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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

2008 Ride One

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 5:02 PM

"Although many of the vehicle's security enhancements cannot be discussed, it is safe to say that this car's security and coded communications systems make it the most technologically advanced protection vehicle in the world."

Everything about Obama is advanced, technologically superior, new and improved. He works with the best experts, he has a professional wife, his education is superb. With Obama, America returns to technocracy with a vengeance.

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Did you think they were going to cram the family into a Prius?

Posted by elswinger on January 14, 2009 at 5:16 PM

Here's a cutaway of the new vehicle
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gi…

A lot of it is classified, but this is still fun to check out

Posted by Non on January 14, 2009 at 5:17 PM

Thanks, #2, and damn if Obama doesn't look like one happy fella in that graphic.

Posted by California on January 14, 2009 at 5:37 PM

He looks a little like John Kerry in that cutaway.

Posted by Doctor Professor on January 14, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Doesn't look very green...

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on January 14, 2009 at 6:02 PM

Let's all hope for the ascent of the engineering class - it's the only way out of this mess.

Posted by John Galt on January 14, 2009 at 6:10 PM

What, no ground effects?

Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 14, 2009 at 6:17 PM

thats a ride we all going to pay for too

Posted by don keim jr on January 14, 2009 at 6:24 PM

Wait, how come presidents don't go for the open top anymore?

Posted by Fnarf on January 14, 2009 at 6:33 PM

@7 Levitation provided by POTUS.

Posted by rob on January 14, 2009 at 6:39 PM

Charles - more grist for your "FIRST!" mill - Obama's Presidential portrait - the first one done with a digital camera:
http://www.engadget.com/2009/01/14/presi…

Posted by John Galt on January 14, 2009 at 6:42 PM

BARAK OBAMA DINED WITH CONSERVATIVES WE HAVE BEEN BETRAYED HE IS JUST LIKE BUSH WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER 911 AND WE WILL BE SENT TO CAMPS I HEARD IT ON RANDI RHODES IT MUST BE TRUE WE HAVE BEEN BETRAYED

Posted by BETRAYED BY OBAMA on January 14, 2009 at 8:30 PM

ntz ntz ntz ntz. Yay Technocracy!

Posted by NaFun on January 15, 2009 at 6:00 AM

He is a God. Everything is attributable to him. If the secret service has a newer, more advanced limo, this is because of Obama--you see they have anticipated his techno-savvy. Obviously if McCain had won, this car would not be realized yet.

Just like Jesus and the Xians, who say all things come from God, all things good, now come From The Obama.

Let us kneel down and pray. Omni omni omni kyrie eleison, hosannah in the highest....

Posted by PC on January 15, 2009 at 7:24 AM

Probably would have happened, no matter who was voted in. That thing has been in the making for years.

Posted by saddmann on January 15, 2009 at 9:57 AM

Throw some D's on that bitch.

Posted by rich boy on January 15, 2009 at 10:07 AM