Some of the questions asked by the students at UAA tonight...
What if the condom doesn't fit?
What do you think of discrimination against gays and lesbians?
Is it possible to have good sex with someone you are not emotionally attached to?
How do you suggest we get more hot babes to come to this dude-infested state?
Masturbating while driving helps keep me awake. Is it illegal?
My boyfriend recently came out to me about his diaper wearing fetish. This concerns me because he enjoys dropping feces & jizzing in them & then continuing to wear them. Should this bother me and is it normal?
Do you ever get tired of the topic of sex?
Some of my answers: then you must acquit; I'm opposed; yes, just as it's possible to have lousy sex with someone you are emotionally attached to; no expertise on attracting women, sorry; yes, it is—and it's just that kind of thing that makes hot babes reluctant to move here; it would bother me, yes, and it's not normal, no; see question immediately previous.
At worst, Hillary Transue thought she might get a stern lecture when she appeared before a judge for building a spoof MySpace page mocking the assistant principal at her high school in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. She was a stellar student who had never been in trouble, and the page stated clearly at the bottom that it was just a joke.Instead, the judge sentenced her to three months at a juvenile detention center on a charge of harassment. She was handcuffed and taken away as her stunned parents stood by. [...]
Judge Mark A. Ciavarella Jr., and a colleague, Michael T. Conahan, appeared in federal court in Scranton, Pa., to plead guilty to wire fraud and income tax fraud for taking more than $2.6 million in kickbacks to send teenagers to two privately run youth detention centers run by PA Child Care and a sister company, Western PA Child Care.
While prosecutors say that Judge Conahan, 56, secured contracts for the two centers to house juvenile offenders, Judge Ciavarella, 58, was the one who carried out the sentencing to keep the centers filled.
“In my entire career, I’ve never heard of anything remotely approaching this,” said Senior Judge Arthur E. Grim, who was appointed by the State Supreme Court this week to determine what should be done with the estimated 5,000 juveniles who have been sentenced by Judge Ciavarella since the scheme started in 2003. Many of them were first-time offenders and some remain in detention. [...]
If the court agrees to the plea agreement, both judges will serve 87 months in federal prison and resign from the bench and bar.
What a ghastly injustice. Judges—freakin' judges—have sold these kids into jail; the sentence for the judges should equal all the excessive sentences they imposed on these kids.
A Seattle Post-Intelligencer writer sends over this e-mail from Michelle Nicolosi, the P-I's assistant managing editor and web guru. The subject: an upcoming opportunity for meetings with Ken Riddick, Hearst's vice president for digital media.
The e-mail sure makes it sound like the P-I is going to be holding on to its local web presence after the paper edition likely folds in March. It also sounds like a potentially awkward series of encounters. After all, it's highly unlikely that every person who signs up for a meeting with Riddick is going to be hired on to work the web in a post-paper world, and Hearst itself has said that any online-only P-I would have a much smaller staff than the print-and-online P-I does now. My guess is that Riddick will be having far more Wednesday meetings than he has web-only staff slots.
From: Nicolosi, MichelleSent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 3:19 PM
To: PiStaff
Subject: Chat with Ken Riddick
Hi All,Ken Riddick from corporate will be here to learn more about your ideas next Wednesday. If you'd like to discuss your ideas with him in person please sign up for a 20 minute period on the signup sheet on the whiteboard in the newsroom. If you're in a bureau and want me to sign up a time slot for you just give me a call or email me.
Thanks much,
Michelle
A long-predicted space junk nightmare has finally occurred:
It happened some 490 miles above northern Siberia, at around noon Eastern time. Two communications satellites — one Russian, one American — cracked up in silent destruction. In the aftermath, military radars on the ground tracked large amounts of debris going into higher and lower orbits.
...
The American satellite was an Iridium, one of a constellation of 66 spacecraft. Liz DeCastro, corporate communications director of Iridium Satellite, based in Bethesda, Md., said that the satellite weighed about 1,200 pounds and that its body was more than 12 feet long, not including large solar arrays.In a statement, the company said that it had “lost an operational satellite” on Tuesday, apparently after it collided with “a nonoperational” Russian satellite.
