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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Housekeeping Don't Forget Slog Happy Tomorrow

Posted by Megan Seling on Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 4:55 PM

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Tater tots resemble testicles--at least for those who lack the wholesomeness of mind posessed by good Christian patriots like me. Therefore, the consumption of tater tots is the gateway to fellatio, which leads to teenage pregnancy, which leads in turn to the election of Negroes to high public office. I don't want my children's children breaking rocks on Parchman Farm, which will surely be part of "President" Obama's revenge on Teh Whitey. Therefore on Slog Happy night, I'll be packing my bags for my big move to a land where good Christians can truly be free from the spectre of godless Muslimism--namely, Uzbekistan.

Enjoy your "corn dogs," heathen liberal cocksuckers!

Posted by Lord Vaseline on January 14, 2009 at 6:52 PM

As a Lesbian separatist, I am deeply troubled by the Wildroses' willingness to host your slog party - a party overwhelmingly controlled by men - in a womyn's space.

Posted by Raven Dreamcatcher on January 14, 2009 at 8:33 PM

I hear you, Raven Dreamcatcher!

Posted by Gabriel on January 15, 2009 at 7:26 AM

@2: Convince the staff not to serve us, then.

Posted by Greg on January 15, 2009 at 9:06 AM

@2...Are there really that many more men than women at Slog Happy? We may not be the most lady-like ladies, but I feel like we represent to the point of outnumbering the guys most of the time.

Posted by Lara on January 15, 2009 at 9:10 AM

@5 - no, I think it's pretty evenly balanced. We're just louder.

Posted by Will in Seattle on January 15, 2009 at 10:20 AM