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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Wheelcheney!

Posted by on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 4:03 PM

Is ANYTHING better than Wheelcheney?


Scoot, scoot, scoot!

Thank you, Wonkette.

 

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1
No, no there isn't. Can we push him down a hill and see how fast he'll go? There are some great hills here in Seattle
Posted by Anna on January 20, 2009 at 4:05 PM · Report this
2
Off to Pottersville!
Posted by DOUG. on January 20, 2009 at 4:09 PM · Report this
3
I kept hoping to see a reenactment of the "Little House on the Prairie" episode where Laura shoved a wheelchair bound Nellie Oleson screaming down a hill. But, alas....
Posted by pa on January 20, 2009 at 4:10 PM · Report this
4
He looks like Dr. Strangelove! How appropriate.
Posted by Timothy Hicks on January 20, 2009 at 4:10 PM · Report this
5
Yes, there is something better. You speed up the video play back and add a soundtrack of Yakety Sax.
Posted by carrma on January 20, 2009 at 4:12 PM · Report this
6
Anything better than a Wheelcheney?

Umm...a Wheelcheney with a funny hat and some racing stripes?
Posted by Hernandez on January 20, 2009 at 4:13 PM · Report this
7
Injury while packing to leave? Proof of karma.

All hail the departure of Palpatine.
Posted by Andy Niable on January 20, 2009 at 4:14 PM · Report this
8
Wonder if his opinions on ADA compliance have changed?
Posted by Sir Vic on January 20, 2009 at 4:23 PM · Report this
9
(a) injured while shredding documents, is more like it.

(b) for me, the day is best marked by the visual contrast of the decrepit, scowling, invalid Cheney and the bright-eyed, cute-as-buttons Malia and Sasha.
Posted by fixo on January 20, 2009 at 4:26 PM · Report this
10
His batteries are finally running out.
Posted by CommonKnowledge on January 20, 2009 at 4:31 PM · Report this
11
Seriously! It's the best day ever!
Posted by wheelcheney: engage! on January 20, 2009 at 4:32 PM · Report this
12
Injured while bullwhipping minions...
Posted by eliza on January 20, 2009 at 4:33 PM · Report this
13
First one to the bottom of the cliff wins!

You first, Comrade Dick!
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 20, 2009 at 4:35 PM · Report this
14
i can just hear those creaky little mr. potter wheels. *squeeek squeeek squeeek!*
Posted by ingopixel on January 20, 2009 at 4:35 PM · Report this
15
Obviously we need a version where they speed up the film and they add some yakkity sax.
Posted by gfrancie on January 20, 2009 at 4:38 PM · Report this
16
I DO THIS FOR YOUR LOVE LINDY WEST!!

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhi…
Posted by Lindy's New Boyfriend on January 20, 2009 at 4:40 PM · Report this
17
I don't know. The commentary around all of this bothers me greatly. It doesn't speak solely to Cheney - it speaks to Americans with disabilities across the country.. and how they are perceived.
Posted by toph on January 20, 2009 at 4:43 PM · Report this
18
go back to Ottowa, hockeysaurus rex! what do you know about REAL MERIKANS?
Posted by MONSTER TRUCK WALMART BURGER KING $5 FOOT LONG on January 20, 2009 at 4:50 PM · Report this
19
Oh my God @ 16...
It's been a great day, but that video is a personal highlight. Thank you!
Posted by Gurldoggie on January 20, 2009 at 4:52 PM · Report this
20
@16 - perfect end to a great day!

@12 - cheney spent the last 8 years ruining everything for everyone. FUCK HIM.
Posted by skye on January 20, 2009 at 4:57 PM · Report this
21
i meant @17 on that second bit there...
Posted by skye on January 20, 2009 at 4:58 PM · Report this
22
Check out Liz Henry's thoughts:

I imagined, and then later saw, Cheney being shovelled about from place to place behind the scenes, through freight elevators and dank back-hallways, maybe even a steam tunnel or two, carried ignominiously or bumped up backwards over some surprise steps no one thought about, and I felt a bit of schadenfreude there though I'm not proud of it. But I wondered, would anyone in power notice, a little bit more than they did before, what inaccessibility means, how excluding and alienating and humiliating it can be?
Posted by jlv on January 20, 2009 at 5:03 PM · Report this
23
Dude should totally get a Hoveround.
Posted by MidwayPete on January 20, 2009 at 5:05 PM · Report this
24
@22. Thanks for that.
Posted by suren~o on January 20, 2009 at 5:11 PM · Report this
25
OMG! Thank you internet! I didn't believe that the Secret was true until now. Ask and you shall receive! Thank you 16 even though you did it for Lindy and not me!
Posted by carrma on January 20, 2009 at 5:18 PM · Report this
26
That's a whole lotta evil concentrated in one li'l ol' hobbled space.

Mum! Dad! Don't touch it! ...It's EVIL!
Posted by Uncle Vinny on January 20, 2009 at 5:20 PM · Report this
27
what an attention whore.
Posted by rara avis on January 20, 2009 at 5:23 PM · Report this
28
Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
Posted by oljb on January 20, 2009 at 5:33 PM · Report this
29
Damn @23, I was really hoping the Hoveround actually, you know, hovered.
Posted by COMTE on January 20, 2009 at 6:34 PM · Report this
30
Actually, I think his personality suggests a "Little Rascal"

Can you see Cheney at some perky happy retirement village?
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on January 20, 2009 at 7:14 PM · Report this
31
Cheney will be tried for crimes - he best get his saggy ass to Dubai

And the chair gig was just so much added value - worldwide 600 million people were hoping for a tip over or major crash down stairs

Now to find a party ...
Posted by Randy on January 20, 2009 at 7:40 PM · Report this
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27, that is the last thing i would call cheney. he is guilty of much, but *not* that. he knows how loathsome he is, and he has kept himself well behind the scenes: "ignore that man behind the curtain." [wizard of oz]
Posted by ellarosa on January 20, 2009 at 10:11 PM · Report this
33
What a way to start my morning... most of y'all illustrate my points perfectly. Proof of karma, huh?

Posted by Liz Henry on January 21, 2009 at 8:34 AM · Report this

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