The Giant Stumbles: Microsoft to lay off 5000.
New President Yesterday: Jacket off, competency on.
New President Today: Foreign-affairs-apalooza, bans on black sites and torture.
7.1: P.I. helpfully explains: "Washington has almost caught up with the nation when it comes to unemployment — and that's not a good thing."
Antarctica: Warming.
China's Economy: Stumbling.
New American Home Construction Stats: Worst since 1959.
Thus Endeth The Legacy: Caroline Kennedy backs out of the Senate nomination race.
Way to Not be the Bad Guy, America: World celebrates the closing of Guantanamo.
But It Wasn't Really...Good Exactly: Benjamin Button leads Oscar nominations.
Contender For Headline of the Day: "Florida Man Confesses to Sending Mysterious Monkey Text Message"
And finally, a product you might want to buy for the laid-off Microsoftie in your life: