Are you guys prepared? I don't know if you are.

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Kelly O on This Ain't the Munsters XXX:

"Do you know how many cemeteries I went through to find this?" Herman asks as he pulls an enormous Frankenstein'd anniversary gift out of the front of his pants. As they celebrate under the full moon, the gift suddenly gets really big and goes from a healthy red color to a chalky, pale gray green, matching the rest of Herman's freakishly overbuff torso. "Oooh!" Lily coos, "Rigorrrr MORTIS!" and tries to stick the whole thing in her Technicolored bright red mouth.