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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

From Science to the NYT Copy Desk

Posted by on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 10:26 AM

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Dolphins would probably count as "Other animals."

 

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Would a Seahawk be considered a mythical creature since it doesn't exist?
Posted by confused on January 14, 2009 at 10:38 AM
2
They forgot the Ravens. 3 out of the 4 leaving the Steelers as the odd team out.
Posted by Renton Mike on January 14, 2009 at 10:44 AM
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As the Chargers should be in horses...
Posted by andrew on January 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM
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Seahawk is a nickname for an osprey.
Posted by squawk on January 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM
5
Humans kick ass!
Posted by go humans! on January 14, 2009 at 10:47 AM
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No, no, no, those are MECHANICAL DOLPHINS. And they're not a myth, so clearly they belong in "Other".
Posted by STJA on January 14, 2009 at 10:49 AM
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Given Pittsburgh's economy, "Steelers" are mythic too.

And I've said it before: the Ravens are NOT named after a bird, despite their helmet. They're named after a poem named after a bird.
Posted by Chicago Fan on January 14, 2009 at 10:51 AM
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Laces out, Dan.
Posted by Mr. Kanish on January 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM
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there is no if. the eagles will WIN it all. cards dont have a chance and if the steelers man up, it will be an all PA bowl.

Posted by SeMe on January 14, 2009 at 10:55 AM
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The last time I checked, a Raven is also a bird.
Posted by Mahtli69 on January 14, 2009 at 10:59 AM
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Sorry @4. I was around when they did the naming contest and designed the logo in the 1970's - the Seahawk was a pure invention - not representing an actual bird.

Not sure if I would add it to Mythical Figures or Other, but it is not a bird.
Posted by dawginExile on January 14, 2009 at 11:00 AM
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Sick baltimore burn. Not cool, Stranger.
Posted by padrock on January 14, 2009 at 11:00 AM
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I thought the Dolphins were originally known as the Dauphins. So the Times is correct, if pedantic.
Posted by Dan on January 14, 2009 at 11:08 AM
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@7 I'll give you the Ravens, but if you're going to call the Steelers mythic, then you could do the same with the 49ers and the Saints.
Posted by Renton Mike on January 14, 2009 at 11:11 AM
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this list make no taxonomic sense.

Posted by rara avis on January 14, 2009 at 11:12 AM
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Sorry @11, a seahawk is definitely an osprey. The word existed before the naming contest and was plenty current. Some of the football PR people/media/fans might have played up the mythical aspect to make the Indian formline style logo make more sense, but no one invented the word "Seahawk." It is an osprey. http://www.seattleaudubon.org/uploadedIm…
Posted by Osprey on January 14, 2009 at 11:16 AM
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SeMe, you'll eat those words. There's a better chance of a Rolle Bowl.
Posted by Renton Mike on January 14, 2009 at 11:20 AM
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Jonathan,
I don't think the Chargers (at LA or San Diego) ever won a Super Bowl. And, their logo is a bolt. I don't think that it is a critter. Whatever, I want either the Eagles or the Cardinals to will it all. Go birds!
Posted by lark on January 14, 2009 at 11:27 AM
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i know most comment strings on slog are totally mean, but i just wanted to say that i love and appreciate all of you nerds arguing about this stuff.
Posted by Judith on January 14, 2009 at 11:36 AM
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Actually, the Chargers are named after a type of horse that knights would ride into battle. The thunderbolt theme is used for the uniforms, but the crest shows a horse.
Posted by Jim on January 14, 2009 at 11:38 AM
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Chargers should be under a separate heading for "tableware":
http://www.nextag.com/Tableware--zzdinne…
Posted by inkweary on January 14, 2009 at 11:54 AM
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Unlikely @17.

Hey SeMe. Guess what I have tickets for. E-A-G-L-E-S!!!
Posted by PA Native on January 14, 2009 at 11:57 AM
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I thought a Bear was a hairy gay man.
Posted by DOUG. on January 14, 2009 at 11:58 AM
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Osprey - just because a nickname was shared does not mean that it is of the same origin. The New York Giants are not named after Wallingford's dear departed big dude of food, the Food Giant.

