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Friday, February 13, 2009

IMPORTANT SLOG ANNOUNCEMENT

Posted by on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 10:49 AM

8154/1234550785-nodicks.jpgDear Slog Commenters:

You have commented, and we have listened.

Monday, February 16th will be No Dick Day on Slog. All day Monday, we will delete any comment that is either made by a dick or can be construed to be dickish by our committee of professional dick detectors.

We are not doing No Dick Day to be dicks. We are doing No Dick Day to celebrate commenters who are thoughtful and funny and respectful of things like basic fucking human dignity. We hope that commenters like Elenchos, Napoleon XIV, Fnarf, The Original Monique, and Hernandez will take the opportunity to teach the dicks how it's done.

On Monday, if you are a dick, you will be deleted. See you then!

Love,
Slog

 

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1
What a dick move.
Posted by ... on February 13, 2009 at 10:54 AM
2
My favorite album cover ever:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3145/2576…

(It's safe for work.)
Posted by mackro mackro on February 13, 2009 at 10:54 AM
3
I was reading on Fox News today um, what was it....? Oh yeah the fucking 1st Amendment.
So does that mean ECB, Dan, Chuck and the rest of the Stranger are not going to post anything. Is the Slog going to be dead? Is the Slog moving over to the vacant PI space?
Posted by My dick is huge on February 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM
4
Should we read anything into the fact that your No Dick Day logo is the international symbol for inderdiction superimposed on an obviously recognizable charicature of Fnarf?
Posted by Eric from Boulder on February 13, 2009 at 10:58 AM
5
Small dick @3:

Learn what the 1st Amendment is, dick. You have the right to say whatever you want. Just go make your own place to say it.

Dick.
Posted by Mike on February 13, 2009 at 10:58 AM
6
WTF? Elenchos is the biggest dick on this thing. He hates on and insults EVERYONE and EVERYTHING.

https://twitter.com/pintsize0101/status/…
Posted by NaFun on February 13, 2009 at 10:58 AM
7
What if you FIND OUT you're a dick on Monday?
Posted by pins and chubbers on February 13, 2009 at 11:02 AM
8
I aspire to one day be relevant enough to get a shoutout in a Slog post.
Posted by Greg on February 13, 2009 at 11:02 AM
9
"The core mobilizing myth of fascism which conditions its ideology, propaganda, style of politics and actions is the vision of the nation's imminent rebirth from decadence."

Slog will never be its old self.
Posted by Cochise. on February 13, 2009 at 11:02 AM
10
I can't believe I didn't get a not a dick shout-out.

But, just to clarify, are we allowed to be thoughtful, funny, intelligent dicks? Or do we have to be thoughtful, funny, and intelligent really nice people. Because if it's the second one, there may be no commenters left on Slog at all.
Posted by Jocelyn on February 13, 2009 at 11:02 AM
11
Yay!
Posted by tomasyalba on February 13, 2009 at 11:02 AM
12
I'll try my best to not be a dick.
Posted by raindrop on February 13, 2009 at 11:03 AM
13
p.s. I hear you, Greg.

Our aspirations are kind of pathetic.
Posted by Jocelyn on February 13, 2009 at 11:03 AM
14
So the 16th will otherwise known as Mutual Masturbation Day. You have to be on the guest list to attend.
Posted by EmilyP on February 13, 2009 at 11:04 AM
15
Hey Slog,

Just wondering if you'll do the same for your dickish posts on Slog. Like the Mudede post that included a picture, without attribution, which violated someone else's copyright. You know, like that dickish thing that sex columnist did when she stole Savage's work?

So how about it? Will you be policing your own posters, too?
Posted by sdf on February 13, 2009 at 11:05 AM
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"fascism is a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation or victimhood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion"

Thee Elite: Elenchos, Napoleon XIV, Fnarf, The Original Monique, and Hernandez

jajaja
Posted by Cochise. on February 13, 2009 at 11:05 AM
17
Whoever volunteered for the dick-deleting job should get a medal of some sort. A Purple Dick, perhaps.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on February 13, 2009 at 11:06 AM
18
Fuck off, Paul. Go get run over by a car. I hope you fall down and break your leg and can't get up and your penis is chewed off by laughing wolves.

