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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Fashion Re: Ex-Masturbator T-shirts

Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 2:47 PM

In response to the Ex-Masturbator T-shirts, someone has already started the Liberal Masturbator Cafe Press store. The internet is a fast, fast place.

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how about one that says "celebrate my buttsex"?

Posted by gay buttsex is the most important thing ever - dick in anus! on February 5, 2009 at 3:26 PM

It's easy to stop masturbating in Seattle...I only see about one girl a month who I'd want to fantasize about any way.

Posted by No Chics on February 5, 2009 at 3:39 PM

I would love a T-shirt that says "Celebrate My Buttsex", and I'm not even gay.

Posted by Abby on February 5, 2009 at 3:43 PM

Buttsex gets me in touch with my inner sandwhich.

Posted by RuebenOnRye on February 5, 2009 at 3:45 PM

CELEBRATE MY BUTTSEX!!!!!

Posted by Buttsex on February 5, 2009 at 4:04 PM

@2 No imagination? Can't afford cable?

Posted by Yasmine on February 5, 2009 at 4:11 PM

@2 They have porn on the internet, you know?

Posted by T on February 5, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Also, I thought the T-shirt on the right said "Literal Masturbator," and I'm kind of disappointed that it doesn't.

Posted by Abby on February 5, 2009 at 4:18 PM

CafePress is an over-expensive poor quality piece of crap. Never buy from them. If you want a meme t-shirt, just make it at your local copy shop. Itll cost you around 15$. That's 15 less than Cafepress.

Posted by Sirkowski on February 5, 2009 at 4:59 PM

All the cool ironic Christians are buying these.

Posted by CG on February 5, 2009 at 6:46 PM

Ex-Masturbator In Training is a better idea.

Posted by Chris in Tampa on February 5, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Still want an Ex-Ex-Homosexual shirt, but I'm really waiting for the third wave so we can get an X-X-X-Masturbator shirt with the X's in red, of course.

Posted by Steven on February 6, 2009 at 1:38 PM

Cross out the Ex, and add "Re-" Heh.

Posted by kentuckiana on February 8, 2009 at 10:17 AM

if you're going to bag on women on the internet, please be able to spell the derogatory words you use correctly.

"c-h-i-c-k-s" spells "chicks,"

"chic" is a french word for style.

fool.

Posted by no dudes on February 8, 2009 at 10:40 AM

The original "Ex-Masturbator" shirt should say "Still a Wanker" on the back. XD

Posted by orbitaldiamonds on March 22, 2009 at 7:05 PM