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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

University of Maryland

Posted by on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 8:57 PM

Some of the questions asked by the students at UM tonight...

My really unpopular sexblog only gets hits to one obscure post on armpit fetishes. How popular is this fetish?

Is monogamy "normal"?

Fisting: Yes or No?

I'm a lesbian and my girlfriend is bisexual and wants to have a threesome with a man. This makes me nervous. What should I do?

When my boyfriend goes down on me, he leaves behind copious amounts of saliva. Could this be bad for my vaginal health?

There's this guy who likes me and I have no interest in him. I had a talk with him to let him know but he cried when I told him. How can I get him to stop?

Some of my answers: if there were tons of stuff online about armpits then your unpopular sexblog's single obscure post about armpit fetishes wouldn't get any more traffic than your other obscure posts, so we can infer that it's not too popular; normal, yes, natural, no; not now, I'm giving a talk; take a Xanax or date a lesbian; saliva is acidic and could dissolve your vagina; he's still crying?

 

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1
Your armpit logic makes no sense.
Posted by stinkbug on February 11, 2009 at 9:33 PM
2
What if he cries in her vagina?
Posted by Heather on February 11, 2009 at 9:44 PM
3
So do long road trips make Dan cranky?
Posted by cdc on February 11, 2009 at 10:02 PM
4
Haha, these posts from the road make me happy. Please keep em up.
Posted by Travis on February 11, 2009 at 10:34 PM
5
Dan's absolutely right. That's what happened to my vagina. It just melted away.
Posted by vaginaless in Seattle on February 11, 2009 at 10:35 PM
6
When I had a lover who left copious amounts of saliva, I also wound up with a yeast infection.

Not saying there's proof of a connection, just sayin'.
Posted by that's personal on February 11, 2009 at 10:41 PM
7
In regards to the saliva/vagina melting...Don't you mean "melt your vulva?"

Also, just tell the boy to suck and swallow.
Posted by dwight moody on February 11, 2009 at 10:43 PM
8
@7: or get a dog for cleanup.
Posted by BestBeforeEnd on February 11, 2009 at 10:57 PM
9
I thought the question about cock rings was pretty amusing and daring! After the lecture tonight, my friend made a very interesting observation on facebook about our school: "I'll be honest it was primarily questions about butt plugs, fisting, anal virginity, etc. Come to think of it, If you had never been on the UMD campus before, you might have come away thinking that my school was all butt sex all the time."

Also, one more thing, your answer to my question totally made my night, if not my week. To say the least, it was the confirmation that I've been looking for. Not just that I am doing the right things (ie - spending time with friends, not being bitter about my singleness), but that someday guys will wake up and pay attention to me and girls in similar situations to mine. It's a great comfort to know that my someday does exist.
Posted by Megan on February 11, 2009 at 11:17 PM
10
Dan, I am really looking forward to cranky, pissed-off gay dude here in Anchorage tomorrow.

See you in about 20 hours!
Posted by Area Man on February 11, 2009 at 11:22 PM
11
my mom wanted to know what i was laughing at.
me: you don't want to know.
she: [staring wordlessly]
me: it's the slog.
she: [staring wordlessly]
me: sometimes the slog is gross.
she: oh.
Posted by area woman on February 11, 2009 at 11:31 PM
12
I love it Dan! The whole reason I kept reading savage love was because you never took yourself or your work (sex columnist?!? come ON!) too seriously.
Just keep it up, keep it funny, and keep it interesting! You've got that talent, keep it moving!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 11, 2009 at 11:52 PM
13
I am loving these posts.
Posted by Darcy on February 11, 2009 at 11:53 PM
14
Instead of all these loser rant questions, how about answering some good ones.

1. Where are all the attractive girls in Seattle?

2. How does Seattle rates compare to other cities? Less, more, a bargain?

3. Has the housing crisis and deflation affected the going rate for "the basics" ?
Posted by Real Guys Want To Know! on February 12, 2009 at 12:01 AM
15
@1--armpit logic makes perfect sense, it's what I thought when I first saw it. Or you could theorize that there's some demand, but very short supply, and that's why the blog gets hits--but at the rate porn expands to fill every possible demand, I doubt that.

Laughed out lout to the answers to fisting and crying guy.
Posted by lymerae on February 12, 2009 at 5:25 AM
16
Now that Obama has returned Science and Reason to America will we get factual information about the medical consequences of anal intercourse?
Posted by infoemed choice is the best kind on February 12, 2009 at 6:18 AM
17
I am very annoyed that I had rehearsal and couldn't make it to see Dan. I am sure Dan will be glad that our production of Iolanthe will be marginally better because I didn't skip rehearsal to see him.
Posted by clearlyhere on February 12, 2009 at 6:41 AM
18
Where were you when I was in college?

Then again, I went to a Catholic college, so you wouldn't have been invited anyway...
Posted by Sheryl on February 12, 2009 at 7:40 AM
19
I love these posts, too.
Posted by Patti on February 12, 2009 at 8:11 AM
20
Why do you bunch up your answers at the end of your post instead of placing them after each quote? Are you trying to be clever or are you that inept at using quotes on the internet?
Posted by jack on February 12, 2009 at 8:37 AM
21
Be patient. I'm only just starting to get the hang of this blogging thing.
Posted by Dan Savage on February 12, 2009 at 8:47 AM
22
These posts are the best thing on Slog right now.
Posted by Nick on February 12, 2009 at 8:49 AM
23
Thanks for the laughs this morning!
Posted by kim in portland (formally just kim) on February 12, 2009 at 8:55 AM
24
22 cont

And they are total shit but compared to the rest of slog it's not so bad.
Posted by Nick on February 12, 2009 at 9:21 AM
25
Oh, I'm so excited for today! I think I'm going to pee my pants.
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on February 12, 2009 at 11:02 AM
26
@21 :-)
Posted by ary on February 12, 2009 at 11:52 AM
27
Put a towel under your ass before your bf goes down on you, and the drool won't be a problem.
Posted by Pam on February 12, 2009 at 5:45 PM

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