Just kidding! Testing the filter, as it were. But it's easy for me, because I am 79% dick, more if I haven't had my coffee.

That's not me, NaFun. I don't have a moustache. Or do you prefer "mustache"? "Mustache" is gauche, I think.
Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 11:07 AM
19
Lame.
Posted by Rotten666 on February 13, 2009 at 11:08 AM
20
It'll be interesting...I can't wait.
Posted by Tracy on February 13, 2009 at 11:09 AM
21
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Posted by Rotten666 on February 13, 2009 at 11:09 AM
22
Oh, no. The comments are going to look like:

COMMENT DELETED: Dick

COMMENT DELETED: Dick

COMMENT DELETED: Dick

COMMENT DELETED: Dick

COMMENT DELETED: Dick

COMMENT DELETED: Dick


I have a feeling that people are going to be more dick-y than usual just to be a dick to the person who's deleting comments.

Also, dick.
Posted by N on February 13, 2009 at 11:12 AM
23
On this designated day, I will be a cunt instead. Deal?
Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 11:13 AM
24
It is going to make for a very quiet day.
Posted by Sad Comment on February 13, 2009 at 11:13 AM
25
dicks unite - we will not be silenced
Posted by Ak on February 13, 2009 at 11:13 AM
26
Hi Paul,

So we know what to expect, maybe you could list the "dick" comments on Christopher's "props to a child molester" post as an example??

Given journalistic standards at Slog we have no idea what you consider dick comments to actually be.


Posted by sounds like you'll censor the critics on February 13, 2009 at 11:14 AM
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FTW
SLOG is one big Liberal Homosexual PC Cult.
Anyone who disagrees with the orthodox theology is a 'troll' or, better yet, a 'dick'.
Posted by YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH slog pussies on February 13, 2009 at 11:14 AM
28
Wow, you're going to be very busy that day. It'll be like whack-a-mole times eleventy billion.
Posted by christopher on February 13, 2009 at 11:15 AM
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COMMENT DELETED: Dick.

We'd rather not moderate your comments, but off-topic, gratuitously inflammatory, threatening, or otherwise inappropriate remarks may be removed, and repeat offenders may be banned from commenting. We never censor comments based on ideology. Thanks to all who add to the conversation on Slog. Also, don't be a dick.
Posted by Dick on February 13, 2009 at 11:16 AM
30
Sounds interesting, but really, it's only gonna work if the folks at The Strangler refrain from being dicks (and dickettes) too.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on February 13, 2009 at 11:17 AM
31
Thank you for the laugh, Julie in Eugene and Fnarf.

I'll be sure to mind my Ps and Qs on Monday.
Posted by kim in portland (formerly just kim) on February 13, 2009 at 11:17 AM
32
I'm with whoever above said Who Will Post? Not I.
Posted by Chicago Fan on February 13, 2009 at 11:18 AM
33
Um, I've been away. Have we been freeped or something?

Though I have to admit, I am the biggest pussy of all time.
Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 11:18 AM
34
nah, 23 FTW!

it should be an interesting weekend on the SLOG, what with all the dicks getting the dicky dickishness out of their (our?) systems before monday comes .... i'll be tuned in!
Posted by mr. herriman on February 13, 2009 at 11:19 AM
35
I always thought you guys were awfully fond of dicks.
Posted by kitschnsync on February 13, 2009 at 11:19 AM
36
You're going to be too busy deleting comments to actually post anything. That said, SHOUT OUT TO GREG!
Posted by kid icarus on February 13, 2009 at 11:19 AM
37
@Greg and Jocelyn - I know what you mean. I feel like I've finally made it, which I fully understand is mildly pathetic. Look at me, I'm a Slog-o-fascist Elite!
Posted by Hernandez on February 13, 2009 at 11:19 AM
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I totally approve of removing the dicks, but there's also a lot of cunts on the slog. They've got to go too. Pricks? Out of here. The twats? Gone. Boners? Pussies? Tools? See you later.

