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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Homo Girls Are Scary

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 1:34 PM

Someone needs to ask Michael Savage just how afraid of woman a guy has to be before getting fucked in the ass by another dude seems less scary?

And what is up with all those grandchild-less white families?

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what is there to fear about women? or getting fucked in the ass? i dont get most people now days...

Posted by Jess on January 13, 2009 at 1:41 PM

There's a word for guys who would rather get fucked in the ass by another guy than fuck a girl. Oh, gosh, what is it?

Posted by Fnarf on January 13, 2009 at 1:55 PM

Weiner?

Posted by Dan Savage on January 13, 2009 at 1:58 PM

but Dan,
"it's separate from the gay thing"
"white families"/ "lack of grandchildren"

so don't go there, it's not gay, you are not allowed to opine..... back the f off mister.

Posted by no savage on savage action here. on January 13, 2009 at 2:07 PM

WHAT THE FUUUUU? That dipshit. That idiot on KISW in the morning, what's his name, he's just as obnoxious and nonsensical.

Posted by gah. on January 13, 2009 at 2:12 PM

hmm. a revealing argument: one can only assume that for him, it surely wouldn't take much... to go "default."

(not to mention that 'gay by default' would imply one's own natural orientation).

Posted by remix on January 13, 2009 at 2:12 PM

That made no sense

Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 13, 2009 at 2:13 PM

Reading the comments on that, the guy claiming to be a doctor with all the gay patients that all have psychological issues (remember this is part of his evidence that he's not anti-gay or homophobic) and then goes on an epic rant that involves challenging us to go kiss sean penn, and something about barney frank. LOL anyways, I wish someone would tell him that those gay people all have anxiety problems because HE and people like him are totally fucking insane.

Posted by brian on January 13, 2009 at 2:17 PM

Oh yeah, someone with an account at mediamatters has to do it, that's why i didn't

Posted by brian on January 13, 2009 at 2:17 PM

@2 for the obvious win.

Posted by Will in Seattle on January 13, 2009 at 2:23 PM

In my experience, gay men are quite at ease around women. There's no sexual tension to make things awkward. Gay men are more likely to be afraid to talk to the hot guy in the bar, but they could chat up a female super-model without a second thought.

Posted by Rob on January 13, 2009 at 2:27 PM

Do people ever confuse Michael Savage with you? That's a funny, if creepy as hell, coincidence.

Posted by izzy on January 13, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Especially since closeted anti-Semitic Jew Michael Wiener decided to name himself after noted gay sex columnist Dan, whose name really is Savage. What the hell? That's like Dan changing HIS name to "Dan Coulter" or "Dan Malkin" or something. It indicates a problem.

Posted by Fnarf on January 13, 2009 at 3:06 PM

@12

Meet Dan, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.

But Micheal's only seen the sights.
A guy can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

--------------------------------------
Okay, it's an obscure reference, and I don't think they are really cousins.

Posted by Rob on January 13, 2009 at 3:10 PM

I'm afraid of non-sensical pundits. Does that mean I want to fuck them? I'm afraid of grizzly bears. Does that mean I want to fuck them? I'm not afraid of women and I don't want to fuck them. Why don't some straight people believe gay people when they say they were born that way? Because if gay people were born that way, all their stupid assumptions and prejudices about gay people go out the window. And, once again, their Bible is proved wrong.

Posted by Vince on January 13, 2009 at 3:14 PM

@11
its soo true. Infact I chat up female (not yet super)models with out skipping a beat as often as I can. Which happens more than one would think with the proper channels. I sometimes think straight men friend me just to get closer to my flock of adoring faghags...

Posted by wigmore on January 13, 2009 at 3:15 PM

@14,

But they're cousins, identical cousins and you'll find
They laugh alike they walk alike at times they even talk alike
You could lose your mind
When cousins are two of a kind!

Posted by Martin Lane on January 13, 2009 at 4:01 PM

somehow i don't think the patty duke show rates as obscure when we've got a blog full of faggots running around here! xo

Posted by jim bexley speed on January 13, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Thank you, @14, that was a delightful explanation. I think, though, that Weiner is from my own San Francisco, loathe as we are to take credit for him. Can't think of a good rhyme with "North Beach," though, which is his old 'hood.

Posted by izzy on January 13, 2009 at 4:20 PM

OMG, Slog finally discovered Michael Savage (popping popcorn)!

You Sloggers could spend a month on this guy. You've barely barely scratched the surface of this delightful lunatic. His (Bay Area!) radio show is a must-listen on my long commute home, because I'm terrified that I won't be listening at the exact moment that he finally loses his hash completely and blows his brains out live on the air.

Dan, wait until you hear his rantings on The Gays. Your frank and explicit podcast would probably give the poor, miserable self-hating queen a heart attack. I wish I could arrange to have it beamed constantly into his dental fillings at ear-splitting volume.

Posted by OMG, LOL on January 13, 2009 at 4:32 PM

It's beyond me how anyone can listen to Michael Savage. Granted, I've only heard soundbytes of him, but that whiny angry voice is just grating.

Of course, I feel the same way about Mike Malloy. Both are harrowing, in their own ways.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on January 13, 2009 at 4:59 PM

This girl is just glad she doesn't have to fuck Michael Savage.

Posted by Lauren on January 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM

So from the tone of her voice he can discern that Laura Dern is a - and I really love this word - tart?

Goodness!

Posted by TVDinner on January 13, 2009 at 6:33 PM

I'm a 99.9% Kinsey 6 (a girl went down on me once, and my dick also went down) and I'm not afraid of or intimidated by women.

That said, I would SOOO love to dine out on Buck Angel's pussy!

Posted by Jared Bascomb on January 13, 2009 at 7:33 PM

dan, you might as well comment on the sense or lack of it coming out of rabid dog.

Posted by ellarosa on January 13, 2009 at 9:26 PM

and wtf happened to golob? he hardly ever posts anymore. he was the only one here talking about the economy. i miss him.

Posted by ellarosa on January 13, 2009 at 9:31 PM

@26: Golob has a real job; he's a freelancer, not a staffer.

Posted by Aislinn on January 13, 2009 at 10:10 PM

I agree with #11. I enjoy talking and spending time with woman but when it comes to talking with men at times I freeze up.

I imagine if I were straight then it would be the other way around.

Posted by Paul on January 14, 2009 at 5:35 AM

Dan, women are not scary, but take it from someone who is married to one, they are super gross.

Really, vaginas are just as oogy as you think. Oh man. You can't imagine. Or, you can, and you were right all along. Holy smokes.

Remember, this comes from someone who regularly puts his mouth on one and masturbates thinking about others all the time.

Vaginas = super disgusting.

Posted by Jim on January 15, 2009 at 3:16 PM