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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Why, Itzhak, Why?

Posted by on Thu, Jan 22, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Apparently the same folks that ran the Beijing Olympics were running the inauguration...

The somber, elegiac tones before President Obama’s oath of office at the inauguration on Tuesday came from the instruments of Yo-Yo Ma, Itzhak Perlman and two colleagues. But what the millions on the National Mall and watching on television heard was in fact a recording, made two days earlier by the quartet and matched tone for tone by the musicians playing along.

This news is making me wonder if John Roberts flubbed the oath of office by accident or if it was planned that way so that OBAMA COULD TAKE THE OATH OF OFFICE WITHOUT PUTTING HIS HAND ON THE BIBLE!!!!

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I am so pleased that he didn't use a Bible the second time. I truly hope that some right-wing nutter's head explodes because of this. I also secretly hope that the screwing up of the oath and the no-bible-retake is Obama's way of fucking with the nutters. Even though it's not. But still. A girl can dream.
Posted by Julie in Eugene (formerly in Chicago) on January 22, 2009 at 6:09 PM
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Huh. I wondered about this when I was watching it. Something seemed off, but then again ABC's audio feed was often out of whack.

It makes total and complete sense that they did this. I can't even imagine trying to play an instrument like that in the cold weather. Aretha told Larry King that the cold messed up her voice, too. Perhaps she should've sung to a recording as well.

I love the NO BIBLE? wackos. What a bunch of mouth-breathing dunces. Learn some history you ignorant fucks.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on January 22, 2009 at 6:10 PM
3
I don't care if it was Perlman and Ma, or if it was live or Memorex. All I know is, it stunk, like everything John Williams has ever done.
Posted by Fnarf on January 22, 2009 at 6:13 PM
4
Hell yeah, nobody needs to lay hands on that silly book of spells and myths.
Posted by Sun King on January 22, 2009 at 6:15 PM
5
Tuning your instrument and then taking it out into severe heat or cold can seriously throw off your careful tuning, making your performance sound like crap. I'm not surprised they pre-recorded.
Posted by Violin on January 22, 2009 at 6:16 PM
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@3,

I have to disagree with you there. It boggles my mind that John Williams bothers composing for anything outside of the movies, but his film scores are fine. They get the job done and, in terms of how they complement those movies, they're better than plenty of film scores by "real" composers.
Posted by keshmeshi on January 22, 2009 at 6:17 PM
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@3 - Fnarf: Totally. I was honestly surprised that we didn't hear the Imperial March or theme from Jurassic Park shoehorned into it. Well performed, granted, but insipid!
Posted by Chris B on January 22, 2009 at 6:17 PM
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Of course it was recorded. You can't play solo string instruments in open air like that without pickups on the instruments. They'd sound like shit.
And, @3, yeah it sucked. Those four could have IMPROVISED something on the tune of simple gifts that was much better. Ma especially is a very gifted musician not just a great cellist. With that kind of talent anchoring the quartet they would have been better than anything John Williams might have come up with given a lifetime. Williams was used to anchor it in old white bullshit.
Posted by kinaidos on January 22, 2009 at 6:22 PM
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@8

The pickups point is well made. At least they tried to make it look legit.
Posted by Violin on January 22, 2009 at 6:25 PM
10
Jesus, just last night I was thinking some wingnut was going to claim the flub was a conspiracy so that Obama could do the oath later on the Koran. Not too far off.

