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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Brooks on Americans: Gloomy, Afraid, and Anti-Density

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Wed, Feb 18, 2009 at 10:17 AM

In yesterday's column, David Brooks interpreted the recent Pew survey on how Americans feel about where they live. They, apparently, love sprawl.

The first thing they found is that even in dark times, Americans are still looking over the next horizon. Nearly half of those surveyed said they would rather live in a different type of community from the one they are living in at present.

Second, Americans still want to move outward. City dwellers are least happy with where they live, and cities are one of the least popular places to live. Only 52 percent of urbanites rate their communities "excellent" or "very good," compared with 68 percent of suburbanites and 71 percent of the people who live in rural America.

Third, Americans still want to go west. The researchers at Pew asked Americans what metro areas they would like to live in. Seven of the top 10 were in the West: Denver, San Diego, Seattle, San Francisco, Phoenix, Portland and Sacramento. The other three were in the South: Orlando, Tampa and San Antonio. Eastern cities were down the list and Midwestern cities were at the bottom.

Brooks then deduces that the absence of Chicago and New York on the list means that even the Americans who say they want to live in cities don't really want to live in cities—they want to live in car-y suburbs. (And rounds out the fantasy with a rhapsody about the garages of Denver and Seattle: "These are places where you can imagine yourself with a stuffed garage — filled with skis, kayaks, soccer equipment, hiking boots and boating equipment.")

San Francisco's Streetsblog calls bullshit:

In today's Times, the nation's most famous sprawl apologist cites a recent Pew study to argue his case... One could just as easily spin cherry-picked Pew data to argue against the Brooks point of view:

* Americans are all over the map in their views about their ideal community type: 30% say they would most like to live in a small town, 25% in a suburb, 23% in a city and 21% in a rural area.

See, most Americans would prefer to live in a city or small town. I could say that they hunger for walkability and "dense community," but I won't, because the Pew study is not a useful barometer of American preferences for urban form and transportation options.

The findings are a little baffling. Orlando? San Antonio? And Phoenix? What, exactly, do Americans like so much about these cities? Are they just feeling cold?

(And if you haven't read Salon's hit on Brooks for calling lobbyists "experts" and wearing beltway-blinders, "incapable of finding fault with political power," you might enjoy it.)

Photo from Rich Lem Flickr.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Anyone Going on Fox News...

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 9:12 PM

...needs to watch this.

The mayor of Lansing, Michigan, tears into a Fox newsbot—this is how it's done. Wish I had seen this before I went on O'Reilly, gee, ten million or so years ago. Thanks to Slog tipper Matt.

Really, Who Doesn’t Hate Log Cabin Republicans?

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 6:19 PM

Liberal gays think Log Cabin Republicans are hypocritical asswipes, and some Republicans don’t like them, either. Americans for Truth About Homosexuality—“devoted exclusively to exposing and countering the homosexual activist agenda”—is calling on Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele to reject the LCR. Here is a letter by AfTAH writer Allyson Smith:

I just spoke with a staffer at RNC chairman Michael Steele’s office and explained to her about the Log Cabin Republicans and their nefarious activities. [The staffer] thanked me for the call and asked me to ask all of you to call in to ask Michael Steele to NOT give any accommodation or quarter to LCR members within GOP ranks. He assured me that my message would be passed on to Chairman Steele. I gave her the following talking points and urge you all to call in and repeat them:

• Log Cabin Republicans are homosexual activists first, Republicans second.

• Because they are homosexual activists above all else, LCR members actively work to oppose the party’s plank on traditional marriage.

• California Log Cabin members actively worked to oppose Proposition 8, even as the GOP supported it.

• [Lesbian columnist] Deb Price recently wrote an article saying that LCR members are cheering Michael Steele’s election. To people like me, that is a red flag and cause for alarm.

• The GOP likes to pride itself on being the “big tent” party. However, when you admit so many members without discretion, you end up with people who think 180 degrees differently from the platform and then end up with a house divided against itself—and we all know what happens then.

