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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Morning News

Posted by on Thu, Jan 15, 2009 at 8:02 AM

Israel Bombs U.N. Headquarters in Gaza: Says it was returning fire. (Do metaphors get clearer than this?)

Clinton Passes Panel: Headed for a vote in the Senate.

Including Four Seattle Horn Players: Part of the first gay and lesbian group ever to be included officially in the presidential Inaugural Parade.

Um: Mom basically died, baby born two days later.

Keep on Wiretappin': A federal intelligence court rules in favor of presidential power.

Steve Jobs Taking Medical Leave: What does it mean for Apple?

Securing the Capital Like Never Before: D.C. prepares for the inauguration.

Automakers: A new race to go electric.

A "P-Patch for Artists" in Burien: A condo builder that doesn't want its delayed construction to be an eyesore.

"A Pedophile's Paradise": 43 Alaskan natives file suit against the Jesuits, Seattle U president denies that he knew claims of abuse.

Puyallup Man Upset His Lady Friend is Detained for Shoplifing at Wal-Mart: So he phones in a bomb threat.

Jon Stewart Reduces Daniel Craig to Shaking: Nervous. Adorable. James Bond.

Curtis Sittenfeld Does the Inauguration!: She's the one who did Laura Bush, novel-style. (Via Artsjournal.)

 

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1
Just because you can make noise with barbed wire, does that mean you have to? People have nothing better to do? And I have nothing better to do than watch them? lol It's like: instruments aren't good enough, dammit! Give me some barbed wire!!!
Posted by kristinbellkitty on January 15, 2009 at 8:13 AM
2
"Don't ask, don't tell is pretty much out the door." Right. I believe Obama wants to do it, but I won't believe it until it actually happens -- and then survives the appeals, filibusters, special votes, etc. that the evil people will put into action to try to reinstate it (or replace it with something worse).

That said, Daniel Craig really is adorable.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on January 15, 2009 at 8:21 AM
3
"Shells also struck a hospital, five high-rise apartment buildings and a building housing media outlets in Gaza City."
Posted by Trevor on January 15, 2009 at 8:29 AM
4
PLEASE DON'T DIE, STEVE! *whaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa*
Posted by violet_dagrinder on January 15, 2009 at 8:30 AM
5
The UN is a terrorist organization now? We're pallin' around with them? Oh wow.
Posted by AJ on January 15, 2009 at 8:44 AM
6
Here comes The Sulk, here comes The Sulk
and I say it's all right

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since he's been here
Here comes The Sulk, here comes The Sulk
and I say it's all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes The Sulk, here comes The Sulk
and I say it's all right

Sulk, Sulk, Sulk, here he comes...
Sulk, Sulk, Sulk, here he comes...
Sulk, Sulk, Sulk, here he comes...
Sulk, Sulk, Sulk, here he comes...
Sulk, Sulk, Sulk, here he comes...

Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear
Here comes The Sulk, here comes The Sulk,
and I say it's all right
It's all right
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on January 15, 2009 at 8:46 AM
7
HAPPY JANUARY 15, 2009, MOTHERFUCKERS!

FROM THE INCREDIBLE SULK!
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on January 15, 2009 at 8:48 AM
8
Israel to UN Headquarters: "It's coming right for us!"

UN Headquarters: "?!?"

Israel: "Pew pew pew!"

Un Headquarters: "Ouchie."
Posted by Banna on January 15, 2009 at 8:48 AM
9
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on January 15, 2009 at 8:49 AM
10
The story about the condos links to a article you need to pay for...
Posted by vivian on January 15, 2009 at 9:31 AM
11
Sulk, you rule.

Dead skater's baby-thats been all over the BBC news for days now, but they never mentioned a babydaddy. Keeping her body "alive" and birthing the kid for whom to raise, thats what I kept wondering.
Posted by libby on January 15, 2009 at 9:40 AM
12
If Truman could issue an executive order to end segregation in the military, why can't Obama do the same to end sexual orientation discrimination in the military?

Here's the text of Executive Order 9981:

It is hereby declared to be the policy of the President that there shall be equality of treatment and opportunity for all persons in the armed services without regard to race, color, religion or national origin. This policy shall be put into effect as rapidly as possible, having due regard to the time required to effectuate any necessary changes without impairing efficiency or morale.


Why can't Obama just add sexual orientation to it?
Posted by keshmeshi on January 15, 2009 at 10:56 AM
13
@11,

The article linked on Slog mentioned her husband.




I'm not too worried about Apple. All they need is another megalomaniac ready and willing to crack the whip.
Posted by keshmeshi on January 15, 2009 at 11:01 AM
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Don't worry, Israel still has five days of bombing helpless civilians and UN staffers to go before the adults return to power at the White House.

They already got greenlighted by Comrade Bush and Comrade Cheney.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 15, 2009 at 11:18 AM
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Hamas should not store weapons and fire weapons at Israel from civilian areas, but they do. They consider it a win-win when their civilians get killed as a result because you lefties jump up and blame Israel. Would you accept living next to a neighbor who's sole mission is to wipe your country off the map? These are the same people who danced in the street when the twin towers came down. They don't have any regard for civilian life. Israel would be happy to accept a peaceful two-state solution. It's hamas who won't agree.
Posted by REM on January 15, 2009 at 1:05 PM

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