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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

This Just Rumored: Eugene Mirman at Laff Hole Tonight

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 8:21 PM

Emmett Montgomery, one of the core members of the People's Republic of Komedy, just texted:

"What if I told you Eugene Mirman might be at the show tonight?"

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"I'd say congratulations and Slog it," I answered.

Also rumored to appear, for a joke competition, Ty Barnett (who was just on Leno or something) and Tommy Savitp. (Rumored because comedians can't confirm anything beyond 95%.)

"And I am not a big enough draw for you to Slog, Kiley?" he said. "Is that what you're saying?"

"Um," I said, "I gotta go."

Find details for Laff Hole (and other theater happening tonight, including The Road to Mecca, starring Stranger favorite Marya Sea Kaminski, and favorably reviewed here) in our always searachble, never erroneous, and always black-and-blue-and-read-all-over theater calendar.

The First Gay Head of State

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 6:12 PM

Please welcome the first (openly) gay head of state, Johanna Sigurdardottir. Of course, she will only run an interim government for a bankrupt nation with a population of 300,000—but you've got to start somewhere. And that somewhere is Iceland:

cf2c/1233194324-johanna_sigurdardottir.jpgThe first government collapse of the global economic crisis is about to yield the world's first openly-gay leader. Johanna Sigurdardottir, a former air hostess, is expected to be sworn in as Iceland's Prime Minister by the end of the week.

Her moment in the international spotlight comes at the most horrendous moment in her nation's recent history. As the global meltdown began, the collapse of Iceland's grossly over-leveraged economy was followed smartly by the implosion of its banks and currency. Now its government has gone the same way, the first to succumb to the backwash from the crisis.

Change doesn't come until you need it most. America's economy crashes and we elect a black man. Iceland drowns in an economic tumult and picks a lesbian. Hooray for silver linings.

They Only Killed the Dog?

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 5:40 PM

The AP reports...

A southern Oregon couple who videotaped themselves having sex with a German shepherd mix were sentenced Tuesday to 60 days in jail and ordered not to own animals during their two years on probation.

Steven Baker, 54, and Kim Baalbergen, 50, of Klamath Falls, Ore., pleaded guilty to sexual abuse of an animal, a misdemeanor. Prosecutor Cole Chase said be believes it's the first time anyone in Oregon has been fully prosecuted under that law. Chase said Baalbergen performed oral sex on the dog and received oral, vaginal and anal sex. He said Baker received anal sex.

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The dog, Max, had to be killed.

"Because of the way it was taught to interact with people, it couldn't be placed in another home," Chase said.

Michael Vick's pit bulls could be rehabilitated but this one old dog couldn't... um... unlearn those icky tricks?

Via HA.

Welcome to the Front Page of Reddit, Dan

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 5:06 PM

Saddlebacking is taking the internet by storm:

Reddit: "We have a new word for a sexual position. Defined by Dan Savage." (Currently at #6)

Urban Dictionary: "When straight kids ass-fuck because their abstinence only sex-ed classes have erroneously convinced them that anal leaves the girl pure and virginal."

Congratulations!

Ted Haggard on Oprah Liveslog

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 5:00 PM

Let's get this shit started...

[Moved up so y'all can see!—Ed.]

Kline: Pot Bill Is Dead in the Water

Posted by Dominic Holden on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:59 PM

Folks on the progressive left have been upset at me since I wrote a piece a couple weeks ago chiding state senator Adam Kline. Power, I wrote, is something he's got. Use that power, however, he does not.