It goes without saying that you will NEVER get rid of all the assholes.
Posted by Gurldoggie on February 13, 2009 at 11:20 AM
39
I usually agree with Elenchos, but he's a total dick.
Posted by I'm in the average and under club, but I'm not the president on February 13, 2009 at 11:21 AM
40
Let me see if I can practice:

Oh Paul, you are such a brilliant man! This is the best idea ever thought of, anywhere, ever! The Stranger staff are all fantastic people, above criticism of any sort, and I wish all of you could have my babies! <3<3<3 I am a mere ant among such intellectual giants. I love the Stranger, and because of the Stranger I love my life, and I owe everything to you guys, and more importantly to this very post! If only every day could be Stranger Day!
Posted by TfFaP on February 13, 2009 at 11:22 AM
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@6 = Winner. Need a screed? Elenchos is your guy/girl/whatever. If it doesn't agree with your political views, BOOM! Dickbomb on yo ass.
Posted by P to the J on February 13, 2009 at 11:22 AM
42
Thank goodness!
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on February 13, 2009 at 11:24 AM
43
No harm or ill will meant to commenters who didn't get mentioned in the post: I was using positive examples of commenters that were mentioned in yesterday's post about Slog dicks.
Posted by Paul Constant on February 13, 2009 at 11:26 AM
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I am absolutely crushed that I wasn't on either the "not a dick" list here nor on the other "wish they'd post more" list on the other thread. I am shallow, and popularity matters to me. Plus I like to think of myself as exceedingly polite.
Posted by Big Sven on February 13, 2009 at 11:27 AM
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Gurldoggie, your worldview is cramped and insufficient. Assholes, sure, but what about asswipes? Or motherfuckers, or cocksuckers, to say nothing of motherfucking cocksuckers?

Me, I will be seeking outlets through which to vent my spleen, and possibly pancreas as well.
Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 11:27 AM
46
Fnarf @18, that wasn't me, it was Eric from Boulder.
Posted by NaFun on February 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM
47
Yea! lets hope this works out--I've seen way too many forums fail due to unchecked dickery. Of course it is a fine line--I've also seen moderators impose their will too much and then discussions dissolve into battles about the policing.
Posted by carrma on February 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM
48
Oh man! I hope you make this a regular feature because I will be off the innerwebs that day and on vacation.
Posted by The General on February 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM
49
To stretch the experiment, I think ECB should make a lot of posts, preferably about bikes & feminism.
Posted by TVDinner on February 13, 2009 at 11:29 AM
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Fnarf? Fucking FNARF is part of your gold standard for dicklessness? That guy is a raging asshole.

I, of course, know myself well enough to know that I may as well just take Monday off.
Posted by Judah on February 13, 2009 at 11:30 AM
51
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

geez, if you're going to RUIN the slog for a day you should at least compile all the deletable dick comments and post them all in one big mega-dick post. you know, so we can learn from them. how will we know what a dick comment looks like if it's been deleted?
Posted by brandon on February 13, 2009 at 11:31 AM
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@40. It's not an all or nothing proposition -- dick or fawning sycophant. There's a way to disagree with posters and commenters without being a dick. Thoughtful, rational disagreements are what make (made?) Slog so interesting -- I wouldn't have spent any time here at all if all the comments were as you describe...
Posted by Julie in Eugene on February 13, 2009 at 11:31 AM
53
This is a perfect idea. This way Slog can go back to what the frequent commenters have always hoped for: an exclusive community of group think and mutual masterbation. Might as well change the masthead to "Slog: Striving for Irrelevance since 2006". Congrats to the whiners.
Posted by Welcome to the echo chamber on February 13, 2009 at 11:33 AM
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Big Sven if it makes you feel any better one of my best friends and I have talked more than once about our favorite commenters on SLOG and your name has come up every time - you're his fave and one of mine too!

Shout out to the 'Quah!!
Posted by mr. herriman on February 13, 2009 at 11:33 AM
55
Do any of the people claiming that screening comments on the blog for a local alternative weekly newspaper heralds an imminent descent into 1984 style fascism feel a little, well, silly? I personally don't think I could say "first they came for the race-baiting trolls...and I said nothing," with a straight face.

