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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Teh Internets REVENGE IS MINE AND MINE ALONE

Posted by on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 3:13 PM

I AM CARL, THE ALMIGHTY BRAIN OF SLOG. MERE MORTALS CANNOT BEGIN TO APPROACH MY POWER. BE AFRAID, DAN SAVAGE—BE VERY, VERY AFRAID.

 

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1
Fuck you, Carl.
Posted by Pope Urbane on January 21, 2009 at 3:12 PM
2
carl is taking over!
Posted by d on January 21, 2009 at 3:13 PM
3
"I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body', and then in your parenthesis there it says 'Until the Break of Dawn"
Posted by Dougsf on January 21, 2009 at 3:13 PM
4
hot, carl
Posted by Kinkos on January 21, 2009 at 3:14 PM
5
I don't get it.
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on January 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM
6
Go fuck yourself with a 13 month old rotten fetus at the alter of your local Catholic church while sucking off an 87 year old priest as a nun looks on playing with herself!!
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on January 21, 2009 at 3:16 PM
7
"Open the Slog bay doors, Carl."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dan"
Posted by N on January 21, 2009 at 3:17 PM
8
i just ate two hard boiled eggs. i lightly salted them.
Posted by derrickito on January 21, 2009 at 3:17 PM
9
Yes but will there be free ice cream?
Posted by gfrancie on January 21, 2009 at 3:18 PM
10
CAPS ARE CRUISE CONTROL

EAT MY ASSHOLE CARL
Posted by internet hate is fun on January 21, 2009 at 3:18 PM
11
This comment was randomly generated by Carl.
Posted by kid icarus on January 21, 2009 at 3:20 PM
12
nice to see Dick Cheney found a job so quickly after unemployment.
Posted by HOT KARL'S JR on January 21, 2009 at 3:20 PM
13
it's Carl! Run for your lives!!!!!
Posted by Abby on January 21, 2009 at 3:22 PM
14
Ooh this is fun! Is everyone hungover and crazy from yesterday still? Everyone except for Carl. I'm down with Carl, promise.
Posted by snakes on January 21, 2009 at 3:25 PM
15
carl
Posted by carl on January 21, 2009 at 3:29 PM
16
Carl, when are we going to get MySlogSpace/FaceSlog? I want to add Lindy West as my #1 Slog friend.
Posted by Kem on January 21, 2009 at 3:31 PM
17
Oooh yeah, dat right dere is where it's at. REO speedwagon. Yeaahhh... I hate my life.
Posted by Joh on January 21, 2009 at 3:33 PM
18
What does CARL stand for?
Posted by elenchos on January 21, 2009 at 3:34 PM
19
Who is CARL?
Posted by kim on January 21, 2009 at 3:36 PM
20
Here is Carl's PdxSpace account. Looking at his comments, he's really into bike fairs and especially adult tricycles.

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/…
Posted by Kem on January 21, 2009 at 3:37 PM
21
Nice to finally meet you, CARL. *waves*
Posted by Tracy on January 21, 2009 at 3:40 PM
22
Computer Advocating Rampant Lesbianism?
Computerized Asshole Running Linux?
Cats Are Real Lazy?

That's it: C.A.R.L. means "Computerized Asshole Running Linux"
Posted by AJ on January 21, 2009 at 3:43 PM
23
I like grapes.
Posted by NaFun on January 21, 2009 at 3:44 PM
24
car!
Posted by infrequent on January 21, 2009 at 3:45 PM
25
CARL's Acronym Recursively Loops?
Posted by elenchos on January 21, 2009 at 3:53 PM
26
Does Carl have chest hair?
Posted by Simac on January 21, 2009 at 3:55 PM
27
whut u gownadew widdat lahwnmowr buhlade, Carl?
Posted by dwight yokam before the bisection on January 21, 2009 at 3:55 PM
28
Master Shake: I hate to be a buzz kill, but he said that your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off.
Carl: All right, fine, we'll do that.
Meatwad: And the blood's just gonna keep flowing, unless …
Cybernetic Ghost: Unless Carl pays tribute to the Elfin Elders in space.
Carl: I'll do it. What do I do?
Cybernetic Ghost: You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape.
Carl: Okay … how much?
Cybernetic Ghost: Sexually.
Carl: … wonderful.
Posted by Greg on January 21, 2009 at 4:00 PM
29
#28 - thank you.
Posted by Dougsf on January 21, 2009 at 4:04 PM
30
Carl!
Posted by Mahtli69 on January 21, 2009 at 4:19 PM
31
Carl loves fixies.
Posted by Carl is the anti-trike on January 21, 2009 at 4:21 PM
32
@26:

Yes.

But it is not his.
Posted by five flasks from feeling fine on January 21, 2009 at 4:31 PM
33
Carl probably has Mr. Poe in captivity somewhere too.
Posted by Y.F. on January 21, 2009 at 4:37 PM
34
I got food poisoning at Carl's Jr. a while back. Are you gonna settle out of court for your kid?
Posted by MDP on January 21, 2009 at 4:39 PM
35
WHAT HAS CARL DONE FOR THE QFTBLG COMMUNITY OR FOR DYKES OF SIZE?
Posted by STILL UNDER THE BUS on January 21, 2009 at 5:04 PM
36
CARL'S REVIEWS ARE TOO MEAN
Posted by mike on January 21, 2009 at 5:41 PM
37
Carl, what took you so long?
Posted by Explorer on January 21, 2009 at 6:00 PM
38
I'm HAL 9000, and I approve this message from Carl.
Posted by HAL 9000 on January 21, 2009 at 6:40 PM
39
Carl Is Really Linux.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 21, 2009 at 7:04 PM

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