For example, take the bill to decriminalize marijuana that's in the state legislature. It's stalled in the state house—where a committee chair is a former narcotics officer and thinks it would conflict with federal law, even though it wouldn't, so he won't give the bill a hearing. But a companion bill has arrived in the senate. Now it's in the judiciary committee, in which five of the eight members are Democrats. Kline chairs the committee. He supports the bill. He wants it to pass. But he doesn't think it will—because he can't get it out of his own committee. One of Kline's constituents sent me an email exchange he shared with the senator. In Kline's own words:

Unfortunately, the chances of this legislation passing any time soon is almost zero. I'm the Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, and thus can determine whether the bill gets a hearing in that committee. But I can't imagine it getting voted out of committee, and I've heard that it's unlikely to get a hearing in the House. Many folks, even progressive Democrats, are loathe to have their name associated with reforms like this, partly out of fear of appearing to be "soft on crime." Still, it's good to keep trying, with the intention of keeping the issue alive until it can gain some momentum.

I appreciate a realistic liberal, especially one who is an articulate, passionate advocate for great causes. But decriminalizing pot—making it an infraction for adults—isn't the pinko issue it used to be. Massachusetts just passed an identical initiative with a 30-point margin. And in Washington, I just got off the phone with Republican senator Pam Roach, on the judiciary committee, and she said that she hasn't looked at the bill, but she didn't name any specific concerns—because it changed the rules for adults, not kids. Her concerns would be about changing marijuana laws "directed particularly to young people." Republican senator Bob McCaslin, another member of the judiciary committee, has co-sponsored several medical marijuana bills in the past few years. l've got calls in to the Democratic senators on the judiciary committee to find out if they support the bill. So I'll stop being hard on Kline when he can, at the very least, leverage his power in the senate to get a bill out of his own committee.

Feces Roundup

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:42 PM

Oh, Schmader. Thank you for asking! In fact, I was JUST working on a post about my Google alert for feces!

Now, first of all, anonymous person calling himself "The Kid" in the comments on this article, I do not have a "butt hole infatuation." Unless by "butt hole infatuation," you mean "Google alert for feces." Which I do have! And I laugh/cry/barf every time it arrives in my Inbox (which is every day). EVERY DAY.

Anyway, on to the feces! This week, I have learned about the following things:

Rat Lungworm Disease Causes 2 Comas
: It comes from feces.

Man answers knock, finds feces: There are no suspects.

Manitowoc woman pleads guilty to child neglect: "The woman said her son had hidden his soiled pants in the closest and was unaware of the feces."

No Matter the Season, Rodents Find a Reason to Come Indoors
: Then they poop in your food.

Predators prevail in Lima, Ohio: Vigilante falcons kick feces's ass! (This is actually really interesting.)

"To those of you who walk dogs in Cerise park and along the river I ask: what is so difficult about picking up your dog's feces?" It's gross, that's what. People do not like to touch feces.

No Feces for this Species: Dung beetle prefers millipedes to dung. "It's a 'pretty spectacular finding,' says biologist Armin Moczek of Indiana University, Bloomington. But he points out that millipedes have a high proportion of feces inside them because they feed on rotting plants. So if the dung beetles are eating their guts, he speculates, they're essentially still eating dung." HA HA.

Sex offender charged in robbery, accused of throwing feces at cops: "While in the emergency room, he defecated, and a small plastic bag containing marijuana emerged."

Feces-throwing inmate defends his choices with rhetorical flair: "'So why urine and feces?' Dickens asked himself. 'Let's just say God has a way of giving everyone a defense mechanism.' He then pointed to the 'feeble and weak' skunk, who can spray a stink that repels lions, bears and elephants. And so, Dickens said, he used his natural defenses to ward off an aggressor in riot gear."

Feces Flinger Gives New Meaning to Jury Duty: MSNBC makes headline a work of art.

Lawyer gets feces face wash: Aaaaaaand a not-so-good headline.

Sending animal feces in mail = bad idea: "However, that’s not to say there can’t be a time and a place," says feces-loving crime blogger.

It's best to keep cats and babies separate: 'Kay.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
Love,
Lindy

The Right Wing-o-Sphere Is Freaking Out

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Holy shit:

As we all know by now, I sent a letter to Michelle Obama that also contained a written detailed description of Baracks genitals. What you and the Obama's do not know is that I took measure to make sure that Obama cannot edit the physical description in any way.