As big a believer as I am in the First Ammendment, I don't think anonymous comments on someone else's website are constitutionally guaranteed.
Posted by Beguine on February 13, 2009 at 11:34 AM
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@49 - Ha! If I were ECB, I would totally do that. Post something about Hillary, sexism, or handicapped people on buses; sit back; laugh.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on February 13, 2009 at 11:35 AM
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Can we add those who use the name field for commenting or general snarkieness to the dick list, please.
Posted by Kip Waddle on February 13, 2009 at 11:35 AM
58
PENIS.

That is all.
Posted by wisepunk on February 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM
59
I agree with @51. Save all the dick comments and post them.

Or better yet, have a "Dick Day" on Slog as well, where all the non-dick comments are deleted.
Posted by N on February 13, 2009 at 11:38 AM
60
Thanks, Mr. Herriman@54. I feel better. Now if I can just break this whole "self worth = popularity" thing...
Posted by Big Sven on February 13, 2009 at 11:41 AM
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@30 - yup. Guess that means the staff is taking the day off.
Funny that so many at the paper are trying to avoid dicks for once.
Posted by Gregory Tator Cheney on February 13, 2009 at 11:42 AM
62
Fanny?

Crap, I'll never get this right...
Posted by Abby on February 13, 2009 at 11:44 AM
63
I would apologize for confusing you with Eric from Boulder, NaFun, except that I'm a raging asshole and apologizing is against our union contract. If you want an apology, you're going to have to contact the buttmunchers.
Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 11:47 AM
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So, it's Lesbian Day at the Stranger?

Are strap-on Dicks allowed?
Posted by michael strangeways on February 13, 2009 at 11:47 AM
65
dick dick dick dick of earl
dick dick dick of earl
dick dick dick of earl
dick dick dick of ear

as i walk through this world
nothin' can stop the dick of earl...
Posted by i'm singing this at the next slog karaoke on February 13, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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Can you also delete dumbasses as well as dicks? Because some people are tired of dumbasses as well. And to echo kid icarus, WORD UP GREG!
Posted by Jessica on February 13, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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@33 - yeah, more freepers than usual. It's the PI that's causing it, exacerbated by the success with Saddlebacking and Santorum.
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 13, 2009 at 11:53 AM
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I suppose the definition of "dick" is "anyone who disagrees with whatever Stranger writers pull out of their asses and call journalism", eh? So, I guess it's freedom of speech only when Dan Savage gets to speak? You fucking hypocrites.
Posted by I'm a dick. Suck me. on February 13, 2009 at 11:54 AM
69
Might namby-pambies also be included?
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on February 13, 2009 at 11:56 AM
70
Oh, this will be fun! Just watching the inconsistent application of irrational criteria will inspire a whole shitload of passionate, not to say violently psychotic, debate when the latex is removed from the dicks again. God damn, Slog is going to be mighty exciting on Monday!
Posted by smade on February 13, 2009 at 11:57 AM
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@68, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, we are not accepting new dicks at this time.
Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 11:57 AM
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@51, no need. Just check any random PI Soundoff. Or, better yet, HorsesAss.
Posted by Read it in the Times on February 13, 2009 at 11:59 AM
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Is there a special email we can direct our suggestions for delete-able dicks to?
Posted by Lara on February 13, 2009 at 11:59 AM
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I am unemployed so if you need anyone to be on dick patrol let me know if not I will be on dick patrol at one of the bath houses. What one would the Slog recommend?
Posted by pictures please on February 13, 2009 at 11:59 AM
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Comment deleted. Dick! (I like dick!)
Posted by Vince on February 13, 2009 at 12:00 PM
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@68: amazingly, you're still allowed to start your own blog and say whatever the hell you want. I know! Shocking.
Posted by Abby on February 13, 2009 at 12:02 PM
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@76 It's cute when people don't understand what freedom of speech means, right?
Posted by Julie in Eugene on February 13, 2009 at 12:04 PM
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I think it'll be refreshing to read some Sloggers' "attempts" at getting their points across without resorting to crudity, logic shortcuts, ad hominems, colorful slang, misogyny, misandrogyny, homophobia, heterophobia, bi-phobia, frustration and anger. Some of you may even for a change try to be subtle or sly or deceptively subversive. I welcome all people at all times using their so-called "education" instead of their prejudices.

