Slog

News & Arts

The Stranger Suggests

Critics' Best Bets
Music Arts & Food


Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

"I wanna walk down the aisle on an Island..."

Posted by on Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 9:37 AM

Timothy at Box Turtle Bulletin has some interesting news about marriage equality in Hawaii. But first a little trip down memory lane: the supreme court in Hawaii was the first to find that denying marriage rights to gays and lesbians was unconstitutional—way, way back in 1993. The court didn't order the state marriage to start issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples; instead it sent the case back to a lower court and gave the state one last chance to make its discriminatory case. But conservatives forces put an anti-gay marriage amendment to Hawaii's constitution on the ballot, voters approved it, and the supreme court's ruling was essentially voided. BTB:

But unlike the amendments that followed, this constitutional change did not ban same-sex marriage; rather, it stated “The legislature shall have the power to reserve marriage to opposite-sex couples.”

And so they did... But the amendment also allows the legislature to change its mind and no longer reserve marriage to opposite-sex couples. And the AP is reporting that the legislature is likely to consider just such a move this spring.

The AP lists three items on the agenda for Hawaiian lawmakers this session: legalizing gambling, recognizing gay marriage, and preserving Hawaiian lands. Says BTB...

Hawaii, whose economy relies to a large extent on tourism, is feeling the economic crunch. Let’s hope that the legislature, which is almost unanimously Democratic, will decide that becoming a gay wedding destination spot could be a way to simultaneously advance personal liberties and help the financial condition of the state.

Yes, let's hope. But Hawaiian legislators wouldn't just be advancing personal liberties and helping out the state's ailing tourism industry if they legalized same-sex marriage this session. They would also be making the delightful "Hawaiian Wedding Song" from Howard Crabtree's When Pigs Fly relevant again. That number, written for the hit 1996 Off Broadway musical review, looked forward to the imminent legalization of same-sex marriage in Hawaii. The state's anti-gay marriage amendment was approved during the show's run and it curdled the number. Most subsequent productions of When Pigs Fly have omitted it. It was just a little insult—well, an insult for us musical theater queens anyway—heaped on top of the injury of the amendment itself.

I wish I could find a version of the song on You Tube, or that I knew how to work this Interwebs well enough to post the song—I'm listening to it now—but here are some of the lyrics.

I wanna walk down the aisle on an island,
And take vows with lots of aa-oo-ee vowels,
Where tropical wedding showers
Bring gifts of his-and-his matching towels,

I wanna see all our friends and family
On a beach by Hana Bay.
They're all gonna fly in
For our Hawaiian
Wedding Day!

 

Comments (12) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
1
Dan,

Record the song over some pictures or whatnot on a video or powerpoint, open an account on YouTube, upload the video, et voila! A gay old time!
Posted by P to the J on January 27, 2009 at 9:46 AM
2
We just need to be ready for the rush of gay hating Mormons, Catholics, and other Christian fundie types to Hawaii.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore on January 27, 2009 at 10:11 AM
3
Amusingly, only my straight siblings have been married in Hawaii (2 of 3).

We're still waiting for Chris to get up the nerve to ask some guy, but he'll probably fly to BC instead.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 27, 2009 at 10:24 AM
4
I saw "When Pigs Fly" way back when and from one musical theater queen to another, thank you for rekindling my memories on my first experience in NY, my first experience seeing unabashedly gay boys singing and dancing which is all I ever wanted to do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kehI2Ps8N…
Posted by dj michael on January 27, 2009 at 10:37 AM
5
This should be a no-brainer for Hawaii from an economic standpoint.
Posted by Julie in Eugene on January 27, 2009 at 10:39 AM
6
In reading that post, it made me think that marriage is a sort of legalized gambling in itself.

random thought.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 27, 2009 at 10:47 AM
7
Don't get your hopes up. Remember, Oahu has a huge Mormon influence. They have a large BYU campus there, the propaganda-spreading Polynesian Cultural Center, and they are heavily invested in missionary work there.

The Mormons will do the same thing in HI that they did for Prop 8 in CA. The Mormons had a lot to do with the HI constitutional amendment back in the 1990s. Most other Hawaiians couldn't give a shit.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on January 27, 2009 at 10:49 AM
8
Roll them dice, Urgutha.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 27, 2009 at 12:29 PM
9
thanks for the youtube link dj michael.
Posted by kim on January 27, 2009 at 1:44 PM
10
That might be true Reverse Polarity, but Hawaii is even more solidly Democratic than California has ever been.
Posted by Chris in Tampa on January 27, 2009 at 2:08 PM
11
Getting married in Hawaii won't make the marriage valid in other states. It seems it would be pointless and expensive.
Posted by Vince on January 27, 2009 at 3:08 PM
12
you can preview part of the song on Amazon...
Posted by HI,MITCHO! on January 27, 2009 at 6:09 PM

Add a comment

Advertisement
 

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy