cold temps that I would cry. If I put my hands under warm water they would burn even worse. I did this for eight years. I don't know how. It was misery. By the way, mom would be lying on the sofa smoking cigs and the car would sit in the heated garage.

Yes, but did your boobs grow?
Posted by boobies! on February 20, 2009 at 4:29 PM

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