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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Politics The Right Wing-o-Sphere Is Freaking Out

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Holy shit:

As we all know by now, I sent a letter to Michelle Obama that also contained a written detailed description of Baracks genitals. What you and the Obama's do not know is that I took measure to make sure that Obama cannot edit the physical description in any way.

Those of you who have been following this story are well aware of how Obama/Axelrod employee's and surrogates have circulated faked statements from me and faked newspaper articles about me. So it is only normal to suspect they will try to edit the physical description of Obama's genitals sent to Michelle. I made sure to take measures that would make that impossible for the Obama camp to get away with.
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That's correct folks, there are three people across this country other than myself and Michelle Obama who has the physical description of Barack Obama's genitals. Hey, my momma didn't raise no fool!

The right wing hasn't been this obsessed with a president's genitals since...the last Democrat president.

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Wait... what??

Posted by lily on January 28, 2009 at 5:02 PM

More evidence, if any was needed, of the psychological collapse of their collective right wing minds. Sick, twisted and, frankly, more desperate by the day.

Posted by Vince on January 28, 2009 at 5:10 PM

Wow. This guy is really an idiot. Sorry, Larry, unless you can get a Ken Starr wannabe to grill Barack under oath, there's no way the general public is going to hear a description of his junk. No official description, no payola for you.

Posted by keshmeshi on January 28, 2009 at 5:12 PM

"Democratic," please. "Democrat," in that construction, is a slur popularized by Joe McCarthy so he could emphasize the RAT at the end. It's what they say on Fox News.

Posted by pox on January 28, 2009 at 5:13 PM

Who is this nut job? And no, he's not "right-wing," he's a fucking lunatic.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on January 28, 2009 at 5:38 PM

@5,

He's the Trashy McTrasherson who says he gave Obama a blowjob in the back of a limo, while Obama smoked crack.

Posted by keshmeshi on January 28, 2009 at 5:55 PM

Is the "Right Wing-o-sphere" anything like Wingdome?

Posted by Aislinn on January 28, 2009 at 6:00 PM

@6,

It's probably just an honest mistake - I'm sure black people all look alike to him.

Posted by Did you get the kerning right on your letter, fuckwad? on January 28, 2009 at 6:01 PM

Paul, I know off-topic posts get deleted with some frequency, but I had to share this wonderfulness with you: The Inaugural Poem Remix.

Posted by Greg on January 28, 2009 at 6:21 PM

Even the Ring-Wing-O-Sphere disowns this poor excuse for this minor character in a David Lynch movie.

Posted by E on January 28, 2009 at 6:32 PM

$20 says the closest this guy's ever been to a limo is Senior Prom.

Posted by COMTE on January 28, 2009 at 7:16 PM

Again, Larry Sinclair has been trying to talk to Obama's children about trying to have sex and smoke crack with with their dad (which he obviously didn't do) and called Obama's sister and demanded to speak with Obama's grandmother on her deathbed to talk about how he fantasized about sucking Obama's cock.

He's a borderline personality disorder case with a long fucking history of fraud and grifting.

Posted by why are you people paying attention to this wanted felon? on January 28, 2009 at 7:40 PM

He had videos on Youtube and made a minor stir maybe... 6-8 months before the election. It never broke the mainstream. He threatened to sue a couple people who left comments saying he was mentally ill.

I'm trying to remember more details. I'm shocked this didn't break before this.

Posted by Jigae on January 28, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Sorry, Paul. I don't think that website is a fair representation of the right wing. Better luck next time.

Posted by Rotten666 on January 28, 2009 at 9:49 PM

I imagine the conversation in the limo went something like this?

"Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
"Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

Posted by Rob in Baltimore on January 29, 2009 at 5:11 AM

i don't understand. i know he's crazy, but is there even any... *professed* rationality here? a description of his junk? what does he hope to achieve with that?

Posted by cornballer on January 29, 2009 at 6:46 AM

funny... slog is the only place I've seen this

Posted by Right Wing-o-Sphere on January 29, 2009 at 7:02 AM

DUH - white men have been obsessing about black men's genitals for YEARS. They keep assuring themselves that the whole "size difference" thing is just a myth. Stupid straight Republican white guy size queens.

Posted by bucket on January 29, 2009 at 7:49 AM

A description of his genitals? Seriously? It's big and black and uncut, like a million other cocks! WTF! Unless he's got a birthmark on the head in the shape of Nixon's face he's going to have a hard time distinguishing it and it will be impossible to prove unless you can get Obama to whip it out at a press conference. Fucking idiot.

Posted by Colin on January 29, 2009 at 8:28 AM

If Larry really loved America, he would publish his description for us all to see. Democracy is all about transparency. And flag-adorned penis rings.

Posted by slag on January 29, 2009 at 9:29 AM

Whereas I'm wondering, how the hell did he "(take) measures to make sure that Obama cannot edit the physical description in any way".

Posted by missymiss on January 29, 2009 at 9:31 AM