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Friday, January 9, 2009

Ricin Pub Crawl: The World Is Watching

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 6:38 PM

My father, a retired lifelong military man who still gets homeland-security briefings, says our lil' old ricin scare has made the big time.

I haven't read anything you guys have written about it, but I saw it on my daily briefing.

Thanks for not reading, Dad! (No, really—thanks. There's some stuff in my archives that might put you off your kibble.)

This Weekend at the Movies

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 6:30 PM

Hi people! What are you doing this weekend? Not poisoning other people with a deadly powder, I hope. Please don't do that. Fucking jerk.

How about watching movies instead? Movies almost never kill gay people and their friends.

Opening today:

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The Wrestler, obv. Says Charles Mudede:

I can also go on and on and on about the core humanity of several scenes—when the wrestler is playing video games with a boy; when the wrestler is in a locker room with other wrestlers; when the wrestler is praising the beauty of an aging stripper (Marisa Tomei); when the wrestler, with permanently broken fingers, is placing a delicate pair of reading glasses on a permanently broken nose. In these moments, the particular connects with the universal, with the lasting truths of friendship, dignity, and kindness. These connections (between fallen and the eternal) constitute the film's highest achievement.

Then, in the Things to Avoid at All Cost category, we have two fine entries.

Bride Wars, tackled by Megan Seling:

I’m glad your weddings were booked on the same day and inevitably ruined, you little twits. I’m glad you got dyed orange days before your wedding, Anne Hathaway, and I wish you’d have gotten even fatter, Kate Hudson! You’re both jerks, and I hate you.

And The Unborn, which, it should be noted, Jonah Spangenthal-Lee REQUESTED to review:

Writer/director David Goyer (Blade 2, The Dark Knight) has shown himself to be an at-least-mildly-capable filmmaker in the past, which is why it’s baffling that he managed to cram so many bad ideas (see the film’s ridiculous tagline, “Jumby wants to be born now”) into 90 minutes.

Luckily, there's some great stuff in Limited Runs.

Northwest Film Forum kicks off their 69 series today with Easy Rider and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Paul Constant recommends Azur & Asmar at SIFF Cinema:

Remember back when computer animation always offended the eye? Azur & Asmar seems to come from a universe where Pixar never existed, and it looks as though it evolved from those hideous, nascent years of early CGI. Turns out, though, it’s an ugly duckling story; the weird, alien angles and textures of this movie are beautiful in a way I’ve never quite seen before on a screen. The story, though, is very familiar: Azur is a fairy tale about two brothers (one black, one white) who quest for a genie. Along the way, they learn about racism, class disparity, and interracial romance. The story is way too slow for young children, and the third act is too slow for everyone; it stops with a thud and just sits there for fifteen minutes before the credits. Still, for bored parents of teenagers, fans of multi-culti foreign films, and patient stoners, Azur is a rare beauty, and well worth the dragging preachiness.

But can't quite endorse Tokyo Gore Police at Grand Illusion:

Ruka is a self-mutilating cop who specializes in the field of fighting dangerous mutant serial killers called “engineers.” If you’re a fan of the “what’s-grosser-than-gross?” genre that is Japanese nouveau splattercore, this movie is the grossest: severed arms become chainsaws, giant mutant penises shoot projectiles at cops, and blood repeatedly sprays all over the camera lens; for gore fans, this is the pure stuff, the gore-porn.

The Grand Illusion also has Rashomon; SIFF Cinema has Kirikou and the Sorceress; the Egyptian midnight movie is Wet Hot American Summer; and Central Cinema is showing Moonstruck.

Today and tomorrow, the Seattle Art Museum hosts Projecting Cultures: Native Voices and the Moving Image to accompany their exhibit S'abadeb—The Gifts: Pacific Coast Salish Art and Artists, which Jen Graves wrote about here.

And coming up on Monday, choose between David Schmader's annotated Gigli at Central Cinema, and The Magician at the Paramount's Silent Movie Mondays.

There you go! Have a great, gay, drunk, fun, non-getting-poisoned weekend, all.