....
Mr. Johnson said the United States military’s tracking radars had yet to determine the number of detectable fragments. “It’s going to take a while,” he said. “It’s very, very difficult to discriminate all those objects when they’re really close together. And so over the next couple of days we’ll have a much better understanding.”At a minimum, Mr. Johnson added, “I think we’re talking many, many dozens, if not hundreds.”
The debris could threaten the space station and its astronaut crew, he said.
Why is all that debris such a nightmare? Physics time!
The orbital velocity of a satellite at 490 miles (about 780 km) above the earth's surface is 7460 meters per second (m/s) or about seventeen thousand miles per hour. Let's say that 1,200 pound satellite broke up into fifty pieces, matching roughly what the radar showed. The average piece mass would be about 24 pounds, or 11 kg.
The kinetic energy of such a piece, moving at about 7500 m/s and weighing 11kg is governed by the formula:
ke = 1/2 m*v^2
ke = 1/2 (11kg)*(7500)^2 = 310 mega joules.
That's the same as about 86,000 kWH. That's about the same amount of energy needed to power five American houses for a year.
That's the same as about 86 kWh, or the same amount of energy as a 737-800 dropped from about 800 meters.
All that energy makes the satellite pieces act like really powerful projectiles randomly flying about in orbit, capable of puncturing or pulverizing almost anything else nearby—including the International Space Station.
Crap.
Updated: I used a really shitty Joule to kWh converter and got a wrong number. Eric from Boulder caught it before I did. Enjoy the corrected post, with an even creepier metaphor.
Did you know that they're releasing four new pennies to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Lincoln's birth? It's true.
This will give grandparents around the country a reason to live for one more year, much like the statehood quarter series.
Well, and hour and 20 minutes, actually. Karaoke at the Crescent (1413 E Ollive Way) starts at 6 pm and they're extending the happy hour specials just for us!
Be there or be... somewhere else not as cool.
Laurelhurst neighbors have been fuming since 2007, when Children’s Hospital unveiled plans to expand its kid-curing compound in northeast Seattle by 1.5 million square feet and build two 240-foot towers. To stunt the growth, the Laurelhurst Community Club pleaded to the hospital for fewer square feet, and one member asked the city to consider declaring an abutting 1940s condo village as a historic landmark. But the project couldn't be corralled; 85 percent of the condo owners have sold their property to the hospital. The last hope, it seemed, was persuading a citizens advisory committee to scale back Children’s ambitions. But last week, both the city and citizen’s committee (.pdf) recommended that the project proceed mostly as planned—but with shorter buildings and additional property across Sand Point Way.

“It would pretty much destroy the character of the surrounding communities with a Bellevue Square type development,” says Laurelhurst Community Club president Jeannie Hale. The group has filed an appeal to the expansion, which will be heard by the city’s hearing examiner on February 26, because, Hale says, it doesn’t fit with the city’s growth plan. She also cites several minority reports by the advisory panel that disagree with specific aspects of the recommendation. “The number-one problem is that they consistently refused to compromise on the proposal to add 1.5 million square feet in a low-density, family area.”
“The citizens advisory committee basically had Children’s at the table and no one else,” Hale says. “Neighbors went week after week to speak, but their concerns were not really addressed.”
But Karen Wolf, chair of the 15-person advisory committee, says neighborhood concerns were heard clearly and well represented on the panel. In fact, Wolf lives two blocks from the hospital. “I think the hospital did respond to them,” she says. For example, the current plan reduces the buildings’ height by 100 feet, creates publicly accessible open space, and establishes setbacks from the street to preserve views. “Yes, it is the same square footage as the hospital originally proposed but it will have to demonstrate need for the additional beds.”
Children’s says it must expand from 250 to 600 beds to serve children in Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Montana. However, Hale argues that the hospital doesn’t need that much room, and thus can build shorter buildings (she’s asking for a maximum height of 105 feet) and avoid consuming the property across Lake City Way. She says an independently commissioned analyst working for the Laurelhurst Community Club claims the hospital needs only 10 percent of that growth.