Those of you who have been following this story are well aware of how Obama/Axelrod employee's and surrogates have circulated faked statements from me and faked newspaper articles about me. So it is only normal to suspect they will try to edit the physical description of Obama's genitals sent to Michelle. I made sure to take measures that would make that impossible for the Obama camp to get away with.
...
That's correct folks, there are three people across this country other than myself and Michelle Obama who has the physical description of Barack Obama's genitals. Hey, my momma didn't raise no fool!

The right wing hasn't been this obsessed with a president's genitals since...the last Democrat president.

Climate Change: Irreversible.

Posted by Jonathan Golob on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:37 PM

As I've written about before, the carbon humanity has already added to the atmosphere is already at a level likely to cause devastating climate change in the coming years and decades. Nor have any political efforts succeeded at even reducing the pace of increases in global carbon emissions.

The optimistic among us assume that, eventually, new technology or new political movements will stop carbon release into the atmosphere. One of the comforting assumptions about climate change is that the effects of humans putting carbon into the atmosphere can be reversed. Plants remove carbon from the atmosphere, right? So, if we just stop adding more, eventually carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere should drop, and the adverse climate changes should reverse.

Nope, at least not according to Irreversible climate change due to carbon dioxide emissions in this week's PNAS.

Now, that's a provocative title. The authors made such a claim very carefully. (I suggest reading the paper in whole, I'll just summarize it here.)

This is a damning and bleak report—made all the more so by the obvious care and caution that went into the analysis. I'm taking it seriously. You should too. (Summary after the jump.)

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No One Could Have Predicted

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:31 PM

The stimulus package passes the House with ZERO Republican votes—this GOP obstructionism means that Obama will be dinged, of course, for his "failure" to deliver the bipartisanship he promised. But hopefully Obama will stop pretending now—hopefully we'll stop pretending now—that the GOP can be worked with in good faith.

Our Time-Traveling President

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:15 PM

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Obama and Lincoln on January 10, 2009

Christopher Frizzelle's adventure in freezing D.C.—from the remotest stations of the orange line on metro to three rows from the president to the empty, deflated Mall days later—appears in full in this week's paper, full of reverberating observations. The observations are about time, weather, words, and the wish to believe in the afterlife but the inability to carry that wish through.

Here are a few choice moments:

Every stage of the campaign was branded a historic moment, each first more historic than the last, so by the time of the inauguration, the word no longer seemed able to describe what was happening. You got the sinking feeling that it was all being mischaracterized, not looked at directly, preemptively shuffled into the dustbin of nostalgia, prepackaged as a memory, passed over.

It was surprising that such a watershed moment, at such an ominous time, was embroidered in such whimsical fluff, details posterity won't remember: the glittering thing affixed to Aretha Franklin's forehead; Rick Warren's storybook-sweet invocation imagining "Dr. King and a great cloud of witnesses... shouting in heaven" while the cutest clouds tumbled by overhead...

But Obama, lately steeped in the work of the famous gloombot Abraham Lincoln, did something darker, had a different idea of the moment.

After the speech there was the expected storm of applause, and then everyone's own inner silence, the formless moment of organizing judgment, and a lot of people ended up saying that they found it wanting. The Stranger's national-politics reporter, Eli Sanders, was disappointed. The speech "was not as great as it could have been," wasn't "soaring" enough, was "without a climax," he blogged. Most committed observers agreed. What did they want from the speech—that speech!—that they didn't get? Wasn't the speech itself the climax? Was the problem that the speech wasn't written for the immediate moment?

Read the whole, rich, moody, questing thing here.

