No such thing as a free car: Tom Daschle shells out some money for his ride.
Half-brother of Obama: Allegedly smoking pot in Kenya.
Lame: Bishop apologizes to Vatican for media attention but not for antisemitic douche baggery.
Banksters hate socialism: President Obama hates banksters, loves America.
We can do better: US liquor sales take a hit in our winter economic climate.
Russia plans: For a Russian future.
Apostrophes are doomed: No more in Birmingham.
AHHHHHH!: Google experiences technical difficulties.
Republicans have a unity eating disease: Situation critical.
John Way Pioneer Trail: Suffers closure of a few tunnels.
Always be closing: Highline Community College closing down their branch in Federal Way.
Nothing really happened: In Seattle so I'm going to put this up.
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