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Monday, February 16, 2009

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Dick

Posted by on Mon, Feb 16, 2009 at 12:00 AM

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1
Aaaaah! My innocent eyes! Are you trying to remind us how good we have it now? Jeez! I turn click over to Slog
before going to sleep and this pops up! Thanks for the sweet dreams.
Posted by Katerinka on February 16, 2009 at 12:08 AM
2
snaggledick
Posted by cochise on February 16, 2009 at 12:14 AM
3
Um, I meant: Sweet dreams, kittens! Yay for Dickless Day!
Posted by Katerinka on February 16, 2009 at 12:17 AM
4
I presume this is a test of Slog's proprietary anti-dick weaponry. In which case: Fail.
Posted by eclexia on February 16, 2009 at 12:18 AM
5
sure a shame we don't hear about that fuckhead so much anymore, i'n'it?
Posted by jw on February 16, 2009 at 12:18 AM
6
Dan savage say yes to war guy, go!
Posted by DD on February 16, 2009 at 12:42 AM
7
So, not even a full minute into "No Dicks Day" -

- and we already have a full-0n Dick, which I presume will NOT be deleted.

Yeah, I can see how this is going to go...
Posted by COMTE on February 16, 2009 at 12:46 AM
8
Yay!!! Thank you! I kinda feel like I'm back in college and Slog is a "safe space."
Posted by Papayas on February 16, 2009 at 12:48 AM
9
Comte, I know it sucks dick. But, I have hope that it will be gone in the AM. I mean, the Stranger staff's gotta sleep, right?
Posted by Papayas on February 16, 2009 at 12:50 AM
10
...And so it begins...
Posted by Scalpel on February 16, 2009 at 1:55 AM
11
Wait a minute... you allow a comment like the one above - "...sure a shame we don't hear about that fuckhead so much anymore..." *that* doesn't qualify? Is this no dick day, or is it "selective" no dick day?
Posted by Stevie Wonder on February 16, 2009 at 2:02 AM
12
Big Brother is Watching.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on February 16, 2009 at 2:06 AM
13
delete this post immediately.
it has nothing to do with faggery or pitbulls.
Posted by lester on February 16, 2009 at 2:29 AM
14
yo, dick, dickpic looks like a dick-sucking dick, for dicksure, dick.
Posted by mb on February 16, 2009 at 2:31 AM
15
7
chris, our clueless comrade, have you ever in your whole life even seen a dick?
Posted by cause every time you hit return you humiliate yourself on February 16, 2009 at 3:38 AM
16
A total DICK! BIG TIME!
Posted by skylark on February 16, 2009 at 5:15 AM
17
Well hello there! And good morning.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on February 16, 2009 at 5:21 AM
18
Now it's a pussy.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on February 16, 2009 at 6:06 AM
19
Since someone on another blogg called me a dick for posting this I will post it here.

http://orange-papers.org/orange-not_good…
Posted by It does not work so don't go back on February 16, 2009 at 6:13 AM
20
Et tu, Dan Savage? Okay then.
Posted by Jay Jansheski on February 16, 2009 at 7:00 AM
21
Good morning.
Posted by kim in portland (formerly just kim) on February 16, 2009 at 7:14 AM
22
It's a kitten now. Odd. I think it's going to eat human flesh from the look on its face.
Posted by Leslie N. on February 16, 2009 at 7:15 AM
23
Registration. Portland Merc has it, and they have a lively debate without so many drive-by trolls.
Posted by Big Sven on February 16, 2009 at 7:15 AM
24
So far things are not looking good for civility and reasoned discourse.
Posted by Beguine on February 16, 2009 at 7:25 AM
25
Yay, no dick day! Now every thread I read won't inevitably devolve into a tirade about abortion, "science", or how Dan Savage said some things back in 2001.
woot!
Posted by ams on February 16, 2009 at 7:29 AM
26
everytime you post a picture of Dick a kitten turns evil.
Posted by Morris on February 16, 2009 at 7:29 AM
27
WOW WOW WOWWOW WOW

So very trite, so very predictable, so very non Seattle, a city with top education, 90 per cent progressive politics and full of witty queers and lezzies ...

