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Monday, February 2, 2009

Sex Get Your Bash On

Posted by on Mon, Feb 2, 2009 at 1:35 PM

e539/1233610496-getlostbash.jpgValentine's Day is on February 14th this year—that's just 12 days away!—and you know what means: it's time for the Stranger's annual Valentine's Day Bash. Every year we host a party for the brokenhearted, the dumped, and the bitter. People bring mementos of their failed relationships and we destroy them onstage. We burn, we sledgehammer, we shred, we urinate upon. We are looking for some new and different ways to do away with love letters, engagement rings, sex toys and other mementos. Got an idea? Some method of destruction that you've never seen at the Bash but always wanted to? Just a happy memory of a Bash gone by? Let us know in comments...

 

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1
Light on fire the shavings of Terry's mustache/beard/whatever it was!! =)
Posted by Non on February 2, 2009 at 1:40 PM
2
penis cake that really looks deformed and weird - sorry Sam, it just did not turn my crank - your ass however was just so fine

pass the cake out to the crowd, start food fight, many penis cakes???
Posted by Brian on February 2, 2009 at 1:52 PM
3
Tub of bleach. Whenever there were couples who have been fighting on Judge Judy, the women always poured bleach on the men's clothes. (that is when they weren't cutting them up with a scissors or keying his car)
Posted by Vince on February 2, 2009 at 2:31 PM
4
Can of hair spray fired in the path of an already-lit cigarette lighter = mini flame thrower.
Posted by E on February 2, 2009 at 3:08 PM
5
I would like for us all to murder my ex-boyfriend, or at least punch him in the face over and over. Can that be arranged?
Posted by snargent pepper on February 2, 2009 at 3:16 PM
6
um, wow, I was going to suggest cutting up a valentine's day card with a pic of the person on it ... but you guys are way too violent for me ...
Posted by Will in Seattle on February 2, 2009 at 3:56 PM
7
I was going to suggest you get the French guy who ate bikes/airplanes and whatnot, but he died in 2007!:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Loti…

But maybe there are other people who do a similar gig. Ideally, I'd like to see someone eat the Mercedes of an evil ex.

Unrelatedly, while I loved igniting hair spray as a child, it probably isn't a good idea in a crowded club (or anywhere else, really).
Posted by lusk on February 2, 2009 at 4:56 PM
8
Wait, wait, what?

I thought the 10th Annual And Last Valentine's Day Smash Shit Up was, um, the last one. 'Cause didn't you say it was the last one right in the title?

So did you skip doing #11, and jump to #12? What about all them broken-up people who didn't get to smash shit up?
Posted by I am so confused on February 2, 2009 at 5:18 PM
9
Will the Scrable babes be there?
Posted by Zander on February 2, 2009 at 6:23 PM
10
@7:

"He died during a sword fight with Nathan Hauk. The fight lasted about four minutes. Hauk was supposed to stab Lotito in the mouth in which he would swallow the sword. Unfortunately the sword Pierced Lotito through the jugular and he bled out on stage. It was his last performance."
Posted by now that's entertainment on February 2, 2009 at 8:16 PM
11
I have a shitload (and I mean a SHITLOAD) of pottery he made...I could load it in the back of the truck and head north...no, no, I couldn't...
Posted by Chris down in The Couv on February 2, 2009 at 8:22 PM
12
George Foreman grill.
Posted by squeezenbake on February 3, 2009 at 7:37 AM
13
"Get Your Bash On"

Um, interesting title.

Anyway, what if we've never dated--as in never been on a date ever in our lives?
Posted by show 'em how to do it now . . . on February 3, 2009 at 6:23 PM

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