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Friday, January 9, 2009

re: Today in Edible Varmint

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 11:45 AM

England, as Dave posted earlier this week, has been eating a lot of squirrel lately—now vegetarians can play along!

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From the Sun:

The new snack was picked by a panel of judges, including wacky celeb chef Heston Blumenthal, in Walkers’ Do Us A Flavour challenge.

Crisp lover Martyn Wright, 26, of Hednesford, near Birmingham, came up with the squirrel idea.

He said: “I wanted something unique.” Another five new flavours will be unveiled today.

Squirrel-eating died out in Britain in the 1800s, but toffs’ dinner parties have put it back on the menu.

Walkers insist no real Tufties were hurt in the making of the vegetarian crisps.

Dear God, please let this not be a joke. Also, will you please teleport a bag of Cajun squirrel chips to my desk? Thank you and amen.

Thanks to Gawker and Slog tipper Josh.

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1
You know, beans are a staple worldwide and cheap in bulk quantities.

Or you can just go to that cool fruit and vegeatable stand near the VA Hospital and buy your veggies for a lot less, and swing by Costco for rice and other things in bulk. There's a chinese store about a block from Uwajimaya that sells rice and other ingredients even cheaper, too.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 9, 2009 at 11:53 AM
2
Eating the invasive American Gray Squirrel makes such sense since it gives the beleaguhered European Red Squirrel some breating room.

It makes me want a nutria coat to help save our marshes and levies. I do not want any nutria chips though, thank you very much.
Posted by inkweary on January 9, 2009 at 11:53 AM
3
We shall fight the invading Grey Squirrels with every means at our disposal, even if we have to sacrifice them to the cannibal humans that endanger us!
Posted by Red Squirrel Liberation Front on January 9, 2009 at 11:54 AM
4
Why do you hate us so?

We don't go and skin you and eat your bodies?

Have you no shame?

MURDERERS!
Posted by Squirrel Liberation Army on January 9, 2009 at 11:55 AM
5
What's with those teeth? o.0
Posted by NapoleonXIV on January 9, 2009 at 12:04 PM
6
i'd fuck the shit out of those k9s.
Posted by Monica C. Guzman on January 9, 2009 at 12:05 PM
7
Oh, yay! More veggie foods that have a taste reminiscent of animals! This is what all of us, veg and non, have been clamoring for!
Posted by E on January 9, 2009 at 12:07 PM
8
If they really wanted to be authentic, it would be "Cajun Seagull," not "Cajun Squirrel."
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty on January 9, 2009 at 12:18 PM
9
Them's some seriously British teeth.
Posted by LDP in Cincinnati on January 9, 2009 at 12:25 PM
10
Why do you hate us so?
Posted by Vegetables against being Eaten on January 9, 2009 at 12:41 PM
11
Chomp away! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Posted by Potatoes That Want To Be Consumed, Inc. on January 9, 2009 at 1:14 PM
12
Now those are some nasty teeth. Speaking of ugly Brits anyone see Prince William lately? He is starting to go bald already! HAHAHAHA

Posted by Just Sayin' on January 9, 2009 at 1:55 PM
13
Tufties? That's the nickname for squirrels in England? Really?

British people: do better!
Posted by Ben on January 9, 2009 at 1:57 PM
14
Ben - you're a tit. This is Tufty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxqiXqghe…

Tufty was a character used to teach kids about crossing the road and other safety issues. Bizarre British kitsch. I'm sure Fnarf has a Tufty Club comforter on his bed.
Posted by blank12357 on January 9, 2009 at 2:02 PM
15
It's a smile that says "I'm eatin' squirrel chips and wearin' mantyhose!"
Posted by NapoleonXIV on January 9, 2009 at 2:12 PM
16
At least they don't wear utilikilts.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 9, 2009 at 2:51 PM
17
Actually, those should be Cajun Nutria. Save the wetlands, eat an invasive species.
Posted by Hallock35 on January 10, 2009 at 6:42 PM

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