Every couple of months, I like to do a Funny Book Review Revue in the book section. This week's book section wasn't big enough for all the comics we've gotten in the last month or so, though, and so I'm going to review the excess here on Slog.
I'm at the end of my rope with Jeffrey Brown. He's either doing autobiographical comics or he's doing lame superhero parodies that Shannon Wheeler did better ten years ago. Sulk appears to be a regular series by Brown. Each one is about ten bucks.
Issue # 1 is more superhero parodies starring Brown's annoying character, Bighead. You should read his earlier book, Bighead, if you're interested in this sort of thing. But there's no reason for him to explore this "character" any further.
I should like Issue # 2 more than I do, because it's a change of pace for Brown. Instead of writing about himself—even Bighead is kind of autobiography—Brown writes about an Ultimate Fighting Championship match. For 80 pages. I didn't think he'd do anything more dull than he's already done, but I was wrong. Perhaps if you're into mixed martial arts or UFC or any of those other things, you'll enjoy this comic; I sure as fuck didn't.
Shepard Fairey, 38, was arrested en route to an opening party for his first solo art exhibition on two outstanding warrants for property damage by graffiti, Boston police said...The graffiti artist is no stranger to law enforcement. In a recent interview, Fairey told the Boston Globe he has been arrested at least 14 times.
This week in the book section, Jonah Spangenthal-Lee and I look at a whole bunch of different comics:
There's a neat little import:
This French comic reads very much like a lost Tintin adventure, if Tintin were a virginal dominatrix working in a brothel plagued by a serial killer.
Something extra creepy:
When EC Comics' Tales from the Crypt died at the hands of crazed parents, Senate subcommittees, and the Comics Code Authority, horror comics took a dirt nap for nearly a decade. Thankfully, Warren Publishing picked up exactly where EC left off, pumping out books like Blazing Combat, Eerie, and Creepy in the mid-'60s.
A comic book about the Joker that barely includes Batman:
Then Ronald Reagan happened, and Batman comics got all dark and miserable.
A comic that adapts I Saw U ads:
There are a few variations on the idea that men who place missed-connection ads are creepy, balding, old, and fat, but a few artists play up the romantic angle to great effect. Adam Kidder's cartoon is a two-decade-long odyssey involving a dead grandmother. Cathy Leamy magically transforms a colonoscopy into something adorable. Kazimir Strzepek tells a tragic mini-romantic-epic about how missing the 43 bus to the U-District can change a life.
And a sad Vertigo comic book:
Look. I liked Sandman as much as any self-respecting comic-book nerd. But looking back now, I'd be perfectly willing to somehow make it so Neil Gaiman never wrote that comic book, just so DC's mature-reader line didn't read like a orgy of Sandman fan fiction.
I hope you'll read the whole thing.

The Northwest Animal Rights Network held a protest against foie gras outside Capitol Hill restaurant Lark last night from 7 to 8 p.m. About a dozen people were lined up on the sidewalk facing Lark's large windows, chanting slogans about death. One protester wore a goose (or duck?) costume. Patrons inside ignored the hubbub, while the host stood looking grim with arms folded.
NARN intends to protest at Lark "EVERY FRIDAY 7-8PM UNTIL THEY REMOVE FOIE GRAS FROM THE MENU." Lark chef/owner John Sundstrom has not yet returned a call for comment.
UPDATE: Sundstrom's reponse now posted.
Last weekend PBS aired Rick Steves's show on the Dordogne region of France, in which he visits a goose farm in the unbelievably beautiful countryside and watches geese being force-fed. The process is shown, briefly: The farmer grabbing a goose, sticking a long tube down its gullet, holding it for a moment, then removing the tube. The goose then just waddled away. It did not appear at all traumatic and was not particularly troubling to watch—if you've spent any time on a farm or ranch, you've seen "worse" (e.g., butchering, branding, castrating). Video of the segment doesn't seem to be available on the internet, but here's a piece Steves wrote about the experience.