• The key to the GOP regaining its power and membership is NOT to tack more to the left, but to reclaim and stick to its platform and get rid of people who work against the platform.

I'm all in support of the strategy. Republicans need to thin the ranks, drop the baggage, jettison the gays. I know a few straight Republicans who are fine with the gays—lose them too. Boil it down to only the pure of heart, the last 26 percent of the US population who identify as Evangelical Christians. Rally against my evil lifestyle.

Be it known that my homosexual agenda tonight involves baking Chili Relleno stuffed with roasted chicken and topped with chipotle cream sauce. It’s been exposed! And nobody—not even Michael Steele—can stop me.

Police Arrest Man Caught Masturbating Outside of Elementary School

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 6:11 PM

On Monday, Seattle police arrested a 40-year-old Shoreline man in front of Whittier Elementary in Crown Hill after officers caught the man masturbating in his truck outside of the school.

According to a police report, officers found the man sitting alone in his truck, completely naked with "various pornographic material" next to him on the seat. "On the dashboard was a bottle of KY lubricant," the report says. "There were approximately 10 children...in view as [he] masturbated."

The man told police he was not interested in children but, the report says, "gave no valid excuse" as to his reason for parking in front of the school and masturbating.

Although Whittier students are out of school on mid-winter break, the school is also home to a childcare program.

Police released the 40-year-old man to his mother and are requesting indecent exposure charges.

Whittier seems to be attracting the wrong kind of people.

In December, the Whittier PTA sent out a warning to parents after a registered sex offender—also driving a red pickup truck—was spotted near the school.

In 2007, former Whittier principal Alex Coberly was also charged with indecent exposure after, police say, Coberly exposed himself to several strangers while driving around Seattle. His case was deferred.

Self-Defense-Lovin' Soccer Fans

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 5:15 PM

Home Alive is a great organization. But after 16 years teaching self-defense classes, it’s suspending operation at the end of the month. There’s more info in this online-only story. Directors seem to have remedied some financial mismanagement issues. But there’s another reason why the organization is on the rocks now:

Historically, Seattle’s music community provided much of Home Alive’s funding. The office’s walls are papered with posters from past benefit concerts. “Income like that should be icing on the cake, but instead it’s been the cake for so long,” says Alexander, who adds that the benefit shows started to wane a few years ago. “For people committed to throwing [benefits] these days, Home Alive may not be on their short list.” Moreover, the withering economy drags on all nonprofits’ fundraising.

Behold, a group of sports fans has stepped up to the plate. “We heard through the grapevine that Home Alive was in need of help,” says Kevin Zelko. Gorilla Football Club, a group of liberal soccer watchers, is throwing a benefit party from 8 p.m. to midnight on February 26 at Shorty’s [corrected date], 2222 2nd Avenue. “Let's fill a jar full of cash to send to them,” says the Facebook invitation page. They’re gonna have a raffle for tickets at Neumos and some other neat stuff.

I Have Failed Slog Readers Everywhere

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 5:12 PM

I'm sorry I didn't alert you to this in time for you to go: February 12th through the 15th was the annual Show Me Clowns for Jesus Convention in Missouri. It was a weekend intended to:

Cultivate learning opportunities to develop and refine Christian clowning skills.

Encourage high ethical, professional, and Christian clown standards.

Promote clowning as a ministry to bring joy and the love of Jesus to others

Here are just two and a half hours of one day of the convention:

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I promise to be more aware of Christian Clowning issues and opportunities in the future.

Obama Signs the Stimulus Bill Nobody Really Likes

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 4:52 PM

... but at least the NEA got to keep its $50 million (a one-sixteen-thousandth share).

Thank god for small favors.

And a fact:

This is the first year that the NEA budget has surpassed New York's own budget for the arts. With the stimulus funds, the NEA budget comes to $195 million, while the budget for the New York's Department of Cultural Affairs will be $149 million in the 2009 fiscal year.

Village Voice Media Lets Restaurants Write Their Own Reviews!

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 4:40 PM

Thedeets.com blogger Ed Kohler just fired another shot across Village Voice Media's bow for their shady online media practices.