“They want to be the leader in the region despite the fact that they only have a small share [of patients] compared to Swedish Hospital pediatric care,” Hale says, noting that she supports hospital’s mission to heal ill kids. “But they want to make their name.”
Across the street from where I'm staying in the Pearl District is Dog Star, a daycare for pets.
All day the barking does not stop. And it's every type of barking—deep, snappy, sharp, throaty. And the cacophony is maddening because barking is a sound that refuses to become more than it is. A bark and the body of a dog are one. No separation is possible. Barking cannot free itself from its source and self-evolve. A book of barking will never happen.
Barking is the shame of the animal kingdom, Deleuze once said. This is a fact. Mooing is far more sensible than barking. The same is true with the whinnying of a horse, or the roar of a lion, or the strange squeaking of a bat. Even in the wolf's howling we find a poetry that is entirely missing in barking.
From commenter Scalpel:
I love that the Slog comments are just as right-wing and mean-spirited as the Seattle PI comments. Maybe you all moved over here in anticipation of the PI closing down?
Seattle Police have been called to the Muslim Youth Academy (MYA) in Beacon Hill twice this week over complaints about ongoing harassment in the neighborhood.
According to police reports, staff at the school called police on February 8th after someone raised a confederate flag up the school's flagpole. The next day, police were again called to the MYA after faculty discovered that someone had used a hammer to break the steps and handrails on three portables at the school and covered the playground in pinecones.
Staff at the school told police that the harassment is becoming more frequent and they believe MYAl is being targeted because "they are a Muslim institution". Staff members told police that in the last year, someone has attempted to set the building on fire, defecated in the school’s front entrance, taped pages of the Koran to the school’s windows and broken in to the building. In January, the report says, an unknown person had 50 pepperoni pizzas delivered to the school.
Police are investigating the incidents as malicious harassment, Washington state's hate crime statute.
The MYA declined to comment on the ongoing harassment.
Laughing Squid posted an explanation of how to use an e-cigarette.
This might be helpful for some of you hardcore smokers out there, but it seems like a whole lot of work to sustain a habit.
Smoking Everywhere E-Cigarette is driven by a micro-electronic technology. The actual cigarette body is made up of 3 parts: a nicotine cartridge, an atomization chamber, a smart chip with a lithium battery. In the front tip of the device there is an operating indicator light, that lights up when you use the Smoking Everywhere E-Cigarette (puff on), just like a real cigarette gets red at the tip while smoking. One of the most attractive part of the Smoking Everywhere E-Cigarette is the atomization chamber device that when puffed on creates a vapor like smoke, just like a real cigarette. This vapor is a result of the nicotine that is found in the cartridge, heating up by the atomizer device and creating vapor smoke, but without any smell of smoking real tobacco. This is what the smoker gets, the nicotine hit that smokers crave, and the smoke like illusion, but without having to smoke a real cigarette.
Quitting would take less effort than continually ordering new nicotine cartridges for the damned thing. But if you're interested, there's more information about the electronic cigarette here.

The WiFi at Uncle Ted Stevens International Airport is free. Of course.
According to this Wikipedia page, 10 years ago today, President Bill Clinton was acquitted by the United States Senate in his impeachment trial. Less than a year later, "he left office with an approval rating at 66%, the highest end of office rating of any president since World War II."
Five years ago today, the city of San Francisco begins issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples in response to a directive from Mayor Gavin Newsom, however:
In August 2004, the California Supreme Court annulled the marriages that Newsom had authorized, as they conflicted with state law at that time. Still, Newsom's unexpected move brought national attention to the issues of gay marriage and gay rights, solidifying political support for Newsom in San Francisco and in the gay community, and causing several other states to change their laws concerning marriage and gay rights
Two hundred years ago today, Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States, was born. Fifty-six years later, John Wilkes Booth shot him in the back of the head during a play at Ford's Theater.
Click here to see what else the wikipedia community thinks happened on February 12.