Denis rhythmically grabs a goose by the neck, pulls him under his leg and stretches him up, slides the tube down to the belly, and fills it with corn. He pulls the trigger to squirt the corn, slowly slides the tube up the neck and out, holds the beak shut for a few seconds, lets that goose go, and grabs the next....Nathalie meets tourists — mostly French families — who show up each evening at 6:00 to see how their beloved foie gras is made. The groups stroll the idyllic farm as Nathalie explains how they raise a thousand geese a year. She stresses the key to top-quality foie gras is happy geese raised on quality food in an unstressed environment. They need quality corn and the same feeder.
I join the group as scatter seed for the baby geese. We stroll into the grassy back lot where the older geese run free. Backlit by the low early-evening sun, they glow in rich colors....
Nathalie, like other French enthusiasts of la gavage, says that while their animals are calm, in no pain, and are designed to take in food this manner, American farm animals are typically kept in little boxes and fed chemicals and hormones to get fat. Most battery chickens in the US live less than two months and are plumped with hormones. Her geese are free range and live six months.
Dordogne geese live lives at least as comfy as other farm animals (that people so upset with the foie gras process have no problem eating) and are slaughtered as humanely as any non-human can expect in this food-chain existence.
On the program, Steves proceeds from the goose farm to a restaurant with a patio on the world's most picturesque river, where he eats three kinds of foie gras and looks damn happy about it.
Groups like NARN should focus on larger issues—the practices and environmental impact of giant agricultural corporations like Tyson and Hormel, for instance. Other animals are suffering; geese raised for foie gras, humanely treated, are not.
Photo from www.ricksteves.com.
You know those Holocaust-denying clergy that Pope Benedict welcomed back into the church?
They were members of the Society of Saint Pius X (which has since booted one of the Holocaust-denying priests to protect the order's reputation) whose website features the marvelously titled article "Defense of the Inquisition."
The Inquisition wasn't so bad, you see, because "saints who lived in the era of the Inquisition never criticized it, except to complain that it did not repress heresy severely enough."
Right?
How does one account for the fact that the Church has canonized no less than four Grand Inquisitors: Peter the Martyr (d. 1252), John Capistran (d. 1456), Peter Arbues (d. 1485) and Pius V (d. 1572)?
RIGHT?
One will work in vain in proving that the Inquisition was not as terrible as it was believed to be. That will not convince the modern mind, since it is the principle of religious intolerance as such which is unacceptable today... But if the Church recognizes the freedom of conscience of the individual in his innermost heart, if the individual is free, at the risk of his salvation, to refuse the faith, it does not follow that he can propagate his errors and thus lead other souls to hell. So, the Church respects the freedom of conscience of individuals, but not the freedom of expression of false doctrines.
RIGHT??!!
And my favorite:
Certainly one must not propose the re-establishment of the Inquisition. Now it is too late. The Inquisition can only be effective in a society which is already profoundly Christian. It is a defensive weapon, which is of no use in restoring the world to the Faith. Today’s Church is at the stage of the Reconquista.But if there is not occasion to restore the Inquisition, one must certainly rehabilitate it in the eyes of history.
The Holocaust didn't happen. The Inquisition wasn't so bad. Please make a note of it.
Thanks to Slog tipper Ryan.
My boyfriend just forwarded me your article from, eh hem, the stranger, that offers suggestions on "10 things theaters need to do to save themselves". I will be up there this weekend visiting. I would love to sit and talk to you about your article and how demoralizing and uninformed your ideas are. For one thing, you should start by spelling it correctly. It's "theatre" not "theater". We are not talking about a multiplex in Renton.
Courtesy of Mark F from East Bay, California.
Hello! There's a bunch of stuff in the film section this week:

At the Varsity, you can watch the Oscar nominated short films (animated and live action) on the big screen. Some are interesting, some are cute, some not:
New Boy is about a boy who moves to Ireland from mystical Africa. And the other kids bully him, and he has daydreams about his dusty African classroom and one of those generic men with a machine gun who's always menacing people in movies that are sort of lazily about Africa, and the Irish teacher is all "Jaaay-sis Mehrry 'n' Jhoooooseph!" and then the end.
