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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Breast Food

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 2:22 PM

See mama Salma Hayek breastfeeding...

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...hungry Africa.

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I wondered how long it would take for this story to pop up on Charles' jizz-streaked radar.
Posted by Google Alert for "Breast" on February 11, 2009 at 2:43 PM
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Still trying to come up with the perfect joke about rehearsing for Grapes of Wrath. bbl.
Posted by leek on February 11, 2009 at 2:46 PM
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Damnit, I was beaten to Muh Dik
Posted by Cause this was a classic "Muh Dick" post on February 11, 2009 at 2:48 PM
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... Kay.
Posted by Greg on February 11, 2009 at 2:50 PM
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Forget hungry Africa. What about hungry me?
Posted by horny milkman on February 11, 2009 at 2:57 PM
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Breastfeeding is not sexual; it's for nourishment. Just because a hot lady is doing it, does not mean that it's a sexual act, or something to be looked upon lustfully.

Posting a link to the video wouldn't be a big deal if there wasn't an overtly sexual, non-breastfeeding photo attached to it. Things like this are the reason mothers feel uncomfortable in public when their baby needs to eat, and that asshats at Facebook say it's obscene to post a picture of a nursing infant.
Posted by Aislinn on February 11, 2009 at 3:05 PM
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Oh man, why are all teh women whipping them out to breass feed in Seattle always the fugly, granola crunching, no makeup, no shaving, big ass in tight pants type?

"Breastfeeding is not sexual"

Well if you fugly, I can guarantee it's not. But if you're a yummy mummy, I beg to differ.
Posted by Freebie on February 11, 2009 at 3:09 PM
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"Things like this are the reason mothers feel uncomfortable in public when their baby needs to eat"

Not because their boob is hanging out? Because that's what makes me uncomfortable about it. Shitting is natural too, but I don't do it in public.
Posted by Stoppin ze throwinze on February 11, 2009 at 3:11 PM
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@10: With a nursing bra on a blanket thrown over the baby and shoulder, there's no boob hanging out. It's leering dudes who make the situation uncomfortable, not hungry babies.

Shitting isn't generally as urgent a need as a screaming infant.
Posted by Aislinn on February 11, 2009 at 3:24 PM
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I didn't even have to look to know that this was a Charles "Breastophile" Mudede post...
Posted by michael strangeways on February 11, 2009 at 3:41 PM
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he hated pregnant women but he loves when they whip they tits out to feed they spawn, AMIRITE MUHDIK-EDE?
Posted by Lake on February 11, 2009 at 3:46 PM
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fuck charles, the misogynistic, sexist, over-sexed, sex-obsessed, ANNOYING pig.
Posted by onion on February 11, 2009 at 3:59 PM
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@11 for the win.
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 11, 2009 at 4:12 PM
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@11 "Shitting isn't generally as urgent a need..."

Maybe not GENERALLY.
Posted by IBS/Crohn's/colitis victims for public-shitting rights! on February 11, 2009 at 5:28 PM
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Forget about Sierra Leone! What about the brothers in the States!!!

I'm first in line.
Posted by Deandrae on February 11, 2009 at 5:53 PM
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@11: My child is 11 months old and still breastfeeding. I agree that it's perfectly acceptable in public and once the baby latches on, there's nothing to see.
Posted by extended breastfeeder on February 11, 2009 at 6:42 PM
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Charles, it's a wonder any woman has ever let you touch her. I can only assume that your attitude towards women has some redeeming qualities that aren't (remotely) obvious in your slog posts. Or you've just been with a lot of masochistic women. Still. You're appalling.
Posted by Judah on February 11, 2009 at 6:52 PM
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why the fuck is charles still here? being that we're in a recession and all, i think it’s high time the stranger started trimming the fat.

it truly seems his only purpose is to instigate tit controversy. don't we get enough of that in every other mediocre, mainstream publication?
Posted by tiffany on February 11, 2009 at 7:23 PM
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now that i think about it, what a damned beautiful thing for her to do. asshole charles is just jealous that he couldn't do something like that.

and for a newborn - at that age they desperately need the milk to establish a healthy immune system and a healthy gut fauna. if the baby's mom couldn't give it to him, it was pretty cool that he get it from someone else.

i'm a bit biased, but women kinda rock sometimes.
Posted by onion on February 11, 2009 at 10:18 PM
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I want to see a remake of "Wish You Were Here" with Charles in the Emily Lloyd role, and Sophia Loren as the old lech who has her way with him (or vice versa), and then at the end on the pier instead of "I LOVE WILLIES!" it's "I LOVE TITTIES!"

I think it's incredibly awesome that in Strangerland every since sexual fetish and hobby is entirely OK except heterosexual men getting off on female secondary sexual characteristics, which evidently make us misogynists or something (though of course if Charles likes skinny women the way Dan likes skinny men, who *knows* what people would say...)

Though I myself am more into a curvy set of hips than big breasts. To each their own, which I thought was the point around here...
Posted by Big Sven on February 11, 2009 at 10:41 PM
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tits - ho hum

love nursing moms - the most natural thing on the planet among any species

momma milk is the perfect food for those babies - get real Puritans
Posted by Aaron on February 12, 2009 at 6:18 AM

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