Kohler hits some of the same notes I covered in my piece on VVM—which owns the Seattle Weekly—and the company's use of a social networking site to unscrupulously promote their advertisers, but he managed to find a pretty embarrassing slip up by a VVM ad rep.

Specifically, Kohler dug up this review by Minneapolis CityPages Sales Operations Manager Emily Neumann, posted on her Likeme.net page:

Stellas: STEEELLLLAAAAAAA A Street Car Named Desire..need I say more! I mean…really as if the beer being on Tap doesn’t fulfull your urge to scream this line at every turn, Stella’s permits you to yell it out all night (Much to the dismay of your co-drinkers) but hey…after a few Oyster shots…you’re not going to care…cause everyone will be your STELLLLAAAA
Punch: Punch me drunk..silly and sideways. Gosh darn this is good pizza! Plus…an orange sign..it just makes you happy!
JD Hoyt’s: Smoky, Cajun Cahrcoal Grilled food, with the service and food of a Four Star Restaurant, but a atmosphere that makes you feel like your family. Try their Pork Chops, you’ll never find anything else like them!

We’re the kind of place you look for when you travel to a new city - a friendly , shining, non-corporate place that showcases all that is good about the city that it calls home, the kind of place your cab driver might take you if you ask for the best steak or pork chop in town. Great food, staff, service, wine list and special cocktails. Our award winning entrees are prepared on our custom designed 100% hardwood burning charcoal grill, searing your order to juicy perfection

What's wrong with this picture? Take it away, Kohler:

That ambitious attempt at a second paragraph by EmilyN seems inconsistent with her previous writing. Why did she suddenly start spelling things correctly, without a ton of ellipsis, and switch to first person plural?

Maybe it’s because she ripped that content directly from the About page on JD Hoyt’s website?

Yes, she’s actually plagiarizing her reviews using the website of the place she’s reviewing.

By stealing copy from a restaurant's own website, Neumann's doing some serious damage to VVM's claim that ad reps are simply reviewing businesses they dig. If an ad rep can't even be bothered to write a brief, gushing review for a business, how good can it really be?

Thedeets.com sums it up well:

CityPages is pissing away the trust of their users by handing over control of their restaurant reviews to their advertising department.

The State of the City: Let Me Guess, It's Strong?

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 4:40 PM

I just got the text of Mayor Greg Nickels's State of the City Speech, which I wasn't able to attend due to deadlines (we put the paper out on Tuesdays), an inauspicious location (the Rainier Vista Boys and Girls Club) and the fact that in going to these things for the last eight years, I've just about reached my tolerance for Nickels's stilted speaking style. In keeping with Nickels's focus on numbers in this year's speech (419,000 potholes filled!), I'm going to break his speech down for you by the numbers:

Total number of words in speech: 4,345

Number by which that exceeds the first State of the City speech delivered outside City Hall, in 2007: 1,389.

Number of times Nickels used the word "strong" to describe the condition of the city: 6.

Number of times he used the same word two years ago: 8.

Number of weather metaphors ("storm clouds gathering," "weather the storm," etc.) I noted before I stopped counting: 6.

Number of Clinton-esque shout-outs to people sitting in the audience, not counting council members and Nickels's wife, Sharon: 7

Number of city council members whom Nickels did not mention by name: 3 (McIver, Licata, and Drago)

Uses of the word "dream": 3

Uses of the word "jobs": 12

Number of years during Nickels's eight-year tenure that the mayor has mentioned the Alaskan Way Viaduct in the State of the City: 5.

Most recent year in which he did so: 2006.

Years in which Nickels has not mentioned potholes or the "Pothole Rangers": 2 (2002 and 2007)

The Trilogy Meter

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 4:11 PM

This is pretty great:

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You should go check out the whole chart. I'm pretty impressed with how the (completely scientific, of course) meters nail each film's goodness, or lack thereof. (Blade 2 was clearly a great movie, and it gets such short shrift from so many.) I think he drops the ball on Die Hard 3, though: Clearly far superior to 2.