Paul Constant luuuuuuurves Coraline:
Neil Gaiman's young-adult novel Coraline is a fun, creepy read. A girl named Coraline, feeling neglected by her busy parents, goes through a hidden door in her new home and meets her adoring Other Mother, who soon proves to be a malevolent force. It's the kind of book that feels as though it taps into the weird place in the collective unconscious where fairy tales originate. The animated film version of Coraline does the unthinkable: It surpasses the book in almost every way.
He also has high praise for Chocolate, which plays tonight (YOUR ONLY CHANCE!) at the Egyptian midnight movie:
Certainly someone, somewhere, must be offended by the premise of Chocolate. An autistic girl learns karate by watching kung-fu movies on television and then, after learning that her mother doesn't have the money for chemotherapy, she goes on a rampage to collect from debtors. Surely this autism-fu is insensitive—the American trailer says, "From the people who brought you Ong-Bak, comes a special-needs girl with a special need to kick some ass"—but it's also the premise for one of the best kung-fu movies to be released in America in recent memory.
Jen Graves's mind is blown by the women of Liberia in Pray the Devil Back to Hell:
Want something done? Call the women of Liberia. In the documentary Pray the Devil Back to Hell, every few minutes brings a new chapter in their inspiring fight to end the civil war that ruined their lives for years: daughters raped, husbands' heads gradually sawed off before their eyes, children nearly starved every day of their lives. In 2002 the women join together, Muslims and Christians, and lobby their respective religious leaders against President Charles Taylor's regime and the equally abusive opposing faction of rebel warlords. When the peace talks—held in Ghana—languish and war at home escalates, the women rise up in Ghana. They join arms around the site to lock in the negotiators and threaten to strip naked (it is a curse to see your mother naked in Liberia)—and then, with the whole world watching, the men accept the women's two-week deadline. Taylor goes into exile. In 2005, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf is elected president of Liberia. She is the first woman to be elected head of state in Africa. The women of Liberia have rocked their entire continent.
Charles Mudede recommends I, Pierre Rivière and Back to Normandy at the Northwest Film Forum:
The best way to go about this is to first read Michel Foucault book, Moi, Pierre Rivière, which concerns a terrible document of a terrible crime that happened at the moment, 1835, that modern psychiatry, criminology, and psychology were born in France. In the murders committed by Pierre Rivière (he killed three members of his family), his almost rational confession/explanation of the crime, and the state’s response to his brutal case—in all of this Foucault, the philosopher of “ruptures,” saw a breaking point: a point at which our current world of crime and punishment broke with the old one. After reading the book, one should watch René Allio’s movie, I, Pierre Rivière, which was made in 1976 and dramatizes the rural murders. Lastly, there is Back to Normandy, a documentary about the making of I, Pierre Rivière. Here Foucault’s book, Allio’s movie, and a real farming community that participated in the film add dark layers to Pierre Rivière document.
And I like the slow, geeky Antarctica documentary Ice People at the Grand Illusion:
Is anything weirder, more interesting, and fraught with potential than places where humans never go? In Ice People, Antarctic geologists—tiny people in big landscapes—dig holes, sip coffee, watch the clock, weather windstorms, pour urine into a urine funnel, climb huge mountains you’ve never heard of, and try to uncover the mysteries of Antarctica’s Dry Valleys. “You have to take yourself out of your human world and put yourself in the geology world,” says one scientist, quietly (everything is quiet). “And now I’m just rocks and tills and glaciers.”
Things to disregard: Push ("a travelogue of the most beautiful hotels, markets, and restaurants of Hong Kong—with a bunch of actors running around, waving their hands in ridiculous ways, and mucking up the shot"); The Uninvited ("a mélange of lameness, some kind of bad-movie casserole"); Fan Boys ("an awful movie on so many levels that it's difficult to choose one facet of awfulness to begin with").
And in Concessions, I attended a fancy SIFF/Gucci party:
I cornered SIFF Cinema's publicist to get to the bottom of things. He told me that Gucci is one of SIFF's major sponsors this year, and then he said something about a foundation that had something to do with Martin Scorsese, and then he said he didn't know how to pronounce "Scorsese" even though he had done it correctly only moments before.
