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by Dan Savage
on Sun, Jan 18, 2009 at 1:14 PM
"This spread of late-80s porn mags, ripe for the picking next to a telephone pole," says Slog tipper Dominic Holden. "Remember when porn was printed on pieces of paper? Folks better snag these relics before it rains."
Back when I was a teen in small town rural America, the Porn Fairy used to scatter porn in the woods at random. Walking in nature for miles and miles and scanning carefully in ditches and hidden spots helped me develop keen eyesight which offset the blinding I almost surely developed from jerking myself raw later at home with my mildewy treasures...
Kids today, with your internet porn. You have no idea how easy you have it (shaking cane in impotent fury)...
Posted by
grumpy elderly 40something on January 18, 2009 at 3:47 PM
In chicago you can donate old porn and leather to the brown elephant, which has a thrift shop where proceeds go to charity. They bring out all the good stuff before and at IML every year to get the most cash for your donation :)
Posted by
SmartShopper on January 18, 2009 at 5:51 PM
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