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Thursday, February 12, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by Megan Seling on Thu, Feb 12, 2009 at 8:39 AM

$789 Billion: Stimulus package with get final vote tomorrow.

The Competition's Rough: 800 show up for one job in Tacoma.

Retail Sales Rise: After a steady six-month decline, sales jumped up one percent in January.

Just Not Married: Hundreds of same-sex couples applied for marriage license and got turned away as part of a demonstration in NYC.

You Can Do It, Lil' Brudder!: Koala rescued from Australia wildfires is doing well.

Nickels Has a Plan: Mayor says he intends to add new jobs in 2009-2010 by "accelerating city projects."

Yum!: Cotton candy may be a scientists new BFF.

Breaking news: Bunnies love carrots.

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H*R reference for the win

Posted by AJ on February 12, 2009 at 8:50 AM

That little koala is actually female, so "Lil' Sister" might be more appropriate.

Posted by seattle mike on February 12, 2009 at 8:58 AM

Re: competition:

So are they gonna do it reality show style?

Posted by Renton Mike on February 12, 2009 at 9:17 AM

Defending dietary choice against the food police.

http://consumerfreedom.com/index.cfm

Posted by Veganism Is Just A Dietary Choice on February 12, 2009 at 10:08 AM

U dont have 2 be beautiful
2 turn me on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
U dont need experience
2 turn me out
U just leave it all up 2 me
Im gonna show u what its all about

U dont have 2 be rich
2 be my troll
U dont have 2 be cool
2 smoke my bowl
Don't give a damn about the Incredible Hulk
I just want your extra time and your

SULK!

U got to not talk dirty, baby
If u wanna impress me
U cant be 2 flirty, mama
I know how 2 undress me (yeah)
I want 2 be your fantasy
Maybe u could be mine
U just leave it all up to me
We could have a good time

U dont have 2 be rich
2 be my troll
U dont have 2 be cool
2 smoke my bowl
Don't give a damn about the Incredible Hulk
I just want your extra time and your

SULK!

Yes
I think I wanna troll
Gotta, gotta
Little girl Wendy's parade
Gotta, gotta, gotta

Women not trolls rule my world
I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama (not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
U dont have 2 watch 30 Rock
2 have an attitude
U just leave it all up 2 me
My love will be your food
Yeah

U dont have 2 be rich
2 be my troll
U dont have 2 be cool
2 smoke my bowl
Don't give a damn about the Incredible Hulk
I just want your extra time and your

SULK!

FRANKLIN PIERCE WILL NOT BE PRESIDENT ANY TIME THIS MONTH!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Posted by The Incredible Sulk on February 12, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Speaking of koalas.

Posted by keshmeshi on February 12, 2009 at 11:17 AM