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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Snap!

Posted by on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 9:31 PM

PI's Joel Connelly disses the Times:

Our competition writes about itself so much to have spawned a delightful joke. Q: How many Seattle Times reporters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six, one to change the bulb and the other five to write about how they did it.

 

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Don't forget the obligatory front page full-color photo of that one reporter looking sadly and/or wistfully at the lightbulb while the other reporters linger off-focus in the background.

It was groundbreaking in 1979, and it still works on Fairview.
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on January 13, 2009 at 9:57 PM
2
Connelly can be as snarky as he wants, but those six Times reporters still have jobs.
Posted by COMTE on January 13, 2009 at 10:06 PM
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Each of them would of course drive their single occupancy vehicle to the changing and then spend the bulk of their article bitching about traffic.
Posted by kinaidos on January 13, 2009 at 10:09 PM
4
For now, Comte - for now.....
Posted by The New Media on January 13, 2009 at 10:37 PM
5
Readers of SLOG,
As we all know, there are stages of grief. It appears that Mr. Connelly is entering the anger stage. He is losing his job so cut him some slack.

But I must say, I hope the print P-I can go gracefully.
Posted by the future on January 13, 2009 at 10:47 PM
6
At least the paper folding has an upside in that this blowhard won't have a mass media forum anymore
Posted by vooodooo84 on January 13, 2009 at 10:59 PM
7
Joel Connelly losing his job is one of the few upsides of this whole thing.
Posted by sgiffy on January 13, 2009 at 11:04 PM
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If this is what passes for humor in the P.I., it's no wonder they are folding.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on January 13, 2009 at 11:04 PM
9
The first time I heard that joke, it was about The Stranger.
Posted by Brendan Kiley on January 13, 2009 at 11:07 PM
10
Oy, Fucking Connelly, what a fat piece of shit, way to take this to the lowest level by writing snarky about the competition...on shit 30 years old.

Christ, yes, history is important, but Connelly is entrenched in the past. He symbolizes exactly what's wrong with papers: They can't move forward.

Posted by Maybe both will fold? on January 13, 2009 at 11:23 PM
11
Is there any chance that the Times will fire some of their writers and hire former PI ones?
Posted by stinkbug on January 13, 2009 at 11:27 PM
12
I only regret that Joel won't be around to provoke ECB into more of her mindless tirades. Hey, Savage (or whoever) Joel would bring much needed professional credentials to your staff. Maybe you should make arrangements to replace ECB.

In fact, there might be some qualified music reporters to replace Grandy at the same time.
Posted by dump_the_bitches_make_the_switches on January 13, 2009 at 11:40 PM
13
With the absence of Connolley and Jamieson to bitch about, the Stranger's SLOG output will be reduced by roughly 35 percent.
Posted by NapoleonXIV on January 13, 2009 at 11:44 PM
14
@12,

I don't think Grandy is bad, but the Stranger could do a lot worse than hiring Gene Stout (or Neil Modie, David Horsey, Art Thiel, Kathy Mulady.....)
Posted by Mr. X on January 14, 2009 at 12:03 AM
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Joel should be happy that Washington now has a Deathy with Dignity law. Too bad he opposed it so strongly: it might come in handy for him soon.
Posted by Sir Vic on January 14, 2009 at 8:26 AM
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For Connelly to complain that the Times self-congratulates too much and then to spend the rest of the column going on and on about how noble and amazing the P-I is seems a little silly.

I'm not going to miss Connelly's column.
Posted by me on January 14, 2009 at 8:40 AM
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I'm a bad, bad man. Please don't read my column.
Posted by Mr. Connelly on January 14, 2009 at 8:52 AM
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@11, yes.

There is also a chance that Kennedy was killed by J. Edgar Hoover, that an asteroid will hit the earth today, and that, someday, I might get laid.

Carry on.
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball on January 14, 2009 at 8:56 AM
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They could just send one link in response to that

http://www.esd.wa.gov/uibenefits/index.p…
Posted by scott on January 14, 2009 at 10:09 AM
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Joel Fucking Connelly.
Posted by Greg on January 14, 2009 at 10:55 AM
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@12: Yeah, like the Stranger is desperately trying to steal Crosscut's readership. Joel will make a fine addition to the unpaid Crosscut staff and ECB will go on being, well, ECB.
Posted by J.R. on January 14, 2009 at 9:29 PM

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