Post-P-I Planning

Posted by Eli Sanders on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 4:10 PM

Tomorrow brings a number of opportunities for Seattle Post-Intelligencer staffers to meet one-on-one with Ken Riddick, Hearst's vice president for digital media, and offer him their ideas for how to potentially transition the P-I into an online-only publication.

However, it doesn't sound like people in the P-I newsroom are exactly climbing over one another to get to the sign-up sheet and grab a 20-minute chunk of Riddick's time. "Lots of openings strangely enough," one P-I writer told me this afternoon.

When I asked another writer last week if a meeting with Riddick was in the future, I got a one-word response: "Nah."

I know the P-I has a sizable staff, but among the people I'm hearing from there is a strong undercurrent of resentment (or, at the very least, awkward feelings) at being asked to turn over their ideas for an online venture they most likely won't be invited to participate in. For example, while e-mailing with a third P-I writer on a somewhat related matter I received this digression:

Can I also go off on a tangent and say how bizarre it is for Hearst to ask us for our groundbreaking, lean, out of the box ideas for a profitable online venture? (1) If they were going to ask, shouldn't they have asked before they let us know via KING 5 that we were probably all about to be laid off? (2) Do they seriously not have a plan already in place? That seems like terrible business planning, (3) Why are they asking us these questions instead of paying someone who might actually know something about how to make money on the Internet? Aren't reporters notoriously bad when it comes to issues like this, because we have always prided ourselves on having nothing to do with how ads are sold? But, (4) Didn't the two reporters who did know something about how to make money on the Internet, John Cook and Todd Bishop, come to them with a groundbreaking, lean, out of the box idea not so long ago and get rejected?

So it doesn't surprise me that this afternoon I also received a forward of this e-mail, from the union that represents P-I writers, calling a meeting for tonight next Tuesday at which (it sounds like) P-I writers will discuss their own damn online venture.

From: On Behalf Of Newspaper Guild-CWA

Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2009 12:54 PM

To: XXXX

Subject: Unit meeting on alternate ownership of the P-I


From Guild Administrative Officer Liz Brown:

Since the Hearst Corp. announced its intent to stop printing the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, there has been much speculation and talk about finding new owners for the newspaper, or starting an online news site that can replace the P-I.

Some P-I employees have put effort into searching for new owners, or in envisioning a startup venture that would provide the community with good journalism and at least some people with journalism jobs.

In other cities, the Guild has partnered with investors or other entities to explore alternate ownership models.

The Guild will hold a P-I unit meeting at 6 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 24 to see if there is interest among P-I Guild members in working together on such an effort. The meeting will be downstairs in the first-floor conference room.

We hope P-I Guild members will attend whether they support such efforts or not. We want to know what a majority of P-I members think, and what, if anything, they are interested and willing to work on. Thanks!

Obviously, the missing element in all of this is "investors or other entities" to back such a project. I've been asking, and so far I haven't heard of any stepping forward.

'Truths We Forgot to Lie About'

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:57 PM

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I'm not sure whether this is a photograph for exhibition or whether it's just a picture of where the artists in question made their art: in a creepy basement, undoubtedly in Tacoma, caught between the poles of gross methmaking and romantic moonshining. It's definitely a regional portrait of a sort.

"Why is the Northwest home to so many bootleggers, meth cooks, serial killers, and craftspeople?"

That's the question that appears with the photograph in the description of the show Truths We Forgot to Lie About, opening at the Helm Gallery (in Tacoma) Thursday night. The artists behind the show are Eli Hansen (of Elar fame) and Joey Piecuch.

What they're showing exactly, I don't know, but it sounds terrific. It's "a series of objects, chemical reactions, and tinctures to study historical and geographical connections in the Northwest," created by "garage chemistry, traditional craftsmanship, backyard naturopathy, and a limited budget." Piecuch's background is in chemistry and botany, Hansen's in bookbinding and glassmaking.

Charlie Krafft, you're going to this, right?

