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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Some Uncommon Syndromes You Might Enjoy

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 9:23 PM

Dromomania.

Dromomania, also called traveling fugue, is a psychological condition in which people spontaneously depart their routine, travel long distances and take up different identities and occupations. Months may pass before they return to their former identities. Only a handful of cases were ever documented, nearly all in France in the late nineteenth century.

Wendigo psychosis.

Wendigo Psychosis is a culture-bound disorder which involves an intense craving for human flesh and the fear that one will turn into a cannibal. This once occurred frequently among Algonquian Indian cultures, though has declined with the Native American urbanization.

Arctic hysteria.

Symptoms can include intense hysteria (screaming, uncontrolled wild behavior), depression, coprophagia, insensitivity to extreme cold (such as running around in the snow naked), echolalia (senseless repetition of overheard words) and more. This condition is most often seen in Eskimo women. This culture-bound syndrome is possibly linked to vitamin A toxicity (hypervitaminosis A). The native Eskimo diet provides rich sources of vitamin A and is possibly the cause or a causative factor. The ingestion of organ meats, liver of arctic fish, mammals, where the vitamin is stored in toxic quantities can be fatal. Polar bear liver is one of the few toxic meat sources, for the reason discussed above.

Genital retraction syndrome.

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals—or also, in females, breasts—are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is a mass hysteria event or panic in which male members of a population suddenly experience this belief.

An epidemic struck Singapore in 1967, resulting in thousands of reported cases. Government and medical officials alleviated the outbreak only by a massive campaign to reassure men of the anatomical impossibility of retraction together with a media blackout on the spread of the condition.

Idiopathic postprandial syndrome.

People with this condition suffer from recurrent episodes of altered mood and cognitive efficiency, often accompanied by weakness and adrenergic symptoms such as shakiness. The episodes typically occur a few hours after a meal, rather than after many hours of fasting.

Latah.

Latah is a condition of hyperstartling found in certain parts of the world that is commonly considered a culture-specific syndrome. It is also the name for those with the condition, which is found mainly in adult women. The afflicted have a severe reaction to being surprised in which they lose control of their behavior, mimic the speech and actions of those around them and sometimes obey any commands given them. Latahs are generally not considered responsible for their actions during these episodes.

Although the word latah is of Middle Eastern origin, it is also used in Southeast Asia. Similar conditions have been recorded within other cultures and locations, such as among French-Canadian lumberjacks in Maine (Jumping Frenchmen of Maine), the Ainu of Japan (imu) and Siberia (miryachit); however, the connection between these syndromes has been controversial.

Morgellons.

The LA Times, in an article on Morgellons, notes that "(t)he recent upsurge in symptoms can be traced directly to the Internet, following the naming of the disease by Mary Leitao, a Pennsylvania mother." Robert Bartholomew, a sociologist who has studied the Morgellons phenomenon, states that the "World Wide Web has become the incubator for mass delusion and it (Morgellons) seems to be a socially transmitted disease over the Internet."

Fred Savage.

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Wordz

Posted by Jesse Vernon on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 8:08 PM

As a former bookseller, the oft-heard phrase ISBN number sent an irksome chill up my spine.* As a former bookseller, I was often grumped upon overhearing the phrase ISBN number. Now I have a word for that bugbear:

Redundonym: the use of an acronym followed by a word that is actually a part of the acronym. Examples include ATM machine, GRE exam, HIV virus, PIN number, and UPS service.
Got any to add to the list?
Apparently SAT test is exempt:
A former redundonym, SAT test, however, is no longer a redundonym. In 1997 the College Board, the company that administers the exam, announced that "SAT is not an initialism… The SAT has become the trademark; it doesn't stand for anything."
from The Copyeditor's Handbook by Amy Einsohn
*Commenter JME wins the Find the Hidden Grammatical Error Prize!

Faked Out

Posted by Dan Savage on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 7:17 PM

Sitting in the fake Irish pub, eating my fake Irish chow ("Irish white cheddar" makes a burger Irish—who knew?), drinking my real Irish beer. Two women at the next table are talking up Jesus. They're trying to save a man's soul from the dark and sinister clutches of... I think he said "lapsed Catholicism" but I'm not sure. This fake Irish pub is located in the actual American south, and overhearing conversations like this is known risk of venturing outside your hotel room. I go back to my book.

But my ears perk up when the man cites the gays as one reason he can't quite see himself converting to... whatever strain of Christianity the two women were pushing. Knowing what we know now about sex and what science tells us about what makes people gay—he's referring back to an earlier point he made concerning what we know about the age of the planet and the evolution of the species ("God gave us brains and reason for a reason, so we could figure these things out based on the science and evidence, right?")—it seems to him that putting people to death for being gay, per the bible, is, "a little cruel."