Pizza Fusion Is Cruising for Gays

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 6:23 PM

Hungry, hungry homos! Pizza Fusion wants to be your new home slice. If you’re braving the “Great Ricin Threat of 2009” tonight, and by that I mean getting hammered on the hill in the name of showing bio-terorism you’re not afraid of white powders, then Pizza Fusion will give you a free slice of pizza just for showing up. They’re even staying open late—till 1:00 a.m.—just to put pie in your gob. Here’s how it works: Go in there and say you’re there on the pub crawl. And presto (and maybe pesto), they give you a piece of pizza. They haven’t said what sort of pizza you get. Veggie pizza? Meat pizza? Ricin delight?

Pizza Fusion—which two people rave about and you can gush over or rag on here—is at 1412 12th Avenue, between Pike Street and East Madison Street.

Washington Hall Designated as Historic Landmark

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM

The Seattle Landmarks Preservation Board unanimously voted to designate Washington Hall, the brick venue at 14th Avenue and Fir Street, a historic landmark, reports Bill at Central District News. Now the difficult part begins for local preservation and arts groups: restoring the roof, plumbing, walls, boiler, and other failing elements of the deteriorating building. Historic Seattle says the repairs will costs about $8 million. More on the hall is here.

If Green Bay Could Do It With the Packers.....

Posted by Jonathan Golob on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM

.... perhaps Seattle should do the same with the PI.

In a time when the government is vastly increasing its presence in the nation's economy and corporate governance, shouldn't we—the citizens—be increasing oversight?

It's obvious the newsrooms of daily papers are an essential and key part of having a functional city and government. It's obvious that individual bloggers are going to be totally incapable of filling this void. (If these two points aren't obvious to you, I'm so very, very sorry.)

I can think of far worse things for Seattle to be first on, than the first citizen-owned, non-profit, online-only daily newspaper.

Updated: (Or, it serves me right for using a football metaphor on Slog...)
I don't want the city government of Seattle to purchase the PI, just like the packers aren't owned by the government of Green Bay. The Packers are owned by many shareholders, each only owning a few shares of the team.

All virtually all other professional sports teams in the US are either majority owned by an individual owner, or a megacorporation—somewhat like how newspapers are. Megacorporation (Hearst, with their fancy fucking new building in NYC, shutting down the PI) or individual (the Seattle Times.)

Shares in the Packers are lovingly handed down in wills. The city of Green Bay doesn't own them. The people in the city do. This is what I can vaguely imagine happening with a post-Hearst PI.

And, why isn't this just Crosscut? Because crosscut, like almost all existing online-only news sources is heavy on analysis, low on reporting. It's the newsroom—all those reporters with decades of contacts and experience on their respective beats—that deserves preserving the most. Crosscut—hell any blog you'd name that covers the NW—can't touch what even the slimmed down PI newsroom offers.

Deflowering Galore

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM

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Slog tipper Jesse says:

This is both sexually liberated and sexist as only things from a narrow time period of the 60's seem to manage.

Also, it's illustrated by Edward Gorey.

The Recently Deflowered Girl was published in 1965. This LiveJournaller found it on "my friend's 84-year-old landlord's bookshelf." It is way out of print. I'd never heard of it before.

It is amazing. Here's one page:

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If you love Gorey, sex, or gory sex, you should go read the whole thing.

Many thanks to Jesse for seeing us off to the weekend in style.

iPod Touch Killer?

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 5:28 PM

TeleRead suggests that this might be a competitor against the iPod Touch, and perhaps a good ebook reader, too:

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It's called a Movit Mini Wifi Android Tablet and It could go for $149. It comes with a camera and microphone, which, with Skype, could make it infinitely more useful than an iPod Touch, too. I like the looks of this thing.

For Nerdz Only

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 5:09 PM

Or, as someone said in the comments to my post about the city auditor, "You would make a good auditor, Erica. U got the personalityy. (sic)"

Thank you, anonymous commenter! Now please go check out the city's revamped neighborhood mapping service (via West Seattle Blog), featuring the locations of every vaguely public facility, service provider, and attraction in 13 broadly defined Seattle neighborhoods—from farmers' markets to cemeteries to heritage trees. There are also links to active fire incidents
(a sort of visual version of the city's 911 log) and crime stats. The system's still a little buggy (entering a neighborhood more than once, you'll get vastly different maps—thanks, Microsoft!) but it's still a cool resource for city geeks (or people looking for the nearest food bank who happen to have a fast Internet connection.)

