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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Chow Today in Useless Beauty

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Feb 4, 2009 at 1:15 PM

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Editorial Ass has linked to photos of last year's world watermelon carving competition. Clearly, with the three different colors available to a good watermelon carver, this is a much more beautiful art than pumpkin carving.

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I knew one day the watermelon would strike back and eat us all!

Posted by boxofbirds on February 4, 2009 at 1:29 PM

i would totally stick my snickers in that first one

Posted by youth pastor on February 4, 2009 at 1:30 PM

The teeth on the bottom one are absolutely terrifying.

Posted by Aislinn on February 4, 2009 at 1:38 PM

lolololol @2

Posted by hi-larious on February 4, 2009 at 2:03 PM

slog is really funny today.

Posted by infrequent on February 4, 2009 at 2:10 PM

Oh good lord.

Posted by Cakespy on February 4, 2009 at 2:34 PM

That's disgusting.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on February 4, 2009 at 2:44 PM

Four-lobed vagina dentata!

Posted by stuff of nightmares on February 4, 2009 at 3:54 PM

Shouldn't this be slugged Currently Dripping?

Posted by rob on February 4, 2009 at 3:56 PM

that looks like the moth of a Lamprey eel which has always been creepy.
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Why don't thy just get it over with an do a vagina.

Posted by -B- on February 4, 2009 at 6:53 PM