No, no: the bible is without error. And if our nation were more Godly, if bible-believing people would only stand up for what's right... well, we might not be putting gay people to death, say the girls, we wouldn't be stoning them and stuff, but we would ban gay sex and gay marriage and gay adoption and gay/straight student alliances and repeal all gay rights laws and keep gay characters off the TV. Not out of Old-Testament style vengefulness, but out of New-Testament style love and compassion and concern. Because if persecuting homosexuals—a.k.a. "fighting back against the gay agenda"—convinces even one gay person to leave their lifestyle and come back to God, "it would save a soul."

I set my burger down. "Hello, I'm a fag," I say. I assure them that I'm not angry or upset or hurt by anything that they've said. I just wanted them to know that I was sitting there, a big fag, eating my Irish burger within earshot. "And you're free to think I'm going to hell and say so while I'm forced to listen. But I'm free to think you're ridiculous and that your God is a delusion and say so while you're forced to listen."

One of the young women assured me that they didn't mean anything they'd said, you know, personally. "And I'll be praying hard for you," the other one of said, giving me a wink.

"And I'll be fucking butt for you," I replied, winking back.

And You Were Bitching About Snow Falling From The Sky

Posted by Jonathan Golob on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 5:36 PM

PUBLIC INFORMATION STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JACKSON KY
1145 PM EST FRI FEB 13 2009

...POSSIBLE SATELLITE DEBRIS FALLING ACROSS THE REGION...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JACKSON HAS RECEIVED CALLS THIS EVENING FROM THE PUBLIC CONCERNING POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS AND...OR EARTHQUAKES ACROSS THE AREA. THE FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION HAS REPORTED TO LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT THAT THESE EVENTS ARE BEING CAUSED BY FALLING SATELLITE DEBRIS. THESE PIECES OF DEBRIS HAVE BEEN CAUSING SONIC BOOMS...RESULTING IN THE VIBRATIONS BEING FELT BY SOME RESIDENTS...AS WELL AS FLASHES OF LIGHT ACROSS THE SKY. THE CLOUD OF DEBRIS IS LIKELY THE RESULT OF THE RECENT IN ORBIT COLLISION OF TWO SATELLITES ON TUESDAY...FEBRUARY 10TH WHEN KOSMOS 2251 CRASHED INTO IRIDIUM 33.

Why? Because.

Unnecessary Reference Books 3: The Nation Guide to the Nation

Posted by Paul Constant on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 3:06 PM

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What's the book?

The Nation Guide to the Nation
by Richard Lingeman and the editors of The Nation. Here's what the back says. "The essential lifestyle guide for the millions of progressives from coast to coast, The Nation Guide to the Nation will help left-of-center types find left-leaning shops, cultural institutions, and gathering places in their own hometowns and on the road."

Why is it unnecessary?

Look, I love The Nation; I'm a subscriber. But I just turned to the bookstore portion of the guide, and the only bookstore they have listed for the entire state of Washington is Left Bank Books. I love Left Bank Books—I haven't covered Left Bank Books at all in my section, it suddenly occurs to me, and that's something I need to rectify immediately—but if it was the only bookstore in the entire state of Washington, I'd lose my fucking shit. Where's Bailey/Coy, or Elliott Bay Book Company? Are they too right-wing for The Nation? This is a horribly incomplete guidebook that doesn't function as a travel book or as a reference book. Going onto the internet and bouncing around Google would probably get you better, and much more complete, results.

Would anyone find this book useful?

It would probably be great for the socks and sandals set, the sorts of older hippies who believe the bumper stickers on their Mercedes are changing the world by enlightening people around them. But it's pretty useless as a reference books for anyone else.

Re: NAACP Accuses SPD, Seattle PI of Racial Profiling

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 1:58 PM

If you missed this post by Mr. Spangenthal-Lee, read it.

According to the boys' written statements, the group told [officer] Shepherd they were from the Central District. “You must be in a gang because you’re out so late,” Shepherd shot back before asking one of the boys why he was "wearing so much gray." Statements say Shepherd also asked one boy if he had a street name. When the boy said no, the statement says, Shepherd laughed and asked him “What, you don’t have any street cred?”

Officer Shepherd brought two of the boys back to the car, the statements say, and patted them down while a PI photographer snapped pics. One of the teens says Officer Shepherd walked around the car “making superhero-looking poses." Another written statement says “it seemed as though it was a photo shoot because officer Shepherd was posing for the camera." None of the boys were arrested.

According to the PI article, officers told reporters it was a slow night.

Again, whole post here.

Tomorrow Is No Dick Day on Slog

Posted by Paul Constant on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 11:52 AM

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All day tomorrow, our elite squad of dick-deleters will be deleting dicks from the comments on Slog to provide you with a dick-free commenting environment.

If you ordinarily don't comment on Slog, or if assholes with mysterious, ridiculous grudges have driven you away from commenting, I hope you'll join in on Monday. Let your non-dickish voice be heard! If you don't normally comment and you need examples, you can study the work of commenters Balt-o-Matt, Julie in Eugene, Gurldoggie (who also has a great blog I love to read), and kid icarus, as well as the regular crew—Joh, NaFun, Scary Tyler Moore, Abby, W7ngman, Aislinn, and many more.