Liveslogging Nick Licata's Hearing on the Decline of Newspapers

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:05 PM

UPDATE: Nick Licata's office informs me, apropos of my comment that he should've included folks like David Goldstein from Horse's Ass and other bloggers on his "future of newspapers" panel, that they did in fact invite Goldy, as well as this guy. They also asked a couple of other neighborhood bloggers (Tracy Record of the West Seattle Blog did participate). While I get how hard it is to convince people to spend two hours of their day sitting on a City Hall panel for free, I still contend there are plenty of other blogs filling the space between Crosscut (essentially an online newspaper, aimed at older readers who are about the only folks left who read actual papers) and neighborhood microblogs. Blogs like this, this, this, and this, for example.

City council member Nick Licata is hosting a discussion on the future of newspapers. Unfortunately, the panelists are mostly—to steal a phrase from Dominic—the dinosaurs of yesteryear. Here's the panel:


Roger Simpson, Prof. UW Communications

Doug Underwood, Prof. UW Communications

Ann Bremner, Co-Chair of the Committee for a Two Newspaper Town

Liz Brown, PacNW Newspaper Guild

Jennifer Towery, President Peoria Newspapers Guild, Ilinois

David Brewster, Crosscut Publisher

Tracy Record of West Seattle Blog

Licata opened the discussion by reading a letter from Congressman Jim McDermott bemoaning the death of journalism, noting that the average age of a newspaper reader is 55 and rising, and saying that he enjoys the "serendipity" of paging through a physical paper, which he said is an experience you can't replicate with "Internet newspapers."

Roger Simpson, professor of communications at the UW, is saying that the challenge for Seattle is to preserve institutions that provide information and serve community needs. He predicts this will continue to include newspapers, but also "other media." I'm not so sure newspapers are as necessary as Simpson—who said he "gets three newspapers a day, which means I should live in 1900"— seems to believe.

Doug Underwood, another UW communications professor, is talking now. "What's essentially happening... is we're turning to a different era. ... [In the 1800s] newspapers... gained audience because they were brilliantly written, witty, people wanted to watch them." He notes that people read the Huffington Post, not the web sites of the Seattle Times and P-I, because they include "personalities" and entertainment. "The problem is that over time [websites like The Huffington Post] aren't going to be able to do what they do, because in essence, they depend on already existing companies to produce the product that they essentially rip off and provide at a lower cost for everybody else." Basically, he's arguing that only newspapers can produce news—can do what newspapers do.

Ann Bremner and Kathy George from the Committee for a Two-Newspaper Town are talking about the future of the P-I. George is expressing the hope that the city council will provide leadership in finding a buyer for the P-I, which Hearst is technically offering for sale. Another possibility, she says, is creating an endowment to fund local government reporting by a nonprofit news organization. Or the council could help employees set up their own employee-owned newspaper or a public authority along the lines of the Pike Place Market to run a paper. She says "an online only P-I is better than no P-I"—the first acknowledgment that newspapers' future may be online.

And now they're talking about Norway.

Liz Brown from the Newspaper Guild is talking now. "Certainly the impact on our members is very great. ... In 1993 we had about 820 members at the Seattle Times... and now we're down to about half that, 420 people. ... I mean no disrespect to our brothers and sisters in the broadcast business but the fat is newspapers have traditionally had bigger staff than radio and TV networks... the newspapers set the agenda for the broadcast networks. So the loss for newspapers goes far beyond those people who don't get their morning read... I too would like to know what Hearst's intentions are. .. I think it's fair to say Hearst is looking at continuing the PI as a website only. It will have dramatically fewer employees, and the working conditions of those employees will be much different than they are today... I think it's fair to say that people are a bit shell shocked.

Jennifer Towery from the Peoria Newspapers is talking about a bunch of potential models for the P-I. They include co-ops, government-subsidized nonprofits, and community-owned. None seem especially likely solutions for the demise of the P-I. Aaaaaaand... She's still going, despite the fact that council members are getting visibly fidgety.

Licata's introducing Brewster and Record, and he seems unsure what to call them.... "editors, writers, producers, what do you call yourselves?"

