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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

News I Was Wondering When That Was Gonna Happen

Posted by on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 8:47 AM

You remember Adolf Hitler Campbell, whose parents wound up in the news after a New Jersey bakery refused to bake him a birthday cake with his full name on it.

Well, here's Huffpo:


Adolf Hitler - the three year old, that is - is back in the news. According to New Jersey police, the state's Division of Youth and Family Services took Adolf and his two sisters, one-year-old Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and 8-month-old Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, from their parents' home Tuesday night.

 

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1
Someone should make a cartoon show based on this kid's life.
Posted by Aislinn on January 14, 2009 at 8:51 AM
2
@1
Little Adolf voiced by Howie Mandel.
Posted by jackie treehorn on January 14, 2009 at 9:54 AM
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@2: Seriously. He should have a Jewish imaginary friend, too. Think of the hijinks they could get into!
Posted by Aislinn on January 14, 2009 at 10:31 AM
4
I hope Mall-Wart takes some fucking heat for this whenever the custody battle goes public. Assholes.
If there was a ShopRite in my town, I'd go buy a cake for Sam Walton's birthday. It's March 29th, ya know.
Posted by Dan M. on January 14, 2009 at 11:56 AM
5
First they came for the children...
Posted by Jason Josephes on January 14, 2009 at 12:02 PM
6
They live in Jersey?

But poor kids.
Posted by jaders on January 14, 2009 at 2:08 PM
7
@6,

Yes, in Hunterdon County. The Master Race is meth heads living in trailers on welfare. Who knew?
Posted by Y.F. on January 14, 2009 at 5:01 PM

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