I hope the SlogDickFilter (tm) is roadtested before Monday.

On second thought, there will be so many comments deleted on Monday that that "word poster" generated the other day by that IBM computer analyzing the SLOG will only display "comment deleted" instead of "just like fucking people" or whatever the poster said...

I hereby challenge Sloggers to generate instead an uplifting word poster for Monday. How about you all work in positive words into your every Slog post? We can do this SlogHogs!
Posted by frasier crane on February 13, 2009 at 12:06 PM
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It never fails to amuse me how fucking whiny some people get when they aren't allowed to dominate the conversation with flame-bait, juvenile dickishness, and general idiocy. It is not a violation of the fucking First Amendment for you not to be allowed to come into my living room and scream curses at me. Nor is a website forum paid for by someone else your private toilet. Learn the difference between government and private censorship. Hint: One is not Constitutionally protected.

Dickheads.
Posted by Geni on February 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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"I hereby challenge Sloggers to generate instead an uplifting word poster for Monday. How about you all work in positive words into your every Slog post? We can do this SlogHogs!"

I positively demand you blow me.

I kid, I kid. That was just too easy.
Posted by Rotten666 on February 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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Yes, it truly will be fun - assuming any of those who've shown up recently dragging their dicks in the water can actually gather enough brain cells together to form semi-coherent arguments to defend whatever lame-assed set of ill-formed opinions they hold, rather than engaging in their normal spate of logical fallacies, name-calling, and spleen-venting vitriol.

I'm not holding out much hope in that regard, but it'll be interesting to see their attempts nonetheless.
Posted by COMTE on February 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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since when is The Slog so fucking sensitive?

Also, @ 52 (Thoughtful, rational disagreements are what make (made?) Slog so interesting): maybe to you, but some of us like the dick comments too!
Posted by Mike in MO on February 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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@77: I like to think that they imagine that Dan Savage holds a great position of power in our government.
Posted by Abby on February 13, 2009 at 12:12 PM
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Yeah, I'm with you @82. I like a good dick every now and again too.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on February 13, 2009 at 12:15 PM
85
misandrogyny


Hatred of both men and women?
Posted by keshmeshi on February 13, 2009 at 12:20 PM
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hmmm.... i'm not dick-free, i guess.

it will be interesting to see what it's like. i'm not sure it's a real solution, but neither am i for registration. lately, slog has become less enjoyable.
Posted by infrequent on February 13, 2009 at 12:22 PM
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But... Seattle is full of dicks! Monday will be a quiet day. Besides, I don't have work so it isn't like I'll be wasting all day in front of the computer. I'll be doing dick things off of the internet.
Posted by Lydia on February 13, 2009 at 12:31 PM
88
this is blatant discrimination.

us dicks want to know when you're going to have an all-dick day, where non-dick replies will be deleted.
Posted by mb on February 13, 2009 at 12:31 PM
89
I guess we're having another one of our tl;dr metadrama weeks again.
Posted by brent on February 13, 2009 at 12:32 PM
90
Noted.
Posted by PC on February 13, 2009 at 12:40 PM
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@77

Cute in a bow-and-shake my-head-while-uttering-"goddammit"-under-my-breath kind of way.
Posted by wisepunk on February 13, 2009 at 12:40 PM
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@87, damnit, you're right! Monday's a holiday for me, I'll be playing wow instead of trolling slog. Slog, maybe postpone till Tuesday when I'll be back at work?
Posted by TfFaP on February 13, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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I'm scared.
Posted by kiala on February 13, 2009 at 12:46 PM
94
@55: You take your logic and you get the fuck out of here.
Posted by Darcy on February 13, 2009 at 12:56 PM
95
Good idea!
Posted by Sam on February 13, 2009 at 1:01 PM
96
Thank you for finally acting like Mr Poe doesn't matter.

Because he doesn't
Posted by Gone and gone forever on February 13, 2009 at 1:10 PM
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If you had a slog day where every post was about me, people would only have nice things to say.
Posted by Joh on February 13, 2009 at 1:15 PM
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You do realize you're a Seattle rag and that your blog will be incredibly boring on Monday?

Also, WTF? You don't have anything better to do?
Posted by Eric on February 13, 2009 at 1:20 PM
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If you have Dick Day, you have to have Pussy Day.
Posted by CommonKnowledge on February 13, 2009 at 1:20 PM
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how about a women only comment day?
Posted by AF on February 13, 2009 at 1:22 PM
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I'm not a dick, but I still don't like this idea. Dicks on blogs are what make blogs work. Smart commenters know not to feed the trolls, however they're necessary: Ad revenue is based on pageviews, dicks generate pageviews, thus dicks = income for you. You're picking the wrong time to indulge in bloglording.
Posted by Matt Fuckin&#39; Hickey on February 13, 2009 at 1:23 PM
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I am super unclear on whether or not I should bother trying to post on Monday. :-/
Posted by violet_dagrinder on February 13, 2009 at 1:23 PM
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This is all about Paul's desparate attempt to be a hard-ass.
Posted by Chris down in The Couv on February 13, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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@103: You misspelled "desperate," or did you misspell "disparate?" Also, it's not my idea.
Posted by Paul Constant on February 13, 2009 at 2:00 PM
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I concur with #6. Elenchos should in no way be held up as a standard of non-dickishness on SLOG. His smug, self-satisfied attitude of being "over" absolutely everything bothers the hell out of me way more than a thousand sock puppet conservitrolls.

Doesn't mean he should be banned, mind you, but he's still a dick.
Posted by Billy Nilly on February 13, 2009 at 2:02 PM
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I think this makes me a pinko radical, but I'm always so happy when human decency is recognized and encouraged. Also, I love the suggestion made @51.
Posted by anarchy burger on February 13, 2009 at 2:10 PM
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I think this makes me a pinko radical, but I'm always so happy when human decency is recognized and encouraged. Also, I love the suggestion made @51.
Posted by anarchy burger on February 13, 2009 at 2:10 PM
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@92 - buy my glyphs ok? Snugglebuni and Fuziwuzi thank you ...
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 13, 2009 at 2:22 PM
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COMMENT DELETED: Spam
We'd rather not moderate your comments, but off-topic, gratuitously inflammatory, threatening, or otherwise inappropriate remarks may be removed, and repeat offenders may be banned from commenting. We never censor comments based on ideology. Thanks to all who add to the conversation on Slog.

Posted by Deleted on February 13, 2009 at 2:30 PM
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@109 is malware, do not open the link.
Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 2:51 PM
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So like, Fnarf = not a dick

Well well well, what do we have here? From TODAY:


@30, not only are you the stupidest piece of fucking shit that ever walked on the earth ("high quality food production levels" isn't even English, let alone relevant in any fucking way at all to any fucking thing at all, shit-for-brains) but you're a god-damned racist motherfucker too. Good to know. Now stay out of my fucking way or you're going to get burned up.

Jesus. I've had shits that could contribute more than you.

Posted by Fnarf on February 13, 2009 at 3:10 PM

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Comme


So like, this is your poster child for informed discussion? For discourse?
Posted by Growing Concern on February 13, 2009 at 3:59 PM
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Howdy, Growing Concern @111: Posting the same thing on two different threads is, if not dickish, at least trollish. Your cutting and pasting is tired.
Posted by Paul Constant on February 13, 2009 at 4:17 PM
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@111: Fnarf has contributed more substance in one of his drunken, premature ejaculations than you have managed in the decade-and-a-half you've been trying to master breathing.

Wow. That was refreshing. Good thing it's not Monday...
Posted by Kevbar on February 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM
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@112, it's relevant to both threads, so why not? It's not like it was a comment on ECB's "should I like BibiCaffe, or not like BibiCaffe?" post.
Posted by Clarification, please on February 13, 2009 at 4:43 PM
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#97 speaks the truth. I have nothing bad to say about Joh. He is a crazy, wonderful man.

@36: I just remembered that time you were a guest Slogger and assigned me my very own userpic in the form of the Laughing Man logo. That made my day. I'VE MADE IT, BABY!
Posted by Greg on February 13, 2009 at 5:18 PM
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" respectful of things like basic fucking human dignity. "

In other words, 'agree with our agenda'.