"Journalists," Record responded.

And she just had the first interesting line of the panel: "When we talk about saving newspapers, we're really talking about saving journalism." Not a "delivery model" that consists of dead trees delivered to front doors by delivery trucks, but the news.

Tom Rasmussen asked how readers can know that a blogger isn't just "saying they heard a bomb, but it's really just a trash can getting kicked over"—that is, how do you know bloggers aren't just making shit up?

I imagine they'll get more into that later. Right now, Crosscut founder David Brewster is talking about what young people want. (!) The web, he says, is "clearly is the future. It clearly is where young people want to be.. .. Young people are very adept at navigating this landscape and it doesn't take the kind of mediation and paternalism that these older models have provided."

Liveblog conclusion: What frustrates me about conversations like the one today is that the same people are always invited to the table. If it isn't David Brewster, it's David Boardman; if it isn't a journalism professor who was in the newspaper industry for 36 years, it's a newspaper guild representative who has been in the industry for 26. Including Tracy Record was a good start, but the rest of today's panel was the same-old, same-old: People convinced that saving newspapers as newspapers is of paramount importance, with a token former newspaper publisher whose blog is aimed at capturing newspapers' traditional, 55-and-up audience. It isn't all just dead trees and microblogs out there; although Record's blog does an awesome job of covering the minutiae (and bigger stories) that go down in West Seattle, her reach doesn't extend beyond West Seattle.

Increasingly, news will increasingly be produced somewhere between those two extremes—by online writers who are actually journalists, not the hacks Rasmussen and Licata seem to fear they are, and who cover everything from City Hall to Olympia to local arts and restaurants. Obviously, someone from Slog would have been an obvious choice to ask, but there are plenty of others: David Goldstein of Horse's Ass, a writer for the failed politics blog PolitickerWA, someone from one of the many local transportation and environmental blogs, Dan Bertolet of Hugeasscity. If those folks had been asked to participate, I imagine they would have bolstered Record's point: What needs saving isn't newspaper—those that aren't already dead are dying—but journalism, and the journalists who do it.

School Board Proposes Changes to Closure Plan

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:04 PM

With only a day to go until the Seattle school board votes on Superintendent Maria Goodloe-Johnson's
school closure recommendations, several board members are tossing out amendments to block several of the controversial proposed closures.

Earlier this month, Superintendent Maria Goodloe-Johnson had recommended shutting down the African American Academy, Cooper Elementary, Meany Middle School, TT Minor and Summit K-12 programs.

The current proposed amendments include moving Nova High School and Summit's high school program into the Aki Kurose building in South Seattle, removing TT Minor from the closure list and keeping the Pathfinder program at the Genesee Hill building, rather than moving it to Cooper Elementary.

The final closure meeting is tomorrow at 6pm at district headquarters.

Alan Lee Keyes's History of Hiphop

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 4:04 PM

Because there are many in this town who have the gall to question my knowledge of hiphop, because they (the many) think my ideas about hiphop (my judgments about this or that rapper or beat) come out of the air in the air, I have decided to dedicate some energy to a subject that is dear to my heart, the history of hiphop. The posts will appear for the next two or so months on Lineout, and if you're wondering about their title, "Alan Lee Keyes's History of Hiphop," the answer can be found on 206proof.

As for this video...


...just enjoy it.

Currently Hanging

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 3:51 PM

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(On left) Josh Hite's Untitled (Stairs) (2008), 11-minute video projection

At Crawl Space. (Gallery site here.)

Josh Hite's video of stairs continually descending is a tribute to never getting there. I'm not sure, but I think he made it by piecing together still photographs he took of dozens and dozens and dozens of staircases (it runs for 11 minutes before almost imperceptibly looping back to the beginning).