You kind of forget about all the great commenters we have here on Slog, sometimes, with all the dicks rattling around. That's why we're chopping the dicks off at the root on Monday.

Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 11:00 AM

FILM

'Ace in the Hole'

SIFF Cinema is hosting a series of journalism-based noir films from the '40s and '50s this week, and Ace in the Hole might be the best of the lot. Directed by Billy Wilder, Hole is the story of a disgraced New York reporter (Kirk Douglas) who moves to New Mexico and starts exploiting his way back to the big time. Even by today's standards, it's a gleefully cynical movie, packed with yellow journalism and sleazy love affairs. What better way to celebrate that dying beast, the newspaper? (SIFF Cinema, 321 Mercer St, 324-9996. 1:15 and 6 pm, $7–$10.)

PAUL CONSTANT

Sperm Is Getting Weirder

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 10:13 AM

This boy...

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...now claims that this boy...

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...is not the father of this baby.


Richard Goodsell, aged 16, insisted he often shared a bed with Chantelle over a period of THREE MONTHS around the time she fell pregnant—and sensationally demanded a DNA test to PROVE he’s the daddy.

Young mum Chantelle and baby-faced 13-year-old Alfie Patten made headlines around the world this week when they told their story, vowing to be good parents to their six-day-old daughter.

For the press and the right, all of this sad business of British babies having babies, and British babies fighting babies for babies, results from the general collapse (and even Africanization) of Western Civilization.

Iain Duncan Smith, the former Conservative party leader and now chairman of the Centre for Social Justice think tank, said: “The case exemplifies the breakdown in British society. The problem of family breakdown has sadly become deeply inter-generational.”

Another example of the breakdown can be found in Germany...


All white outside; all black inside.

Reading Today

Posted by Paul Constant on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 10:12 AM

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There's a lot going on for a Sunday.

At the Seattle Public Library's Central Branch, Val McDermid, who writes Scottish mysteries, reads from her newest, A Darker Domain.

At Elliott Bay Book Company, Jeanne Romano reads from What Was I Thinking? 58 Bad Boyfriend Stories. Men are such pigs.

Over at the Bottleneck Lounge at 4, Pat Graney discusses a program that helps incarcerated women and girls discover themselves through the arts. I'm excited that the Bottleneck is hosting readings and lectures, and that makes this the reading of the day.

Up at Third Place Books, Christopher Moore, who is the author of many unfunny novels that are supposed to be funny, reads from his newest effort in that field, Fool. Fool is about King Lear told from the point of view of the fool who is not King Lear. If you've ever read a book and thought "I wish this book had more fart jokes," maybe you should give Christopher Moore a try.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here.

United States of Sweden

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 9:39 AM

Basically, we're all Swedes now. We have used all our bullets, and the boogeyman is still coming. Let's pull out the bazooka and be done with it.
That bazooka is the nationalization of the banking system, which "is close to being insolvent."


Matthew Richardson and Nouriel Roubini write:

As free-market economists teaching at a business school in the heart of the world's financial capital, we feel downright blasphemous proposing an all-out government takeover of the banking system. But the U.S. financial system has reached such a dangerous tipping point that little choice remains. And while Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner's recent plan to save it has many of the right elements, it's basically too late.

Put your trust in these words; Roubini has yet to be wrong about the current crisis.

Amanda the Endless

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 8:28 AM

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Amanda Knox fa di nuovo parlare di se’. Questa volta per il look scelto per andare in aula durante un’importante udienza del caso che la vede imputata, insieme al fidanzato, Raffaele Sollecito, per l’omicidio della coinquilina, Meredith Kercher. Amanda Knox, infatti, indossava una t-shirt con la scritta “All you need is love“.
As a spider knows only how to be a spider, Knox knows only how to be Knox.

The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sun, Feb 15, 2009 at 2:39 AM

Posted by News Intern Aaron Pickus

Military: Citizenship in exchange for service.

GOP: New leadership and the ghost of Papa Gingrich.

Bipartisanship: Gingrich says that no one should be approved for vacant Commerce Secretary post until control of Census adjusted.

Venezuela: Vote on term limits is today.

Chavez: Venezuela ready for direct talks with President Obama.

Instability: Strikes and protests stemming from high unemployment around the world.

2012: Utah governor comes out for civil unions against 70 percent of his state's population.

Banks: FDIC takes over an additional four banks bringing total in 2009 to 13.

Elephants: "Raja is moody, troubled and often angry."

USSR: US may be repeating Soviet mistakes in Afghanistan.

Minnesota: Still missing a senator and no solution in sight.

Drinking: One in four UK livers go to heavy drinkers.

Traffic: Man steals car, flees police and crashes on I-5.

Crime: Armed robbery in Rainier Valley.

Obligatory sappy video about Green Lake featuring saxophone...

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