No such thing as a free car: Tom Daschle shells out some money for his ride.

Half-brother of Obama: Allegedly smoking pot in Kenya.

Lame: Bishop apologizes to Vatican for media attention but not for antisemitic douche baggery.

Banksters hate socialism: President Obama hates banksters, loves America.

We can do better: US liquor sales take a hit in our winter economic climate.

Russia plans: For a Russian future.

Apostrophes are doomed: No more in Birmingham.

AHHHHHH!: Google experiences technical difficulties.

Republicans have a unity eating disease: Situation critical.

John Way Pioneer Trail: Suffers closure of a few tunnels.

Always be closing: Highline Community College closing down their branch in Federal Way.

Nothing really happened: In Seattle so I'm going to put this up.

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