Posted by w7ngman on January 22, 2009 at 6:33 PM
11
I'm waiting for the day when a president is sworn in on a copy of Harry Potter. It'll happen by 2040.
Posted by kebabs on January 22, 2009 at 6:33 PM
12
Ugh. Do not get me started on John Williams.
Posted by saxfanatic on January 22, 2009 at 6:41 PM
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The article has a good point about the weather. In that extreme cold they would have had intonation issues (strings going sharp), which for the piano would have been impossible to remedy, and might have caused strings to break on either of the instruments. I suppose they might have gotten away with tuning the instruments sharp, but some with a good ear could find that distasteful. Thankfully we don't use sheep intestine anymore.
Posted by w7ngman on January 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
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I still like the score for Star Wars.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
15
Ugh. Do not get me started on saxophones.
Posted by My name is John Daker on January 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM
16
A long time ago, I found a single-sided John Williams 45 that was A Fifth of Beethoven-ized disco version of his Close Encounters song. It wasn't good, but it was funny - to me at least - at the time.
Posted by Dougsf on January 22, 2009 at 7:02 PM
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Missing from Inauguration then:

Bad sino-pop between events.
Posted by Shanghai Hilton on January 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
18
I want to be sworn in on a copy of Terry Pratchet's "Small Gods".
Posted by yucca flower on January 22, 2009 at 7:20 PM
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If there is one thing you can say unites every American administration since Washington's, it is that none of them ever wanted to get started the kind of people who state in no uncertain terms not to get them started. It's simple common sense: you warn us not to get you started, and we heed your wise council.

I just wish Obama would hurry up and issue our numbers so we can get on with buying and selling.
Posted by elenchos on January 22, 2009 at 7:24 PM
20
Too cold for their poor fingers!! Not to mention the very valuable instruments...
Posted by MarkyMark on January 22, 2009 at 7:33 PM
21
The Internet is a race, but don't get the "everybody is a critic"'s engine started.
It'll just sound like a buzzing Frig.
Posted by ATtheTonedeafTheTimeWillBe on January 22, 2009 at 7:36 PM
22
I heard the original swear-in bible was a copy of "The God Delusion" in a fake old book shell.
Posted by T-Bone on January 22, 2009 at 7:37 PM
23
I heard it was a copy of "The Joy of Fisting."
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on January 22, 2009 at 8:06 PM
24
ITT: Hipsters rage on John Williams.
Posted by Sirkowski on January 22, 2009 at 8:26 PM
25
I noticed that adorable little girl playing the violin and wondered what was up . . .
Posted by Patti on January 22, 2009 at 8:36 PM
26
On a completely unrelated note, I'm so relieved that Mr. Poe and Bellevue Ave seem to have disappeared from the Slog. Much more pleasant with them gone. Hopefully a pitbull is gnawing on their bones in a Capitol Hill alley.
Posted by Internet Douches -R- Us on January 22, 2009 at 8:57 PM
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what no one knows is that Obama has since then taken the oath a THIRD time, but this time in arabic with one hand on the Koran and the other clinched tight around a freshly aborted fetus.



then he kicked a puppy.
Posted by jj on January 22, 2009 at 9:00 PM
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Dan,
I found both revelations funny and not too surprising. It proves that whoever is in the White House has much if not all choreographed for him or her. Suddenly, Bush's presenting a "faux" turkey on Thanksgiving on his surprise visit to Iraq a few years ago doesn't seem so ludicrous.
Posted by lark on January 22, 2009 at 9:43 PM
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It's kinda creepy that it was recorded...but, really...I thought the song was quite nice, pleasing. I mean, what do you want?
Posted by homage to me on January 22, 2009 at 9:53 PM
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Dan,

Your fear and irrational quick draw on some silly "issues" (portland mayor, pit bulls, youth pastors), are not so pretty. Just embrace the era of responsibility and stick to the core apple. Take a red and see that you are playing into the same old culture war bs that the repubs have won on for years. Slow your reactionary ass down please.
Posted by keep up the fight on January 22, 2009 at 9:55 PM
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seriously had they attempted to mic them it would have sounded more like early Jesus and Mary Chain than the stirring Muzak of J. Williams.

too bad the composer wasn't Itzhak's old student CC DeVille.
Posted by part time Lover on January 22, 2009 at 10:01 PM
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I gave a lecture in my class the next day about traditionalist composers (Copland and others) vs. the serialists (Schoenberg, Webern) -- both were reactions, of a sort, against war, the industrialization of everything, urban chaos, modernism. And Williams fits firmly into the traditionalist mode, as do most film soundtracks. I think they were SMART to prerecord -- I could see Yo-Yo Ma's breath in the icy cold, and I worried about the clarinetist getting any sound out of his instrument at all. It was fine. Relax. Put on another soundtrack.
Posted by Sarah on January 22, 2009 at 10:27 PM
33
Could have been worse, Fnarf - it could have been the theme from "Lost In Space."

Note to @24:

Us pre-hipsters, who've had our ears assaulted by insipidly neoromantic Johnny Williams (as he used to be known back when he was composing Irwin Allen TV series themes) scores since the 1960's have every right to rage on him.
Posted by COMTE on January 22, 2009 at 11:31 PM
34
Obama didn't use a bible the second time around as a shout out to all those "non-believers" he mentioned in his address.
Posted by idaho on January 22, 2009 at 11:31 PM
35
1) Where's Mr. Poe?

2) Who is John Williams?
Posted by J.R. on January 22, 2009 at 11:49 PM
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1
a dream is a terrible thing to waste
Posted by . . . on a petty, bitter, spiteful bitch on January 23, 2009 at 3:17 AM
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@33: Agreed. Thank you.

What riles me is not that John Williams is untalented - on the contrary. He is a highly talented composer who probably could have done anything but wasted his talents entrenching movie score cliches for Spielberg et al.

"Johnny Williams", his father, was a terrific jazz drummer in Raymond Scott's Quintette from 1936-39. Their output was a perfect blend of musical innovation and commercial success - proof that it can be done.
Posted by saxfanatic on January 23, 2009 at 3:31 AM
38
Gentlemen and Ladies, you are witnessing a rare event, the first few steps in the birth of a conspiracy theory. You will be hearing variations on this story years from now....
Posted by David Ezell on January 23, 2009 at 4:43 AM
39
"Well screw the Bible!"
Posted by Rob on January 23, 2009 at 5:10 AM
40
It's a book. Hasn't been touched by the hand of god, or blessed by the pope. It's leather and paper, that's all.
Posted by Charm on January 23, 2009 at 6:49 AM
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36
enjoying yourself?
Posted by ...you self-righteous ass on January 23, 2009 at 8:30 AM
42
aaaaahhhhhh
yes, thank you
Posted by everyone knows it's you, skank on January 23, 2009 at 9:01 AM
43
42
wrong
Posted by Try Again on January 23, 2009 at 9:19 AM
44
S.K.A.N.K.
Posted by ok on January 23, 2009 at 10:11 AM
45
nothing was as bad as Aretha Franklin's number. Even the poem was better.
Posted by James on January 23, 2009 at 10:42 AM
46
uh, not quite getting the hatin' on John Williams...granted, he hasn't come up with anything new for quite awhile but his scores for all those popcorn films of the 70's and 80's are iconic.

Popular doesn't mean bad and indie doesn't necessarily mean it's good. Pull the hipster pole out of your ass, people.
Posted by michael strangeways on January 23, 2009 at 11:06 AM
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@46,

Exactly.

What you guys want a high-brow score for Star Wars? Come on.
Posted by keshmeshi on January 23, 2009 at 11:46 AM
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@32, etc - This was covered in the NYT this morning. Apparently pre-recording, for use as a last resort, is standard procedure for this kind of thing.
Justice Roberts should obviously have been pre-recorded.
Posted by Read it in the NYT on January 23, 2009 at 12:40 PM
49
ehh . . . the bible was probably locked up in the National Archives right after the first swearing-in. I doubt that Roberts would have easy access to it.
Posted by kevin on January 24, 2009 at 9:24 AM
50
please no more swearing-in on the bible. its like promising on a huge stack of get of jail free cards. please, true separation of church and state in my lifetime.
Posted by shewasaprism on January 25, 2009 at 9:12 AM

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