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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by Kelly O on Thu, Jan 22, 2009 at 12:00 PM

And the Winner of Drunk of the Week™, LIVE, from the 2009 Inauguration is... Diii-Anne SAWYER!

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Oh my god, she's been replaced by whatever alien is now inhabiting Paula Abdul!!

Posted by boxofbirds on January 22, 2009 at 12:04 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

Posted by Lindy West on January 22, 2009 at 12:09 PM

Diane Sawyer is the world's hottest 63-year-old.

Posted by DOUG. on January 22, 2009 at 12:09 PM

i want whatever she's on. she's feeling gooood.

Posted by rara avis on January 22, 2009 at 12:11 PM

Is it creepy that she's wearing CFM boots?

Posted by Renton Mike on January 22, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Who's that little muffin who complements her boots?

Posted by mattymatt on January 22, 2009 at 12:21 PM

@6--Jason Wu. The designer of Michelle Obama's ball gown.

Posted by Balt-O-Matt on January 22, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Sad. "Teeny, teeny" sad.

Posted by Vince on January 22, 2009 at 12:25 PM

you know, i don't think diane was drunk. maybe a little (a lot) sleep deprived and slap happy, but not drunk. she was after all, reporting non-stop for like, 3 days. a lot of reporters were showing some wear and tear by the end of all the hoopla.

that said, she'd probably be a lot of fun to get drunk with. i bet she's a foul-mouthed sailor who puts back shots of johnnie walker black label.

Posted by _adam_ on January 22, 2009 at 12:26 PM

Um, no. Diane Sawyer is a prude's prude. She's built her entire career on sex hysteria, as in, people might be having it somewhere, which shouldn't be allowed. NO FUN AT ALL.

Posted by Fnarf on January 22, 2009 at 12:37 PM

I noticed that many reporters were slap happy, too. Ann Curry and Brian Williams from NBC looked haggard and somewhat low-energy, but still pretty excited and eager to cover the events of the day.

Posted by CommonKnowledge on January 22, 2009 at 12:39 PM

Hmm... seems like the tape speed was slowed down a little bit to make her sound drunk. Haven't we seen this before somewhere? It's like the total opposite of WheelCheney.

Posted by kid icarus on January 22, 2009 at 12:54 PM

Wow, heh. Bottoms up, Diane!

Posted by Carollani on January 22, 2009 at 1:01 PM

@10 - i beg to differ, she'd be hot in bed.

still waters run deep.

Posted by Will in Seattle on January 22, 2009 at 1:35 PM

That clip just made me like her.

Posted by I've been in that boat! on January 22, 2009 at 2:00 PM

No, Will; the only woman who would sleep with you is an ACTUAL corpse.

Posted by Fnarf on January 22, 2009 at 3:16 PM

DANG!

Posted by chicfrilla on January 22, 2009 at 3:17 PM

for the half of u who don't know, the tape has been manipulated for our viewing pleasure...

Posted by lori on January 22, 2009 at 4:13 PM

or maybe she just has a brain tumor, you know, like the goertzen!

Posted by erin on January 22, 2009 at 5:16 PM

Even if the tape has been slowed down, no non-drunk person would say "teeeny teeeny little citizens" they ways she says it in this. Also, she has had some fucking work done! Damn!

Posted by Miss Vicious on January 23, 2009 at 12:54 PM