He's lined up the stairs almost perfectly, so that it's not until you've watched for a minute that you realize that all of these stairs are not part of one endless set of stairs. You have the Sisyphean feeling of climbing forever, assisted by the large size of the projection, which makes the stairs look as large as they would if you were actually on them, looking down at them. And you also start to register the labor that went into making this thing, to notice each segment of steps as a little photographic sculpture passing by.

fab2/1233185620-img_5320.jpgThat this work was on display during Barack Obama's inauguration and first few weeks of office (it closes February 8) is no coincidence. It's part of a show about beginnings, introducing four young BC artists: Hite, Raymond Boisjoly, Samantha Stagg, and Lilith Yacub. Called Would You Like to Start Again at the Beginning?, the exhibition appears during a moment when all of America is basically answering YES. PLEASE. Seattle curator Jessica Powers calls it "a critical, speculative discussion about moments of optimism, cultural progress, and habitation."

I'm not convinced that habitation—represented by Stagg's two nylon tents sewn together into a new, mildly dispiriting, uninhabitable monster—fits in. But Boisjoly's installations made with strings of lights and Yacub's nature photographs with incident captions ("Carmen took her sister's acid and skipped school") probe our desire for a coherently documented and progressive history. What happened? Where? What have we learned? Boisjoly's rows of lights forming a circle on the wall spell out the letters of the title of the exhibition (above left). The words shift back and forth between being legible and illegible, informational/directional and blindingly festive. Is this a celebration or a question? It's both, like inauguration day. Would You Like to Start Again at the Beginning?: yet another example of Crawl Space earning its good reputation.

Send Your Sweetie a Valentine!

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 3:43 PM

f7e9/1233186416-pigsheart.jpgIt's time for The Stranger's free reader valentines! We're taking submissions now for our February 12th issue. Let that certain someone know you're thinking of him or her. For free!

Go spread your love, lovers!

(And for those of you without a special someone this year, don't fret. The Stranger's annual Valentine's Day Bash is Saturday, February 14th at Neumo's. "Bring a memento from a failed relationship, and Dan Savage will destroy it on stage in a sick, twisted, satisfying way.")

The Hits Keep Coming

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 3:37 PM

Starbucks closes 300 more stores. But don't worry, because the stimulus bill just passed, which means that Happy Days Are Here Again!

Right?

...right?

Mass Transit Wins One

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:40 PM

TPM:

Great news from the House floor, where members are debating the $825 billion stimulus bill. An amendment from Reps. Jerrold Nadler (D-NY), Peter DeFazio (D-OR), and Keith Ellison (D-MN)—restoring $3 billion in mass transit funding to an initial $10 billion pot that looked distressingly low to many urban-planning folks—just passed by voice vote.

This brings the infrastructure portion of the stimulus a large step closer to the level of investment that has a genuine chance of expanding the nation's green transportation options. Amtrak, Metro, and subway riders, rejoice.

Why Do Men Wear Socks In Porn?

Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:36 PM

I deal with that question in this week's Savage Love. Socks are incidental, I said, nothing to attach any meaning to, certainly not evidence of rampant sock fetishism among porn producers and consumers. My readers are suggesting some other possible explanations...

Dan, love your column, but you screwed the pooch on that answer. (Don't tell Rick Santorum.) I recall reading about this years ago. The reason for socks in porn is purely practical: porn sets are dirty. Now of course you might ask, why don't the women wear socks? Answer: because they're all wearing heels. I suppose you may protest and say that calling them "incidental" was a correct answer. True, but off the mark from the real reason. As you're surely not watching much hetero porn, you're excused this time.

I was interested in SID's question as to why men wear socks in porn movies. My husband has always pointed that out to me—his theory is that it's a throw-back to the time when porn movies were in their infancy and illegal to make. He always thought the socks stayed on so they could get dressed and leave quickly if the cops busted the shoot.