This is getting ridiculously long, so for all your other Limited Runs and Movie Times needs, check our film page here. It's a good weekend for the movies. Hop to it.
Goldeneye: It's back. Until someone sends a cease and desist letter, anyway. The latest version of Goldeneye Source, a PC version made by fans, went live this morning. (Grab it here, read install instructions here.) For a fan project, this is a beaut, and first impressions of the deathmatch-only remake have been mostly outstanding (except, well, slaps could be louder).
What made Goldeneye a dorm room smash in the late '90s still holds true here—there's less hopping and flailing around, or hiding in nooks, compared to intimidating shooters like Quake or Halo. More navigating through pillar-filled rooms, more use of non sci-fi gear. By default, the game will dump you into 16-player matches, something Goldeneye was never equipped for, but loading up a 4-6 player fracas has proven authentic enough.
Rubik's 360: The first new Erno Rubik game in a long time debuted this week at some toy fair. No, it's not an Xbox 360 version. Some site called it a "21st century upgrade" to the Cube (what, none of these were?), but it's merely a complicated mod to the old toy where you slide a little ball around until it falls into a peg.
As a momentum/rotation puzzle, it seems interesting enough, but Rubik's Cube was successful as much for the nerdy/mathy stuff as it was about its tactile nature. The latter is lacking here in a huge way.
There's also this video interview with Mr. Rubik. Not much interesting about the conversation, but I was weirded out by how the video editors focus on his fingers as he clutches the cube, his old hands shaking as they rotate blocks back and forth. Are they trying to elicit pity? Nostalgia? A grand statement about how this man's life boils down to a little, colored, plastic cube? Beats me—never could solve those things.
The new head of the GOP under investigation for fraud.
Michael S. Steele, the newly elected chairman of the Republican National Committee, arranged for his 2006 Senate campaign to pay a defunct company run by his sister for services that were never performed, his finance chairman from that campaign has told federal prosecutors.
This morning I was listening to Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me on KUOW—yeah yeah... don't ream me—and host Peter Sagal trotted out the GOP's latest UNTP (that's "Uppity Nigger" Talking Point"): Barack Obama was photographed in the Oval Office during his first full day on the job without a jacket. George W. Bush—who worked so hard to restore honor and dignity to the office—had a very strict rule about that: no one was allowed in the Oval Office without a jacket and tie. Even on weekends! And Bush enforced this dress code because he believed that lolling about the Oval Office in informal attire showed a lack of respect for the office of the presidency, the American people, past and future presidents, blah de blah blah. Former Bush Chief of Staff Andrew Card has been the point person for the latest UNTP. And Sagal—a card-carrying member of the liberal media—regurgitated Card's UNTP this morning: Unlike George W. Bush—who had some respect for the presidency—this Barack Obama person doesn't wear a jacket in the Oval Office.
Ahem:

That's George W. Bush sitting in the Oval Office WITHOUT A JACKET ON. And guess who else Huffington Post caught in the Oval Office without a jacket?

That's St. Ronald of California, of course, and not only isn't St. Ronald wearing a jacket, he's also not wearing a tie—and are those JEANS?!? Huffington Post also has pictures of JFK, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton at work in the Oval Office without jackets on. The media needs to stop peddling this UNTP and fact check future UNTPs before helping to disseminate them. Remember: they lie. About big things, about little things, about pretty much everything.
Every couple of months, I like to do a Funny Book Review Revue in the book section. This week's book section wasn't big enough for all the comics we've gotten in the last month or so, though, and so I'm going to review the excess here on Slog.
Moresukine is a great idea: In 2006, Dirk Schwieger moved to Tokyo. He created a blog, asking people to tell him what to do in his new city. He then illustrated the assignments in his Moleskine (or Moresukine, in Japanese) notebook and posted them to his blog.
This is a really interesting way to do a travel memoir, but unfortunately it's more fun to read the comics on the blog, in all their lovely sketchy glory—Schwieger would just scan the books directly into each post, and the effect was charming. There's some additional material in the book, mainly comics by other cartoonists about Japanese stuff, but I'd have to say go with the blog on this one.