UPDATE: I had not seen Mr. Golob's Darwin post before writing this one, and, in actuality, had been working on it over the course of the week, but somehow managed to miss that it was also Darwin's birthday. I promise.

A quick review of the politicians who've left Obama and/or the Democrats loitering at the altar:
Bill Richardson
Tom Daschle
Nancy Kileffer
Caroline Kennedy
Judd Gregg
A heroically charitable interpretation: Change has come and new, higher standards are disrupting the typical D.C. shuffle.
But lump in the local scandals from Sam Adams to Rod Blagojevich and it's starting to get embarrassing.
Already, with months and months to go before the filing deadline, a dozen candidates have filed to fill two, possibly three, spots that are being vacated by Seattle City Council members in November. That should be cause for excitement—rarely do so many people take an interest so early in the relatively low-profile (and often dead-end) job of city council member. But the current crop doesn't exactly inspire (and believe me, I'm far from the only City Hall watcher who feels this way). They include:
• Sally Bagshaw, a downtown resident and crusader for the mayor's doomed cut-and-cover tunnel as a board member for Allied Arts. She's raised about $6,300 so far but has spent nearly $19,000—mostly on consulting fees from Linda Mitchell, Christian Sinderman, and the public-speaking coach Michael Shadow—leaving her $15,000 in the red.
•Â UPDATE: Duh, I somehow skipped right over David Bloom, the former Church Council associate director who announced he's running in January. Bloom was one of the co-founders of the Seattle Displacement Coalition and is, like John Fox a big opponent of density and spending on big projects like the Mercer Mess; as such, he would be a natural to replace Licata, whose thinking on most issues is right in line with Bloom's. He's raised more than $10,000, and has barely spent a dime.
• James Donaldson, the former Sonic whose chain of gyms is apparently struggling. (The Seattle branch of Donaldson Fitness shut down late last year). Rumor has it that Donaldson has pissed off some potential supporters who've met him several times by calling them for money and failing to recognize their names. The first person to declare he was running for city council, Donaldson is now rumored to be considering a run for mayor. He's raised about $14,000, but, like Bagshaw, is in the red; McKenna Hartman is his consultant, although Sinderman has also helped him in the past.
• Peter Holmes, a police-accountability watchdog as head of the city's Office of Professional Accountability Review Board, filed too recently to have raised any money so far. In 2006, Holmes sought the council seat vacated by Jim Compton. Although he didn't make the council's final cut, he was on several council members' short lists for a seat that ultimately went to Sally Clark.
• Jessie Israel, a King County parks employee. Although Israel was the first candidate to declare which seat she's seeking, it may not help her much: As a relative unknown, she isn't really staking a claim to the seat; and the incumbent, Nick Licata, still hasn't announced if he's running for reelection. Also not in her favor: She has said she won't take a leave from her job to run for council—an understandable decision, economically, but one that will make it tough for her to compete against opponents who'll be running for office full-time. Unlike other candidates, Israel's in the black, with $6,400 raised and just over $1,000 on hand.
• Tim Killian, a political jack-of-all-trades who's worked for Mark Sidran and as a lobbyist for Seattle strip clubs. Killian has been in the general orbit of city politics forever, but he's the sort of low-key guy I imagine being happier on the sidelines than in the spotlight. On the other hand, he's making the rounds—it's hard to go to a political event without running into him. So far, he's raised just a little under $2,000 and hasn't spent any money to speak of.
• David Miller, a neighborhood activist who used to head up the Maple Leaf Community Council. Miller was in the news most recently for opposing the redevelopment of North Seattle's Waldo Hospital, home to a grove of trees neighbors dubbed the "Waldo Woods." (To read more than you ever wanted to know about that, check out SaveWaldo.org). He's also been an outspoken opponent of other tree-cutting projects. Interestingly, many of his donations are small—as in $2.50 small—which is actually pretty unusual even for grassroots candidates (and will definitely reduce his average contribution, which is a number that often gets trotted out on the campaign trail).
