Slog

News & Arts

Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

« Bill Would Criminalize Assault by V… | Saving the B & O Espresso Building… »

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Hetero On the Double

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 2:58 PM

92f2/1232578298-picture_2.jpg
Arousal triggers?

Comments (24) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment

Hint: It's shaped like a penis.

Posted by flamingbanjo on January 21, 2009 at 2:58 PM

Meaning once you know his arousal triggers you can hurry him the hell up.

Posted by cheeseititsthecops on January 21, 2009 at 3:00 PM

Charles, are you incapable of posting anything that doesn't contain a question mark?

Posted by GrammarCop on January 21, 2009 at 3:01 PM

my arousal trigger is Dick Cheney in a wheelchair now.

Posted by Lindy's New Boyfriend on January 21, 2009 at 3:04 PM

Ladies, I wrote the article.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on January 21, 2009 at 3:04 PM

It's been a running joke for decades that each issue of Cosmo has an article spilling the "secret" that you can arouse a man by putting his dick in your mouth. These days they add a little digital stimulation to the mix and call it fresh news.

Posted by tomasyalba on January 21, 2009 at 3:04 PM

Maybe, we should get Dan's thoughts on this all important subject?

Posted by kim on January 21, 2009 at 3:08 PM

Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trR5ROuf1…

Posted by Bart on January 21, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Yeah. Like being touched.

Posted by very bad homo on January 21, 2009 at 3:23 PM

Boobs.

Posted by DOUG. on January 21, 2009 at 3:39 PM

i read this in cosmo once:

q: what's the best way to give a hand job?
a: use your mouth

Posted by taint on January 21, 2009 at 3:40 PM

You know, like children's toys on the lawn.

Posted by Soy latte on January 21, 2009 at 3:43 PM

@12: Too soon, dude.

Posted by Greg on January 21, 2009 at 4:05 PM

Grab and tug

Posted by Your mother on January 21, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Triggers? Are we talkin' Roy Rogers here?

Posted by RonK, Seattle on January 21, 2009 at 4:53 PM

Arousal triggers?

hmmmm, if you bring a tin of bag balm, some pork rinds and an ewok costume, then promise a rousing match of candyland and blast some obscure Vietnamese surf music, rowrrr I'm all yours baby.

Posted by are you threatening me? on January 21, 2009 at 4:54 PM

Fuck Doubling His Pleasure! He should be reading up on Doubling Her Pleasure.

Posted by Y.F. on January 21, 2009 at 4:55 PM

I agree with #2. "Double his satisfaction" means "Get him off of you and snoring twice as fast."

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on January 21, 2009 at 5:06 PM

I wouldn't know what a guy felt, but I can tell from my bf's face that he likes it XP It's better for the girl though. For guys it doesn't feel any different if they're a virgin, for girls it can hurt and bleed at first, but then it feels really good. Btw if you do it and have problems getting an orgasm, hold your breath. It helps a lot as weird as it sounds.....

Posted by JennY Z on January 21, 2009 at 5:55 PM

"My wife's magazines have all these articles about how to have an orgasm. What's so hard about it? Bam! There, I just had another one."

Posted by banjoboy on January 21, 2009 at 6:15 PM

Breezes? Sultry looks?

I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!

Posted by STJA on January 21, 2009 at 8:53 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/07…

Posted by Greg on January 21, 2009 at 9:41 PM

@10- Succinct and the 11th Commandement.

Sex for me feels like me jerking me off while I watch Gianna Michaels (Seattle native!) get nailed (and that huge rack a flopping all willy-nilly).

I could have sex with my girlfriend if GOD hadn't "found" her seven months ago.

Posted by Not my display name on January 21, 2009 at 9:47 PM

If you need to arouse a man...

Ladies- it's between your legs.

Posted by Agent of Chaos on January 21, 2009 at 11:49 PM