A Thousand Cuts

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:52 PM

Hundreds of HIV/AIDS patients will converge in the state Capitol Building tomorrow with a message for lawmakers: Slashing funding to certain health-care programs could have dire ramifications. As some of the sickest people in the state—there are an estimated 11,000 patients living with HIV in Washington—many cannot independently afford paying for medications, food, and housing.

But virtually every discretionary form of spending is on the chopping block. Last year, Governor Gregoire forecast a nearly $6-billion budget shortfall; however, tax collections this year haven’t met expectations, and some estimate the budget shortfall could grow to over $8 billion.

“These people are accessing just about every type of social service in Washington,” says John Taylor, a member of the public policy committee for Lifelong AIDS Alliance, which is organizing AIDS Awareness & Action Day. Clients rely on state-funded programs such as an early intervention program—facing a 13 percent cut—which serves 3,300 patients with medical coverage and expensive prescriptions. Other money is funneled to Lifelong. “If these people get cut loose from the social services, there are no safety nets underneath them.”

Paying for medical costs up front is a worthy investment, Taylor says. "People we don’t cover don’t get treated, and they end up at the hospital. Then we have to pay for them in the most expensive way imaginable."

Madeline Brooks, 51, who contracted HIV 17 years ago from an ex-husband who didn't tell her he had the disease, relies on a piecemeal of services to get by. Lifelong provides meals, and the state provides $60 in food stamps each month and covers the costs of her medications. “If I didn’t have the food to take with my meds, my stomach would cramp so bad I wouldn’t be able to stand up,” she says. “I wouldn’t be able to handle the pain.” She’s also gets clothing and emergency rent assistance from Lifelong.

“If they start cutting, there will be a lot more people getting sick,” Brooks says. “There will be a lot more deaths.”

Image of the Day

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:29 PM

This is Business-Fett.

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Letter of the Day: Regarding Wallingford

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:26 PM

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A reader calls out the people of Wallingford:

It seems that with money, education, children, and having grown up the people of Wallingford have come to the conclusion that tipping is not something they want to do. Those that serve beer, coffee, and food and clean up after the consumption of said items are not deemed tip-worthy. Funny, I spent 3 years on the Hill as a barista, and had homeless tip, people looking like crackheads, people wanted by the law, students, alcoholics, hipsters, socially inept, hell, a mix of oddballs and the educated from all walks of life. But then moving to Wallingford, the cheap students, cheap families, cheap people, and no crackhead tranny hookers—damn how I miss them—but alas it is all in the upbringing, how your lame-ass parents raised you to be selfish. People chat, talk, serve, and go above and beyond and you use them with no thanks. You ask for the service but are not willing to pay. No wonder the economy is in the shitter.

Please, people of Wallingford, students, tip those that serve you. If you wanted to dine out and had 24 bucks and you know that the meal is 24 bucks, don't go out. If you have 4 bucks and want to drink, you get a 3 dollar beer and leave the buck for the friendly bartender. If you want a mocha nonfat, triple, or a tea for here leaving a mess behind, please leave some change. If you are unable to part with change for bartenders and baristas, or at least a 15% tip to servers at dinner, stay home, clean your own dishes, make your own food and talk to yourself.

"Bill Gates in Wallingford" by El Gregein from The Stranger's flickr pool.

A Little Bit Nutty..

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:19 PM

And a little bit slutty—not that there's anything wrong with that.

Beau Breedlove, the former lover of gay Portland, Ore., Mayor Sam Adams, has accepted Unzipped magazine's offer to be featured on the magazine's May cover and traveled to Los Angeles this weekend for a nude photo shoot, editors announced on Tuesday.

Nothing wrong with being a little bit nutty and a little bit slutty. Some of my best friends are nuts, others are sluts, some are both—and some of my best friends have done porn. But let's stop pretending that Breedlove was an innocent naif at the time of his affair with Adams. And let's stop pretending that the exposure of the affair—and Breedlove's subsequent self-exposure (the newspaper interviews, the television interviews, the porn shoot)—has somehow been traumatic for Breedlove. I know that's the script for creepy-older-person/much-younger-person sex scandal, but it just doesn't apply here.