• Mike O'Brien, a Sierra Club activist and (prescient!) opponent of 2007's roads and transit ballot measure. O'Brien's a true-green environmentalist, and a righteous public speaker. However, he definitely pissed off many in the environmental establishment when he (and the Sierra Club) came out against roads and transit, which most enviros supported because they thought people wouldn't support transit without roads. O'Brien's raised about $7,500 so far, most of it from fellow environmentalists and family members.
• Dorsol Plants, another neighborhood activist and chairman of the Highland Park Action Committee, which has opposed the siting of a jail in West Seattle. He has raised $370—$360 of that from himself.
• Robert Rosencrantz, who's run for council enough times now that it seems fair to tag him with the "perennial" label. Still, maybe the third time will be the charm. With Rosencrantz's council mentor, Jan Drago, retiring, the council will lack a small-business representative; Rosencrantz, a landlord whom Drago endorsed in the past, could fit the bill. Of all the candidates so far, Rosencrantz is most deeply in the hole—nearly $20,000, much of that spent on speaking lessons (Shadow again) and campaign setup costs.
• Jordan Royer, son of former mayor Charley Royer, who just this Monday declared he's running for the seat currently held by Richard McIver, who's retiring. Royer's decision to pick a seat makes more sense than Israel's—he's a known quantity who used to work for Mayor Greg Nickels, making the seat pretty much his to lose. I haven't seen Royer speak yet, but folks who have say he that for a former city bureaucrat, he's surprisingly dynamic. On the other hand, his logo sucks: A toss-up! Royer's raised around $7,500, and has about $850 on hand.
• Robert Sondheim, owner of the Rosebud restaurant on Capitol Hill, has been seeking a council seat since 2006, when he also put his name in the running for Compton's old job. In 2007, he ran against Jean Godden and got knocked out in the primary with 12 percent—the lowest of the four candidates running.
It's likely that more candidates (hopefully some more women and people of color) will get into these races, and that people will continue to shift from seat to seat. Everyone's waiting to see what Nick Licata does; one theory has it that he'll announce he isn't running for reelection and lay low until right before the filing deadline, when he'll throw his name into the race for mayor. Even with no money (the council member hasn't raised any cash in a year), Licata has enough name recognition (and popularity among the anybody-but-Nickels crowd) to take 20 percent of the vote without even trying. That could hurt the chances of other potential Nickels opponents, like developer Greg Smith and former council member Peter Steinbrueck; anti-Nickels sentiment may be rampant, but there's only so much of it to go around. Similarly, money may be spread thin this year: With the economy in shambles, people will be giving less cash, to fewer people, meaning the half-a-million-dollar campaigns of years past may be over, for now.
The soft-drink wars just went thermonuclear:
A hardline Hindu organisation, known for its opposition to "corrupting" Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India.The flavour is not yet known, but the...the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.

About a year ago, I wrote about frequently stolen books. The Times just did an unscientific survey to discover the most-stolen book in the United Kingdom. The winner is a street atlas. Also on the top ten list are fantasy novels (Terry Pratchett is the highest-ranking author, but Tolkien and Rowling are right up there, too) and lots of reference books. (Do they not have Google in Great Britain?)
It's a really interesting piece that looks at petty offenders and big-time crooks:
Paranoia or conspiracy? In 2004 a man was jailed after it was revealed that he ran a gang of thieves who stole Lonely Planet travel guides to order. He had sold an estimated 35,000 stolen books a year.In April last year, a Glasgow man was jailed for 26 months for selling stolen books worth £50,000 on eBay, under the pseudonym “easypeesy”. Gary Little, 44, admitted taking the books when he was working as a forklift truck driver at a HarperCollins publishing plant. When an annoyed book trader found deluxe bound editions of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Silmarillion collection, which usually sold for £100, on offer at £30, he contacted Little's bosses and the jig was up.
Happy 200th birthday, Darwin.
Darwin's major accomplishment was to condense a lot of thought on the origins of life into two basic concepts: new traits arise randomly (mutation) and the most adaptive of these new traits would become dominant in the population (natural selection)—forming the first cohesive theory of evolution.
