Eat this:

This is the breakfast pizza at Zayda Buddy's in Ballard. Holy shit. I had it for the first time yesterday and it was probably the best breakfast invention since French Toast. Its thin, crispy crust was covered in eggs, cheese, peppers, onions, and tater tots. It comes with sausage, but being vegetarians, we substituted spinach.

They have a few more varieties—one with feta and olives and another with more meat. They also have some egg sandwiches and stuff like that. They begin serving breakfast at 11 am. You're welcome.