DICK FUCKING CHENEY, that is all you can offer? So shitty-dick-retro. We have all, most of us, moved so on ...

Stunted fucking brains and stunted pee pees have combined.

Ho hum hum hum-dick ... my last visit for a month or two.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted by YOU GUESSED, DICKED DICKER MOORE on February 16, 2009 at 7:43 AM
28
The former VP looks rabid in his picture, and the kitty that follows looks pissed. I hope a kitten doesn't turn evil every time you post a picture of Dick.
Posted by kim in portland (formerly just kim) on February 16, 2009 at 7:46 AM
29
I think what we are going to see is that it will be "No Dick Day" on SLOG *unless* you are being a dick in support of Dan Savage, in which case that is going to be perfectly OK. That is a funny cross-eyed kitten though....
Posted by Good Grief on February 16, 2009 at 7:47 AM
30
so if you eliminate Dickery we are left with Cheney and a kitten?
Posted by did slog ever even have a 'glory days'? on February 16, 2009 at 7:49 AM
31
Hah! The newspaper here censors the word "dick" in comments, so if you want to refer to Cheney, you have to call him "Richard."

What a bunch of dicks.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on February 16, 2009 at 7:59 AM
32
Yep---- just as I supposed.

No dicks and only pussy.
Posted by hartiepie on February 16, 2009 at 8:02 AM
33
They should have gotten Marlee Ginter to guest Slog today.
Posted by This is my real Slog name on February 16, 2009 at 8:05 AM
34 Comment Pulled (Dick) Comment Policy
35
Kitten is not evil. Kitten is watchful. And cute.
Posted by Jay Jansheski on February 16, 2009 at 8:14 AM
36 Comment Pulled (Dick) Comment Policy
37
how dare you say that bout my main fag Obama!
Posted by I sucked his "dick of color" first!!!! on February 16, 2009 at 8:43 AM
38
All that will be left on slog are a bunch of dickless wimps
Posted by Mutual Suckoff Society on February 16, 2009 at 8:44 AM
39
How come #37 wasn't censored?
Posted by censorship is for dicks on February 16, 2009 at 8:54 AM
40
I like how the "posted by" line is asterisked out when you boot the comment. Extra disincentive for posting dickish dickery.
Posted by Big Sven on February 16, 2009 at 9:09 AM
41
Well, so far it seems pretty close to a typical Monday on SLOG, dicks and all...
Posted by COMTE on February 16, 2009 at 9:10 AM
42
@15:

Yes.

Harlan Ellison.

Total dick.
Posted by COMTE on February 16, 2009 at 9:11 AM
43
Weird! *ick Cheney morphed into a Kitten! Maybe the world is not an evil suck-o-sphere afterall!!!
Posted by kristinbell-nodicksformeday-kitty on February 16, 2009 at 9:22 AM
44
Why is @40 still here?
Posted by Big Sven on February 16, 2009 at 9:40 AM
45
Dan,

I get it. This is all about page views and ad revenue. This is your "blind" pledge drive.
Posted by Richard on February 16, 2009 at 9:41 AM
46
Good question, Sven. But I'm kinda thinking this whole day's gonna be a complete joke anyway.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on February 16, 2009 at 9:44 AM
47
Time will tell if it will be a complete joke.
Posted by kim in portland (formerly just kim) on February 16, 2009 at 9:54 AM
48
That kitten is going to give me nightmares.
Posted by Jessica on February 16, 2009 at 9:59 AM
49
@48, that and the fact that Dan is an attention whore.
Posted by Ad revenue and attention at all costs on February 16, 2009 at 10:46 AM
50
Harlan Ellison IS a dick.
Posted by michael strangeways on February 16, 2009 at 11:42 AM
51
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

plenty of dick

nothing hard, damn those just never get hard dicks

and your jaw can hurt too
Posted by Dick-kiss-my on February 16, 2009 at 11:54 AM

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