Still narrowing in on the handful of people we're going to follow through their unemployment saga, but while I winnow down the list (which you can add your unemployed self to by clicking here) how about another self-contained story? We've had two with somewhat happy endings (via pot and porn). Now comes a brief account, from an unemployed construction worker, that has serious unhappiness to it—and it's a particular type of unhappiness that seems to be cropping up all over the country right now:
I've been claiming unemployment since mid October.One imagines a $500 check showing up in the mail every week and the recipient getting their fat un-showered self up off the couch just long enough to take it to the bank and buy more Bud Light and Dorritos. Not so. The unemployment department is so inundated with claims, any issue in your claim snowballs into weeks with out any payment. The system is set up so that any red flags stop payment and then a human can assess the situation within a day or two....
I dare you to call the telecenter at 800 318-6022 and speak to a human. Seriously. I don't care if you use my story or not, I just want one person in the media to try to call that fucking phone number only to have the system hang up on you.
The unemployment rep for the state that that stops by Central told someone to call the telecenter. When they said they couldn't ever get through, the rep said it's kinda like a radio contest; you just have to keep dialing and the next thing you know you're caller one hundred. That's fucking absurd.
As suggested, I called the unemployment benefits telecenter and, after a few commands to push certain buttons, got this message:
Thank you for calling. Currently we are experiencing a high number of calls. Please try your call again later.
I feel for you, unemployed construction worker—and all others dealing with this phone line.
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