State senator Jeanne Kohl-Welles (D-36) introduced a bill this morning that, if passed, would expand the rules for impounding vehicles used to pick up a prostitute. The existing law is too narrow, apparently, as it applies only to “vehicles” and “motor vehicles.” Senate Bill 5934 would replace those words with “conveyance,” a term that generally applies to aircraft, boats, and other forms of transportation. When asked about the impetus for the bill, a staffer for Kohl-Welles office said the bill is designed to broaden the language to include bicycles and boats.
The law would only apply in designated high-prostitution areas, marked with signs. How many of those areas include waterways could not be immediately confirmed. Nor could the number of Johns who pick up prostitutes using one of these:

Reporters for daily newspapers make a moral virtue of getting "both sides of the story" in the service of objectivity. So where was the other side of the pot-bust story? Where were the answers to the obvious questions: How much did the raids cost? Do the defendants (or the organizations that speak for them) have anything to say about them? Are armed raids on private residences the best way to apprehend lawbreakers?
Reporters for daily newspapers make a moral virtue of getting "both sides of the story" in the service of objectivity. So where was the other side of the foie gras story? Where were the answers to the obvious questions: Is foie gras really humanely produced? Do the defendants (or the organizations that speak against foie gras) have anything to say about it? Should they really be quoting foie gras producers and Anthony Bourdain as proof of humane production?
For the record, nobody expects Chittim to run a marijuana legalization advocacy piece—only that he (and other MSM reporters) stop reciting the same bullshit scare lines that originate from the White House. Until then, he’s a stupid fucking credulous hack.
For the record, nobody expects Clement to run a foie gras ban advocacy piece—only that she (and other Stranger reporters) stop reciting the same bullshit lines that originate from Anthony Bourdain and foie gras producers. Until then, she’s a stupid fucking credulous hack.
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