Regarding socks in porn, I always thought this was to keep the performers warm and their blood circulating, thus more able to do their job. Porn shoots are often done in cold places. Your feet are the most important extremity to keep warm, and you'd be surprised how much warmer the human body can be with only its feet covered versus nothing at all.

And how would a guy "use" a strap-on? One theory—better than any of the ones I came up with—after the jump.

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Was Roberto Bolano a Heroin User?

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:34 PM

In Brendan Kiley's marvelous review of Roberto Bolaño's 900-page novel 2666, he wrote:

Bolaño finished 2666 against the deadline of his own death. His liver was rotting from hepatitis C, which he contracted from a dirty needle while he was a young heroin addict, Trotskyite, and vagabond who had fled his native Chile after being jailed by the Pinochet regime.

When Kiley's piece appeared in the print edition of The Stranger last month, a portion of those two sentences—the heroin part—was turned into that page's pullquote (that's jargon for the line or two we pull out of an article and publish in big letters somewhere on the page to make it look nicer and draw your attention).

Turns out that heroin stuff might not be true. Take it away, NYT:

His widow, from whom he was separated at the time of his death, and Andrew Wylie, the American agent she recently hired after distancing herself from Mr. Bolaño’s friends, editors and publisher, are now challenging part of that image. They dispute the idea, originally suggested by Mr. Bolaño himself, endorsed by his American translator and mentioned in several of the rapturous recent reviews of “2666” in the United States, that he ever “had a heroin habit,” that his death was “traceable to heroin use” or even that he had “an acquaintance with heroin.”

Oh, and that stuff about Chile might not be true either.

In interviews by telephone from Spain and Mexico, Mr. Bolaño’s friends and associates suggested that he... embraced ambiguity. “He created his own myth,” said the woman with whom the writer was romantically involved at the time of his death, but who asked that her name not be published because she wants to preserve her privacy. “Nobody can deny that he played that game, and he would be the first to admit it.”

I love you, Roberto Bolaño. You have created a puzzle that's going to be impossible to solve: your own biography.

Seattle Times Bankruptcy Rumors Continue to Swirl

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:25 PM

Although a rumor that Newspaper Guild president Liz Brown sent an email to guild members warning that the Seattle Times is about to declare bankruptcy appears to be untrue, the rumors that a bankruptcy is imminent continue to swirl. A woman who answered the phone at Brown's office said she hadn't sent an email to that effect but acknowledged that "everyone is worried, obviously"; meanwhile, Times spokeswoman Jill Mackie responded to an email I sent to executive editor David Boardman with an odd nondenial denial:

Erica, Dave forwarded your question to me. I do not know on what basis Liz raised this as a possibility. That said, the actions we take or planning we engage in are aimed at preserving The Seattle Times and as many jobs as possible into the future. Hearst's recent surprise announcement is a reflection of the economic reality that in today's economy it is a struggle for even a single newspaper to be profitable and impossible for multiple papers in a single market. A timely end to the JOA gives The Seattle Times the best opportunity to be viable long term, but short term weathering this recession will still be a significant challenge. We will explore all options that will allow us to get through this very tough time and preserve jobs and content.

Jill

On some recent Mondays and Tuesdays, the Seattle Times has had as little as three pages of ads, total—including classifieds. Even at $27,000 a half-page, that's hardly enough to keep a newspaper the size of the Times afloat.

Setting Ebooks Back a Few Years

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:12 PM

Everybody's started spreading rumors about Kindle 2.0, which Amazon might unveil in a super-secret press conference on February 9th.

But the Espresso Book Machine, to my mind, is much more exciting. Their website refers to it as "In essence, an ATM for books." It looks kind of like a photocopier, and here's what it does:

ec4b/1233167277-751c3edd022adaa1b3910a3a50c336f4.pngThe Espresso Book Machine will print, bind, and trim a 300-page book in less than four minutes. Production cost is a penny a page and minimal human intervention is required for operation. The trim size of a book is infinitely variable between 8.5” x 11” and 4.5” x 4.5” and the EBM Version 2.0 can bind up to 830 pages.

