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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Housekeeping Come Eat Corn Dogs With Us at Slog Happy

Posted by Megan Seling on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Vegetarians should note: The Wildrose has both veggie and meat corndogs. And tater tots. And $2 well drinks!

Paul Constant is gonna bring books ("many, many books," he says), I'm gonna bring pens and nametags, and you, my friends, should bring your lovely selves and your lovely smiles.

See you there!

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I'm sad to miss this one! Veggie corn dogs are so good. But no, I'll be in Maine, where the forecast for Thursday is 12 degrees, and snowing. Why can't my family live somewhere warm, like Hawaii?

Posted by Aislinn on January 13, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Awww. Us and the veggie corn dogs will miss you, Aislinn.

Posted by Abby on January 13, 2009 at 11:13 AM

I'll be there, with mister Lara in tow.

Posted by Joh on January 13, 2009 at 11:22 AM

Perfect oppurtunity to watch a bunch of lesbians look like they're giving blow jobs.

Posted by Tempted on January 13, 2009 at 11:34 AM

That's fitting; our "many, many books" guy is more of the Quantity Not Quality ethos.

Posted by staff writing lesbian on January 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM

@5: Lots of them are good. But there are lots of them.

Posted by Paul Constant on January 13, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Great location!

Posted by Will in Seattle on January 13, 2009 at 12:08 PM

Fantastic location and I'm sure our Sapphic friends are dee-lighted, but I do have one question:

Will the corndogs come equipped with the strap-on harness, or do we need to provide our own?

Posted by michael strangeways on January 13, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Pegging is so 90s, michael.

Posted by Will in Seattle on January 13, 2009 at 12:53 PM

no, it's retro.

Posted by michael strangeways on January 13, 2009 at 12:56 PM

OMG! Then I can finally witness the lesbian mating ritual and on cheep date night! ... with vegitarian corn dogs and tots...
god, that going straight to my thighs.

Posted by wigmore on January 13, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Ahhh, there's nothing the Wildrose crowd likes more than being gawked at by tables full of white dudes.

Posted by Tip extra on January 13, 2009 at 1:59 PM

We're mostly a mixed crowd at SLOG Happy, actually, @12.

Wildrose and Neighbors and Re-bar were the first Seattle bars I remember going to, before I moved here.

Posted by Will in Seattle on January 13, 2009 at 2:35 PM

THE WILDROSE HAS VEGGIE CORNDOGS?!?!?!?

Fuck. I'll tolerate lesbians for veggie corndogs.

Though Thursday is my mother's birthday, so I won't be tolerating them at Slog Happy, sadly.

Posted by violet_dagrinder on January 13, 2009 at 5:34 PM

The consumption of corn dogs is the gateway to male-on-male fellatio, which leads to homosexuality, which leads in turn to socialism. I don't want my children's children breaking rocks in a gulag. Therefore on Slog Happy night, I'll be demonstrating my commitment to both heterosexuality and American patriotism by staying home and masturbating to a photograph of Ann Coulter.

Posted by Lord Vaseline on January 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM