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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Sex Fucking Teenagers—It's Not Just For the Mayor of Portland Anymore!

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 5:08 PM

Star:

Hunky Paul Walker, star of 2 Fast 2 Furious, is too crazy about girlfriend Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell to let her get away! Star has learned exclusively, the 35-year-old popped the question to Jasmine, 19, over the holidays.

"Paul is very happy," says an insider, who adds that though they began dating when Jasmine, a student at the University of California, Santa Barbara, was just 16, "their age difference doesn't scare him. He knows she's the one."

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Yeah, but at least they're not like queer or something. . . .

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on February 5, 2009 at 5:27 PM

Ew, Paul Walker gets even grosser if true.

On the other hand, Star Magazine?

Posted by Just Sayin' on February 5, 2009 at 5:27 PM

Totally gross. Can't he fall in love with some who is 32-38? I'm never watching Too Fast and Too Furious again.

Posted by Chris in Tampa on February 5, 2009 at 5:31 PM

Anybody called the FBI yet?

Posted by Greg on February 5, 2009 at 5:42 PM

He's 35? I didn't realize he is so old

Posted by Pete on February 5, 2009 at 5:47 PM

Anything is OK if you're not gay.

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 5, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Slightly less gross than Marvin Gaye at least.

Posted by keshmeshi on February 5, 2009 at 6:02 PM

he was fucking a 16 y.o in CA, when the age of consent is 18??? he wasn't charged with stat. rape? if that 16 y.o was a guy, then Walker's ass would be in jail right now.

Posted by apres_moi on February 5, 2009 at 6:06 PM

yeah -- that's pretty immature. i might not be able to enjoy his movies now, like @3 says. his career as an actor might take a hit because of this. perhaps he should pursue a career in politics where that sort of behavior is totally accepted: he just needs to learn to lie about it first.

Posted by infrequent on February 5, 2009 at 6:11 PM

What's scary isn't the stauatory rape angle -- that shit happens all the time and, odds are, her parents signed off on her dating a wealthy Hollywood movie star. (Hell, he could have dated their son for the right amount.)

No, what's scary is he's willingly marrying a 19-year old. What a goddamned optimist.

Posted by Jason Josephes on February 5, 2009 at 6:14 PM

They're Mormon, so trust that they kept it PG during their disgusting Mormon courtship. And believe me when I say she was raised to marry young, she was just lucky enough to marry rich too.

Posted by Carollani on February 5, 2009 at 6:22 PM

"One urgent matter: Paul, who has a daughter, Meadow, 9, "can't wait to add more kids to his life!" says an insider. "

Like, by marrying one? The bounder!

Posted by croydonfacelift on February 5, 2009 at 6:22 PM

@ 12,

I just sprayed hot tea all over my monitor. Well done.

Posted by Original Andrew on February 5, 2009 at 6:25 PM

Oh, yeah, just because they're Mormon they don't fuck. I have a friend who adopted the out-of-wedlock baby boy produced by two Mormon teenagers. They're SO pure!

Posted by eliza on February 5, 2009 at 8:16 PM

My coked out aunt in law rents her house to him and his brother in SB. This is not surprising.

Posted by cbc on February 5, 2009 at 8:27 PM

I thought you weren't supposed to type anymore because of your chronic masturbation syndrome.

Posted by a gay masturbator in the valley on February 5, 2009 at 8:45 PM

Tricky kid. He lives the life they wish he did.

Posted by Amelia on February 5, 2009 at 8:59 PM

If she's legal to drive you've got a ticket to ride. I believe that appears in the Book of Mormon somewhere.

Posted by kinaidos on February 5, 2009 at 9:19 PM

What's the old Southern politican saying--"Never get caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl?"

Posted by tiktok on February 5, 2009 at 9:34 PM

Trying to resist... urge to pass judgment... on those I don't know... ARRGGHHH.... what a freak!

Oh, and the Fast and Furious series? Pure pus!

Posted by steve on February 5, 2009 at 10:16 PM

Let's face it, the only reason the age of consent isn't 14 or up is because of the Women's Union. The day that guys with salaries and jobs can get teen-tang, is the day that 21 and older become Hagdom...the bags would be out of a job faster than you can say Veronica Mars.

Posted by Neptune High on February 5, 2009 at 11:18 PM

This girl is only 10 years older than his daughter. Classy.

Posted by Winjewell on February 6, 2009 at 12:07 AM

At least he isn't lying about her grooming her.

Posted by Tricyclic on February 6, 2009 at 6:09 AM

It's kinda skeezy, but I think you guys are missing the point. He's not trying to lie about it and he's not campaigning for public office. This dumb actor is not responsible for public policy that will affect your life, just responsible for bringing you horrible movies. I really don't give a shit about the mayor's sex life, but to compare these two scenerios is a weak argument. Are you suggesting the mayor pursue a career in Hollywood?

Posted by devil's advocate on February 6, 2009 at 7:29 AM

Don't get the desire for (legal, consensual)teen fucking...they might have tight bodies and fresh dewey skin but they're not very good at anything...they tend to fuck like they drive...too fast and erratically.

Posted by michael strangeways on February 6, 2009 at 11:52 AM