If the Espresso people can arrange deals with most or all of the major publishers to be able to download and print their books—and that's a tremendous, almost entirely implausible if—this is a very good argument against those of you who believe Amazon is better than a bookstore because it has every book ever produced ever. I hope at least one local bookstore is working on getting one of these as soon as they're available.

Number of the Day: $26,788

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:06 PM

Is it...

(A) The cost of a week's worth of full-page ads in the Seattle Times.

(B) The cost of a week's worth of half-page ads in the Seattle Times.

(C) The cost of one full-page ad on a weekday in the Seattle Times.

(D) The cost of one half-page ad on a weekday in the Seattle Times.

The answer is after the jump. Don't cheat! Guess before you click below!

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Museums: Harnessing Whatever They've Got

Posted by Jen Graves on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:00 PM

Following Monday's news that Brandeis University wants to sell its museum's art in order to shore up its finances—and today's news that museum backers are fighting that impulse tooth and nail—comes this: The Maryhill Museum of Art, that weird little institution-that-could out in the middle of nowhere on the border of Washington and Oregon (I wrote about it in The Believer here), now has found a regular revenue stream in wind power.

Maryhill Museum of Art announced today that it has entered into a unique agreement with Windy Point Partners to site 15 wind turbines on the eastern end of the museum’s 5,300 acres in SW Washington state. Once the turbines begin producing energy in late 2009, the relationship is anticipated to generate over $100,000 in revenue for the museum each year.

According to the American Wind Energy Association, this is believed to be the first wind energy project in the United States to generate revenues for a nonprofit museum.

“This is literally is a wind-win situation — the museum will earn much-needed funds and at the same time, play an important role in a renewable energy project,” said Colleen Schafroth, executive director of Maryhill Museum of Art, which contains the second largest collection of August Rodin artwork on the West Coast and the largest public display of Native American basketry in North America.

“Revenue from the wind farm will provide additional resources to maintain the museum building and grounds, and allow us to meet the needs of our growing audiences,” says Schafroth. “Most people are feeling the pinch of increased expenses and Maryhill is no exception. Our costs are not static. And while we have membership revenue and generous donors, there is still an income gap.”

The museum’s approved operating budget for 2009 is $1,138,000. The museum welcomes approximately 45,000 visitors each year.

... The Windy Flats Wind Farm and the nearby Windy Point Wind Farm, both operated by Windy Point Partners, will be one of the largest wind projects in the U.S. It is expected that the two wind farms will produce enough clean electricity for over 250,000 households per year. Windy Point Partners has said that turbines on the site will be placed to avoid impacting the view from the Columbia River Gorge National Scenic Area. In addition, Windy Point Partners has committed to contributing over $1 million to a Columbia River Gorge habitat preservation fund. For more information, go to http://www.cannonpowergroup.com/.

Not many museums have 5,300 acres to play with. But they're all wondering what they do have to make money with.

The Vera Project's Auction is This Saturday

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 2:00 PM

And tickets are still available for you slackers.

A $100 donation gets you a silver ticket, which includes dinner and dessert.

A $200 donation gets you a platinum ticket, which includes dinner, dessert, VIP seating, and a gift bag.

The full list of items up for bid can be found here. There are many gift certificates to local business, a couple trips including an African Safari, tickets to Bumbershoot and Sasquatch, tattoos, a hot air balloon ride, and so much more (including a stellar selection of baked goods... one of which will be baked by yours truly).

Visit vivavera.org for more information.

(For those of you who may be scoffing at the cost, I agree that tickets prices are a little steep [especially given the current economy], but it is for a good cause. All the proceeds will benefit the Vera Project and help them continue to build a creative community for the youth in and around Seattle. The last Vera auction was a lot of fun. The food was tasty, and it's a good excuse to get all dressed up and act classy for an evening.)

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