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Saturday, January 10, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sat, Jan 10, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Posted by News Intern Aaron Pickus

Sleeping with the fishes: Five Somali pirates drown.

In other pirate news: Somali pirates free more ships.

Fighting continues: In Gaza.

Next stage in war: Israel to begin "deeper ground force operation."

Statehood for NYC: Once advocated by Obama's nominee for director of the CIA.

Inside Pakistan: US loses ally in the Middle East.

Best headline: "Comeback for Pooh after 80 years."

Gas deal: Russia and EU sign deal to end gas crisis.

Freedom Institute: To be founded by President Bush.

Bridge over troubled waters: Vancouver-Portland bridge discussed.

Sound Transit: Asks for stimulus money.

Risks of deflation: According to Krugman.

A lesson in science...



*I know, I know. It's 10:30 AM. A time, arguably, that rational people would no longer call "morning." But I am not a rational person. I spent the past eight hours rescuing crystal artifacts from the mud pit of doom that is my basement.

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1
Thought muscles?
Posted by DaiBaindo on January 10, 2009 at 10:42 AM
2
The hijacking of words by the Bush Administration merits countless dissertations in Communications and Linguistics (freedom act, freedom institute, patriot act, spreading democracy, etc etc etc)
Posted by Sheesh on January 10, 2009 at 11:13 AM
3
Huh? If 10:30am isn't morning then what is it?

Also, I'm suprised there was no link to the story about Ted Haggard saying "I think sexuality is confusing and complex... The stereotypical boxes don't work for me. My story's got some gray areas in it. And, of course, I'm sad about that but it's the reality."

Poor guy.
Posted by stinkbug on January 10, 2009 at 11:13 AM
4
Sleeping with the fishes? Don't you mean sleeping with the sea kittens?

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/
Posted by David on January 10, 2009 at 11:31 AM
5
"Israel pounded rocket sites and tunnels Saturday while its planes dropped leaflets warning of an escalation"

what exactly is the purpose of dropped leaflets, is it meeting some type of etiquette of war? oh, btw, you won't have a house by tomorrow and your family most likely will be dead and you may be too
Posted by 4f...sake on January 10, 2009 at 11:57 AM
6
Oh, stop it with the kittens already, you're making me hungry.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on January 10, 2009 at 12:02 PM
7
"look around you"--That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. TYVM
Posted by fARTing on January 10, 2009 at 12:29 PM
8
I hate George Bush's freedom.
Posted by Trevor on January 10, 2009 at 1:04 PM
9
Indiana Jones is now an unpaid intern?
Posted by Mike in Renton on January 10, 2009 at 1:10 PM
10
Up all night with "crystal artifacts " in your basement?
Smoking, shooting or snorting?
Posted by Scott Dow on January 10, 2009 at 2:22 PM

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