Breedlove is an attention whore—not that there's anything wrong with that—with a taste for older men. He's loving this.

I don't think that Adams could've avoided all of this by observing the campsite rule scrupulously. Some campsites are messes long before you arrive. Careful where you pitch your tent.

UPDATE: La la la, commenters: I'm not saying that Adams was a gentleman, or isn't culpable here, or that he was right to bed this guy. I'm saying that we can't go through the usual morality play motions in this case—lecherous old creep doin' wrong, innocent young virgin done wrong. Like I said in this piece in the Mecury...

But Breedlove was the younger person—blah, blah, blah—and we're not allowed to speculate about the younger person's motives, or examine his actions when a scandal like this breaks. Adams should've known better and is far more culpable, as the older person. But the possibility that Adams and Breedlove were both—to borrow a phrase—"a little bit nutty and a little bit slutty" comes closest, I think, to capturing the essence of this scandal.

Not to Raise Your Expectations or Anything...

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:12 PM



Gush much, Time Nerd World Blog?

Sitting in that screening room and watching the visual world of the Watchmen movie unfold was one of the most powerful experiences I've ever had. Not film experiences. Just EXPERIENCES.

Reminds me of a blog comment I read once on Ain't It Cool News that insisted the Lord of the Rings movies were "the best thing ever. Not best film ever, best *thing* ever." Here's a good rule of thumb: If a movie—not the experience of going to a movie with someone, but the actual movie—is in your top-ten life experiences, you might need to experience a little more.

"If you’re not already watching the new season of Flight of the Conchords you should probably start."

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Jeff Kirby says it's getting funnier.

Q: How Many Half-Naked PETA Members Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 2:40 PM

A: None. Half-naked PETA members can't change anything!

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I stood there for awhile, and didn't hear any dialogue about the cause that I read about in the press release:

"What's PETA's beef with fish farms? Scores of scientific studies prove that fish feel pain, are smart, can use tools, and have impressive long-term memories and sophisticated social structures, yet farmed fish spend their entire lives in cramped, filthy pens. Many suffer from parasitic infections, diseases, and debilitating injuries. They are crushed, suffocated, or cut open and gutted, all while they are still conscious. Humans who eat fish suffer too. Fish flesh is contaminated with toxic chemicals—including mercury and PCBs—that are known to cause cancer and brain degeneration, and it is also the most likely of all foods to make you sick from bacterial contamination."

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I was hoping someone would talk to me about sea kittens. Or hand me an interesting pamphlet. Maybe I didn't stand there long enough. To me, it seemed like just a bunch of dirty old men taking photos with their cell phones. Maybe the sexy PETA approach isn't working? Or is it?

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Today in Smug Self-Satisfaction

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 2:15 PM

In the New York Times, Gay Talese helps the homeless people of New York City by writing their signs for them:


I dropped a dollar into his container, but at the same time thought that the sign might benefit from updating — it needed a touch of stimulus, that word that dominates the headlines. “I assume you’ve been reading and hearing about the financial crisis, yes?’’ He nodded. He was younger than the other fellow, and appeared to give me his full attention. “Maybe if you’d change the words on your sign you’d get more attention in the street, and people will donate more money…’’

I stopped talking and reached into my pocket for one of the strips of laundry board on which I make notes when I’m interviewing people. On one strip of laundry board I wrote: “Please Support Pres. Obama’s Stimulus Plan, and begin right here … at the bottom … Thank you.’’ I handed it to him, and he said he’d copy the words on his sign and have it on display the following day.

Later that afternoon I returned home and printed those words in large type on my computer. After printing out two dozen copies, I taped each page onto separate pieces of laundry board (14 by 8 inches) that the dry cleaner sends home with my shirts.

The next day, on Sunday, and during the Monday holiday as well, I handed out these boarded messages at random to people who approached me for money, explaining why I thought their economy would be stimulated by my street signs.

I ordinarily like Gay Talese's writing a lot, but this is embarrassing on so many levels.

