So now that the inaugural address is over, what about this inaugural ball business? Lindy West and I are on our way to Olympia to investigate.
Ms. West, in particular, is excited that the url for the inaugural ball web site, if you just glance at it quickly, looks like: wastedatgovball.org. One can only hope.
Myself, I am still humbled and slightly humiliated by our treatment at the hands the Committee on Committees about Committees Concerning the All-Volunteer Committee that assigns credentials to the ball. To make an exceedingly long story short, The Stranger was initially denied press credentials to the ball—after being provisionally accepted by one committee head, who had to talk to another committee head, who checked with the president of a third committee, who apparently did not desire our presence. Or something like that. It would be highly impolitic to reveal how this was arranged, but there followed a deus ex machina that resulted in apologies from the committee on credentials and, voila, two tickets ($100 value each!) awaiting me and Ms. West at the Capitol.
Among the questions being discussed in this car at this moment: Where should an excited pair of committee-approved ballers eat in Olympia? Is Lindy going to get pulled over for her expired license tabs? If so, is the appropriate response, "Goddammit, I have to get to the governor's ball before midnight when Christine Gregoire turns into a pumpkin"? If that doesn't work, will the guv issue a pardon? Or should we save the pardon pleas for after the ball, when we might really need them?
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