For proof, in these early days, we had Darwin's observations on the Galapagos Islands and the fossil records showing the rise of new traits in the living population to match changes in or introductions to new environments.
Building off of Darwin's ideas of natural selection and mutation generating new traits came Mendel, and his conception of genetics, a systematic way by which traits are passed from parents to children. Mendel's genes passed unchanged from parent to child cause traits of living things. An individual has two copies of each gene, one from each parent. If you have a mixture of genes for a trait, one of these genes can dominate over the other, hiding the weaker recessive gene's trait for the generation.
Watson, Crick, Wilkins and Franklin's discovery of the structure of DNA in the 1950's gave genes a physical manifestation—understandable with fairly simple chemistry. The central dogma of biology followed shortly after, in which DNA encoding for genes is transcribed into messenger RNA and in turn proteins that cause the traits first observed by Darwin hundreds of years before.
Human understanding of life has come in these spurts, separated by decades of consolidation and grappling with new data or new ways of thinking about biology. We're, right now, in midst of another spurt in our understanding of life.

It's Lincoln's birthday once again, and as is semi-long-standing tradition, a score or so of local men have been growing Lincolnesque beards and will celebrate tonight by dressing as their hero and getting extremely intoxicated. New this year: The Lincolns have a van (with a non-extremely-intoxicated driver), making them more mobile than ever and possibly marauding at a bar near you:
well be starting in Georgetown, making our way to alibi, can can and green room at showbox then up to [Capitol] hill around 11... We plan to hit moe bar, cha cha and havana at the end for dancing, probably around 12 or 1230...
[Spelling &etc. are not the Lincolns' strong point.]
Here is "the best photo from last year":

One would not want to run into this Lincoln in a dark alley.
Sorry to get all "kids say the darnedest things" on your asses, but this cannot be denied.
Thank you, Slog tipper Adam.
From the emails:
DuPont, WA — Feb. 12, 2009 — Your Better Business Bureau is warning Western Washington consumers to be cautious concerning StoresOnline, Inc. who is planning a conference in the area and has confused consumers in the past.
Your BBB has been informed that StoresOnline, Inc. is planning conferences Feb. 24, Feb. 26 and Feb. 28 at the Hilton near Sea-Tac Airport.
StoresOnline, Inc. had 633 complaints with their local BBB in the past 36 months. In 2008 alone, government actions were taken against this business in five different states.
StoresOnline, Inc., also known as Galaxy Mall Inc., Internet Marketing Conference, Imergent Inc. and Express Village, often advertises their conferences as free. The company markets “e-services” to those intending to do business on the Internet. Consumers normally receive a VIP invitation for the conference in the mail offering a free meal and gift. Following the 90-minute conference, attendees are often urged to sign up for a one-day workshop which requires a fee. According to the BBB Reliability Report, this company has received complaints concerning information provided at workshops, the refund policy, customer service, and optional coaching services provided by a separate company.
So stay away from that Galaxy Mall.
The Onion on new fatherhood. (Thank you, Mary!)
UPDATE: This is, obviously, not visual art. But I do not want to remove the post and post again.

Yes, obviously.
But you know how a pine nut also looks like a tick?

Yes, obviously!!! This fact sometimes interferes with my ability to eat and enjoy pine nuts.
Seriously.
The Seattle Displacement Coalition's John Fox sent out a gleeful email this morning thanking the city of Seattle for opposing Rep. Sharon Nelson's (D-34) transit-oriented communities bill, which would allow densities of up to 50 units per acre on lots directly adjacent to light rail stops. As usual, Fox's email contains so many distortions it deserves to be looked at point by point.
Seattle officials say Futurewise's 50 units per acre mandate should be dropped from HB 1490
Fox launches right into his letter with a typically misleading headline. The bill, which is being pushed by the environmental organization FutureWise, wouldn't mandate that builders build 50 units of housing per acre. No legislation can force development to happen. What it does mandate is that around transit stations, and around transit stations only, the allowable net density (more on that in a minute) must be 50 units per acre.