Today in Meaningless Oscar Gossip

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 2:06 PM

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Today I address two ideas put forth on Slog.

The first is from Christopher Frizzelle, who earlier begged the Academy to not give the Best Actress Oscar to Kate Winslet for The Reader. Christopher, I understand your argument, but you need to begin resigning yourself to the Academy giving the Best Actress Oscar to Kate Winslet for The Reader. Seriously, there doesn't seem to be any way around it. She's been so good in so many movies, and if The Reader isn't necessarily one of them, there is the general feeling that Now is Her Time. The only feasible upset comes from your beloved Feral Creep, but giving it to her would be such a slap in the face to Kate Winslet that the Academy will not allow it to happen. So just go ahead and do whatever you plan on doing when Kate Winslet wins—slashing your wrists, taking a protest shit, assassinating Kate Winslet—right now.

The second is Slog commenter Rhett Oracle:

Burning rhetorical question: will Academy members award Milk the Big One in contrition for Crash [which beat Brokeback Mountain] and belated support for No on 8?

Dear Rhett: According to the crystal ball I occasionally pull out of my ass, the answer to your question is no. For some reason that is mysterious but undeniable, Slumdog Millionaire is going to win Best Picture. (Probably because it's a good movie that everyone loves.) As for post-Prop 8-and-Brokeback guilt: If it comes into play, it will be in the Best Actor race, which Penn deserves to win as much as frontrunner Mickey Rourke, but if he is awarded his second Best Actor Oscar, it will be to make a point. (See Feral Sheep situation above.)

Everyone But Roach

Posted by Dominic Holden on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 1:56 PM

The senate’s judiciary committee just voted seven to one for a bill that would provide legal immunity to those who call medics for someone overdosing on drugs. The bill is designed to encourage folks, who are afraid of getting busted, to call for help instead of abandoning an overdosing person to die. Drug overdoses killed 700 people in Washington in 2006.

The bill, based on a similar law in New Mexico, died the last four legislative sessions (it passed out of committee in 2005 before stalling). But two Republican votes on the committee represent a major shift for the bill's prospects—and legislators overcoming their moral conflicts with people consuming drugs to look rationally at drug laws.

“I think this is especially promising given that it has bipartisan support,” says Alison Holcomb, drug policy director for the ACLU of Washington, which has been supporting the bill. “That means Republicans … get that this is about saving lives, and saving lives is not a partisan issue.” Only state senator Pam Roach (R-31) voted against the bill. Kudos to senator Adam Kline (D-37), chair of the senate judiciary committee, and senator Rosa Franklin (D-29), the bill's prime sponsor, for pushing this in a year when legislators are tormented by budget cuts.

Tomorrow the state house's public safety committee will consider a similar bill.

Boys Will Be Ballerinas

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 1:55 PM


The dying swan solo from Swan Lake"Le Cygne" from Camille Saint-Saëns's Carnival of the Animals, courtesy of Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo—the drag homage/satire of fusty, old-time Russian ballet.

Read the Guardian's profile of the company—they started as a two-weekend whim in 1974—here.

Finger on the Pulse

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Jalopnik reports on some of the larger trucks on display at the Chicago Auto Show, including the full photo of this behemoth from Ford...

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...which Jalopnik determines is the perfect zombie-fighting vehicle. How did Ford ever go nearly bankrupt? They're clearly producing the cars that America needs for these greener, cheaper times.

$10,000 from SAM to Titus Kaphar

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 12:57 PM

6aef/1234904144-george_george_george.jpgSeattle Art Museum continues its exploration of black art with a $10,000 fellowship that will be given out every two years to a young black artist in honor of the late artists Gwen Knight Lawrence and Jacob Lawrence. The first recipient is Titus Kaphar, whose history-laden paintings will go on display at SAM this spring, at the same time as Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness: American Art from the Yale University Art Gallery—which is particularly poignant since Kaphar began his current work by studying the way black subjects appeared in historical paintings while he was at Yale.

George, George, George (2008), oil on canvas on wood

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