I think we need some intrepid Stranger journalists to dig deep into the history to resolve this one. Maybe Eli could be freed up from the PI death watch for this urgent task. Actually the PI Sporting Green archives likely have the primary source material.

As a Football crazed 10yr old I distinctly remember the naming contest (which I entered) and the "mythical bird" winner. Googling "Seahawk name origin" confirmed the 1975 naming contest on the Seahawk wiki page, and this entry for the Wagner College Seahawks - which proves nothing but has the advantage of ... pirates!

"In response to inquiries from older alumni as to the origin of the nickname "Seahawks," the Link herewith tells the story as we got it from Ronald Reynier, originator of the name. The name grew out of a student body competition in the fall of 1947. It was felt that the nicknames often in use, "The Green Wave" and "The Hilltoppers," were not sufficiently distinctive. Reynier was the winner of the contest with his suggestion of "Seahawk." He tells us, first of all, that there is no such bird as a Seahawk. The origin of the name dates back to the time of the great Spanish Main. A small band of English pirates, who operated in the Caribbean Sea and attacked the large ships of the Spanish, were given the nickname of Seahawks. Taking Wagner's location, looking out over the sea, and the small school playing many large schools in sports, it seemed that Wagner had a close analogy to the original Seahawks. The name was submitted. The student body did the rest."

So - Eli, Jonathan, Erica even - will one of you pick up the ball and run with it? Inquiring minds need to know.

And if Seahawks are Pirates, that would move them into the men category. Very troubling given their recent efforts.
More...
Posted by dawginExile on January 14, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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You Osprey fans are too funny - the Seahawks Wiki page was modified in the last 30 minutes with the paranthetical statement below... "The name Seattle Seahawks (a seahawk is another word for an Osprey) was selected on June 17, 1975 after a public naming contest which drew more than 20,000 entries and over 1,700 different names."

Behold the power of Slog. Impressive. kinda.
Posted by dawginExile on January 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM
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Haha this seems like as good a time as any to point out that I used to think the Sonics were named after the Puget Sound.
Posted by daniel on January 14, 2009 at 12:21 PM
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Dawg,

You're totally right. The name coincidence alone proves nothing. But there is a bird called a Seahawk, it is an osprey, and if nothing else, this new logo and the photograph it resembles shows that the Seahawks management knows that: http://seahawkscentral.com/images/Seattl… and http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/st…. So it is not only that the putative mythical bird shares a name with a real bird, but also that it shares its appearance as well. (minus, of course, the neon green eyes, but there is no such thing as a green and silver Eagle either...) And habitat.

Your Food Giant analogy does not hold.

While I can't agree that the Seahawk is a mythical bird, I think we would agree that these days, it is a mythical football player.

I'd like to second your call for the professionals to step in. This is important stuff.
Posted by Osprey on January 14, 2009 at 12:22 PM
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I didn't touch wikipedia. That's pretty awesome. Good work, somebody...
Posted by Osprey on January 14, 2009 at 12:24 PM
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Good year for you, SeMe. I'm pulling for these birds and this bird in particular:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03pq…

And to think that they fire themselves up off of this is just fucking great:
http://www.learner.org/jnorth/images/gra…
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on January 14, 2009 at 12:47 PM
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thx lloyd. it is philly's year. the only thing im gonna be eating is steaks after all the money i win from the northwest's arizona fans. what answer does arizona have for westbrook? none! the eagles will do it on the road.

if only temple could return to its glory years than philly will own the world ( along with a big ol murder rate, but no one is perfect =).)

PA native- you might be a cool guy, but if u have eagles tix, i might have to mug u camden style!
Posted by SeMe on January 14, 2009 at 1:36 PM
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Horses and cats probably also belong in other animals along with the dolphins. The author should have then labeled that category other mammals as separate from birds. Then the results would be less skewed towards humans. More importantly though, even humans belong in the mammals category. So, perhaps this whole thing is somewhat of a ridiculous waste of time.

Re: seahawks, perhaps that could be interpreted to mean ospreys, if giving a bit of leeway.
Posted by Misanthropic Scott on January 14, 2009 at 1:42 PM
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this is a terrible taxonomy. how about:
Humans
Domesticated Animals
Wild Animals
Machines
Imaginary Creatures
Posted by thewalrus on January 14, 2009 at 6:58 PM
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