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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

News Headline of the Day

Posted by on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 3:04 PM

From the Mail:

Former French President Chirac hospitalised
after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

 

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1
That's it! This is the ammunition we needed! BAN POODLES! NO MORE MAULINGS! BREED BANS WORK!
Posted by Hernandez on January 21, 2009 at 3:05 PM
2
wait, what?
Posted by Lindy's New Boyfriend on January 21, 2009 at 3:12 PM
3
LOL!
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on January 21, 2009 at 3:19 PM
4
You win this round, Daily Mail.
Posted by Abby on January 21, 2009 at 3:25 PM
5
He must have provoked that poodle somehow. Haven't I always said that poodles should be chopped up and fed to their idiot owners?
Posted by elenchos on January 21, 2009 at 3:30 PM
6
The article clearly states that the demon-dog is a maltese. WTF is up with the clearly wrong headline? For reals.
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on January 21, 2009 at 3:41 PM
7
Dan Savage take note. You and your god damned poodle beware. We're waging a breed ban and we're targeting you mother fucker!
Posted by bansarestupid on January 21, 2009 at 3:50 PM
8
Dear France,


Things like this is why we as Americans feel its' always alright to make fun of you.


Just sayin'.


Love,


Matt Hickey

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey on January 21, 2009 at 4:06 PM
9
Thank god it wasn't a pomeranian.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 21, 2009 at 4:22 PM
10
Omg, Bush choked on a pretzel! That means pretzels are just as dangerous as poison Chinese baby formula!! POISON FOOD BANS DON'T WORK!!
Posted by Kem on January 21, 2009 at 4:28 PM
11
The poodle was "clinically depressed?" What?!
Posted by prude-le on January 21, 2009 at 4:43 PM
12
Duh. Get a proper dog like a retriever or setter. He won't get mauled unless he doesn't give up the tennis ball.
Posted by beelzebufo on January 22, 2009 at 9:32 AM

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