How nice.
Posted by Stupid White Man on February 13, 2009 at 6:19 PM
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Looks like you won't have Tricky Dick Nixon to kick around any more!
Posted by Cookie W. Monster on February 13, 2009 at 6:30 PM
118
Thank you
Posted by Ann on February 13, 2009 at 7:38 PM
119
Dickface Monday. Bring it on. I've notified /b/.
Posted by It's gonna be a blowout on February 13, 2009 at 8:54 PM
120
fuck my gay dickhole
Posted by my dickhole is gay on February 14, 2009 at 12:09 PM
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Suggestion: If you simply can't refrain from being a dick then give the moderators some exercise and be the biggest dick you can possibly be. Maybe something will get through.
Posted by Arsenic7 on February 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM
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I don't get the elenchos haters. He can be sarcastic, snarky, and perhaps even, yes, "smug." But he was never rude and he was consistently the second funniest guy on SLOG after Mr. Poe, and SLOG is the poorer because he no longer posts.

Though I think his absence has more to do with being a new dad than the recent arrival of so many deranged Republicans and racists...
Posted by Big Sven on February 14, 2009 at 12:55 PM
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@122

No, him leaving is directly tied to Will in Seattle pissing him off to the point that he won't write here anymore until they let him block specific user comments. If you were on my facebook RSS feed, you'd know that. Get with the picture.
Posted by Joh on February 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM
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BOYCOTT SLOG MONDAY
Posted by TOTAL SILENCE on February 15, 2009 at 4:52 AM
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@123 - And let it show for the record that Will in Seattle is not listed as one of the commenters we want to hear more from. If anything, we'd like to hear much much less.

I would take elenchos over WiS any day of the week, dickless slog or not.

@124 - No.
Posted by Donolectic on February 15, 2009 at 5:59 AM
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The over 200 commented posts should be #1 and #2. This one only has 126. It should be #3. The Christians should be #2, not the Dicks. :p
Posted by TheAnimalFarmacy on February 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM
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You mean that tomorrow will be No Muh Dik Monday? What'll I do without my daily Amanda Knox fix?
Posted by Gnarls Mudede on February 15, 2009 at 3:27 PM
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So I'm not going to be able to write overly-lengthy polemics containing way too many @So-And-Sos, poor grammar, frequent uses of the word "thus," and references to Hitler? Crap. Just...crap.
Posted by Andrew Triska on February 15, 2009 at 4:43 PM
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The evening of October 23rd, 2002, local police uncovered what looked like an underground animal sex club; the cops infiltrated the area and arrested all involved members who were part of NAMPLA, the North American Man Pet Love Association. When questioned about the incident by the press, the leader of NAMPLA commented, "That bitches don't know about my sex club." And when questioned about the number of animals that have partaken in the club, leader Jeff Ox said, "The numbers aren't fully calculated, but we suspect that the figure to be around over 9,000." When the press inquired about his childhood past Jeff only mentioned about last Thursday. He explained, "It all stated in West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out maxing relaxing all cool, and shooting some B-ball outside of my school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got one little fight and mom got scared she said, 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Aire' I whistled for a cab and when it drew near, license plate said FRESH and there was dice in the mirror. I anything I could tell this cab was rare, but said forget yo homes to Bel Aire. Pulled up to their house around 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell you later. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Aire."

When the press questioned him about his favorite childhood activity, he simply replied "fapping to cp and furries on Caturday." And also "long cat is long". Many have speculated that if having sex with animals is for the lulz then it's just aawwwriitte, amirite. The judge gave every involved member a ten year sentence, and many cried out in horror "This is madness", while members of the press rejoiced and yelled "No, this is SPARTAAAAA!!!" After receiving his ten year jail sentence, he told his comrades of the NAMPLA club "Tonight we dine in hell!!"

Now many members have passed and most members have become An Heroes and epic fail guys, but Jeff Ox has agreed to given an interview. One question into the interview, he replied "BRB Church."
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Posted by BEL on February 16, 2009 at 5:33 PM

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