(This bill would require Seattle and other cities to upzone for 17000-20,000 units (50 units per acre) within a one-half mile radius of each light rail or rapid bus transit station in their community - at least 45 such stations around the region. There are six such stations planned for SE Seattle where thousands of low income housing units are located - most occupied predominantly by people of color - and all would be threatened by the upzones mandated by this bill).
While there are indeed (actually 42) stations planned around the region, only 16 of those are in Seattle. Of those, five are in Southeast Seattle. Many are already zoned for the densities Futurewise is requesting. Right next to the Othello station, within the existing zoning, developers are working on a six-story project that will have a density of 175 units per acre. In Northgate, the number of units you could currently build per acre is nearly 100. And the area within a half-mile of the Mount Baker station has existing capacity for nearly 18,000 units, or 55 units per acre. Here's what a typical residential block near the station looks like now:

For comparison, here's Belltown, whose densities Fox claims Futurewise wants to force on Southeast Seattle:

In reality, a typical Belltown block has a density more than four times greater than what Nelson and Futurewise are proposing.
Back to Fox:
[The] City also wonders what the bill means by "allowable density" and "net density" and calls for (as we have done) language that clarified exactly what these terms mean (this is needed only if the 50 unit per acre mandates remain).
That's a good question. Fortunately, the answer is actually pretty simple, as Dan Bertolet at Hugeasscity has illustrated: Net density, which is what we're talking about when we say "50 units per acre," refers to the total number of housing units divided by the size of the lots they're on. Gross density, which Fox cites to demonstrate that 50 units per acre would represent a massive upzone, divides the total number of units by everything—streets, medians, sidewalks, parks, everything. It's inherently misleading. As Bertolet has documented ably here, a typical single-family block has a gross density of about 6.5 units per acre; look at the actual developable land, however, and you get a net density of around 10 units per acre. Up that to a little more than 50, and you get Rainier Vista, which has a net density of about 66 units per acre. So when we talk about densities of 50 units per acre, we're really talking about three-story buildings, not 20-story condo towers.
Fox again:
Their letter also provides estimates of capacities for several TOD areas which directly brings into question Futurewise assumption that these areas already are zoned for 50 units per acre. The city's letter says current capacities around most TOD's in our nabe's are well below that threshold ...Given that the bill lacks adequate measures to mitigate the impact that these increased densities would have on existing low income housing, such upzones would greatly accelerate levels of displacement within these communities and especially in low income and multi-racial communities in SE Seattle where the gap between current density and densities allowed under the upzones would be the greatest.
The city's letter does include much lower densities than Futurewise's estimates. That's because the city comes up with "assumed housing density" numbers by looking at what sort of development a neighborhood has already experienced—not what sort of development is allowed. And some of their assumptions are way off. For example, the city assumes that only half the space in new developments is residential (the other half is assumed to be office or retail). But most new developments include several stories of apartments (or condos) above one story of retail. Another example: In Southeast Seattle, the allowable density on any single-family lot is two units—one single-family house, and one mother-in-law apartment. But because those aren't that common, the city just doesn't include them. It's no wonder their density numbers are way lower than Futurewise's, which represent what's actually allowed.
Most existing low income housing will not be lost due to demolition - not initially - but due to increased land values accompanying upzones mandated by the bill and added speculative activity - buying and selling - that drives rents up and longtime residents out.
Well, here we are again. Speculation—"buying and selling"—is happening anyway. People buy and sell houses; density increases. That's how cities work. Focusing that density near transit stops—and providing affordable housing in the process, although Fox doesn't think the legislation goes far enough—just makes sense. Futurewise's bill acknowledges the inevitable (you can't stop people from moving here) and channels that growth in a smart way: Around transit stations that allow people to live and work in the region without being completely dependent on their cars.

In honor of Charles Darwin's birthday, why not take a stroll down evolutionary lane with Devolve Me, the website that lets you upload a photo of yourself and see what you would've looked like several million years ago? The pic to the right is, of course, the Ape-Time Mona Lisa. And here's Jesus Ape!:

Thank you, Towleroad.