Art
Artist and zinester Esther Pearl Watson created her signature character—Tammy Pierce, an angsty high-school girl forever stuck in the 1980s—after finding a teenager's diary in a gas-station bathroom. Watson's new graphic novel, Unlovable, compiles the beautifully crude Tammy Pierce saga (long-running in Bust magazine) and shoves it into a sparkly blue hardcover book. At her first-ever art exhibition in Seattle, Watson will be on hand to sign copies of Unlovable, while Rusty Willoughby serenades her with song. (Fantagraphics Bookstore & Gallery, 1201 S Vale St, 658-0110. 6–9 pm, free.) KELLY O
There is a whole lot going on today, including a tour of a hydroelectric power plant that started about fifteen minutes ago.
All day at Seattle University, there's a forum called "Search for Meaning." The highlight of the forum is a discussion between Sherman Alexie and James Wellman on faith and America. This oughta be good. More information is here.
Seattle Mystery Book Shop is hosting Ann Rule and Leslie Rule. The Stranger Beside Me is Rule's greatest book, and maybe the best true crime book since In Cold Blood, but in a totally different way. I wrote an adoring piece about her here. Her daughter writes books about ghosts. At the same time across town, there is a lecture on how to make your own biodiesel.
Up at Greenlake Public Library, there's a public forum on poetry with Richard Gold, David Horowitz and David Rizzi, followed by an open mic. At Third Place Books, Nancy Atherton reads from Aunt Dimity Slays the Dragon, in which a woman finds excitement and romance at a renaissance fair. Maybe in the next book, she'll discover Star Trek slash fiction. And at the Northgate Barnes & Noble, Lacy Danes will sign her erotic fiction and hopefully also talk about how "Lacy Danes" is a great name for a writer of erotic fiction.
Finally, at Elliott Bay Book Company, Kitty Burns Florey reads from and signs Script & Scribble: The Rise and Fall of Handwriting. I'm always vaguely surprised that my awful handwriting hasn't actually kept me from doing anything in "the real world," like all my teachers told me. I'm also shocked that I spent as much time learning cursive as I did, and for absolutely nothing. Cursive, it turns out, was more useless than even Algebra. I'm sure Ms. Florey will discuss all this in detail.
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In Russia: Return of the barter system.
Space: The meaning of Iran's first satellite.
Change comes to Somalia: They have a new president now, too.
Obama: Approval ratings take a six point hit.
Always be closing: Three more US banks fail.
Wheelin' 'n dealin': Senate passes $820 billion stimulus.
The future is now: Republican leaks classified intelligence via Twitter.
Enrollment is up: Dramatic increase in enrollment for Washington's community-colleges.
New newspaper: Man to start printing a newspaper in Concrete.
Soldiering: Charges filed against three Fort Lewis soldiers for U-District robberies.
Yer Weekly Address...
2/7/09: Your Weekly Address from White House on Vimeo.
So, I'm in New York for the Comic Con, to do a panel about "Graphic Novels and Academic Acceptance," and for the 100 Bullets wrap party. Wandering down 8th Avenue back to my hotel in Chelsea (the Chelsea Pines Inn, which I highly recommend, especially to fans of old movies—I'm in the Doris Day Room. Que sera. . . ) I stopped for a meal at Mare, an Italian seafood place at 20th Street. There, I heard the bartender and the servers discussing how they'd had to throw Batman out earlier. "Batman?" one of them kept saying. I told the impeccably dressed older guy who I assume is the owner or manager that Comic Con was in town, and he replied that he didn't care why the guy was dressed as Batman. "He had to go. He didn't maintain a civil disposition. You have to have a civil disposition. You start bothering other customers, harassing my staff, I don't care how you're dressed, out you go. You could be dressed all in green for all I care, but you have to maintain a civil disposition."
A word of warning for all comics geeks: maintain your civil disposition, or out you go. No word yet on whether Green Lantern or Green Arrow will be tasting the oysters (the Blue Points were great) or the veal scallopine (outstanding) at Mare before the Con is over.