Saturday Night's Alright (for Humping)

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 5:00 PM

After you're done not-getting-Ricin-poisoned on Saturday night, might I suggest heading to the Film Forum for HUMPDAY Extravaganza II: The Humpening!?

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This is a still from the film. It is the opposite of what the party will be like.

Lynn Shelton's having a fundraising party for her movie, Humpday, which will be in competition (competition!) at Sundance next week. It's at the Northwest Film Forum, and parties at the Northwest Film Forum are always fun. There will be drinking and dancing and local film people who might soon be famous film people.

“Hey, hold on just one second,” you might be kvetching to your computer screen right about now, “Didn’t you guys already throw a HUMP-DANCE fundraiser?!?!”

Unfortunately, the chosen evening of our original shindig happened to coincide with the “Great Seattle SnowDump of the ‘00’s”. This little hit from Mother Nature took quite a bite out of our fundraising goals for the evening since only a few stalwart, frost-bitten souls were actually able to get themselves there.

Thus, as they say in the Movie Biz: “Take Two!”

Come by for
• A re-enactment of the unveiling of the beautiful HUMPDAY trailer!
• An Exclusive 3-minute Sneak Peak of HUMPDAY gems!
• A reprise of "HUMPUNCH"! Along with our signature drink: "The Swordfight"!
• The ever-popular "DJ HUMP"! (For reals this time!)
• A new, fabulous HUMPDAY raffle! With HUMPTASTIC prizes like:
- A night at the Renaissance Hotel!
- HUMPaLICIOUS Treats from Babeland!
- Membership to Grand Illusion!
- $50 Ice Cream Gift Certificate!
- A Mariner's-Lover's Dream Package!

Northwest Forum (1515 12th Ave)
11 pm
$5 at the door.

Mayor Nickels's Statement on the P-I's Closure

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 4:37 PM

As an avid newspaper reader, I have watched the industry decline with both alarm and sadness. To become involved in their community, residents need to be informed. No one does that better than a metropolitan daily. Newspapers may have fallen on hard times, but no one doubts their value in our democracy. Across the country, newspapers have cut staff and shuttered their doors, and we are all a little poorer. I hope a buyer can be found for the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. And if that proves impossible, I look forward to seeing an electronic version of the state’s oldest newspaper. Whatever the outcome, this is a big change for Seattle. I wish the best for all the P-I reporters and staff as they enter this transition.

What to Expect When Your Loved One is Quitting

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 4:17 PM

Okay, so this will be the end of my smobriety posts.

A Slog reader who would like to remain anonymous writes:

Paul,

Thanks for the timely (for me) reminder on stopping smoking.

My partner quit cold turkey recently, and it's been highly interesting. I haven't found many resources on how to survive as the partner, and much more importantly, how to help my partner survive the ordeal.

I'm so proud, it's amazing what my partner's doing, but I feel like I'm living with Linda Blair! And yes, my partner's totally suffering way more than me. In the way that spitting gallons of pea soup must be way worse than having it spat at you.

But still. So cranky! Any advice for the partners out there?

This is a really good question, and I don't know of that many resources. Plus, I've only got my experience: I've never dated anyone who's quit something like that. My girlfriend generally kept our routines going like normal, and that worked best for me. The first few weeks, it's especially tough when there's a variation in your regular patterns: emergencies or new jobs or even a vacation can be pretty stressful for someone who's just quit smoking. I do not suggest rewarding your loved one for not smoking (ESPECIALLY WITH FOOD), because it's really easy to pick up bad habits when this sort of biological change is going on. Two exceptions to the reward rule: Lavish praise is always good. Sex is also always good. An important note on the lavish praise is that you should only bring up how proud you are of your partner's quitting smoking when they bring it up themselves. Don't mention it first, unless s/he does.

I think maybe honesty is the best policy when your partner is getting really aggro in the way that just-quit smokers do. Say some variation of: "Look, honey: I'm really proud of you for doing this, but you're going through some pretty tough withdrawal symptoms right now. Why don't we watch a movie/read a book/go for a walk/do something quiet?" When I recognized that my snappishness was coming from nicotine withdrawal, I was less likely to continue it.

A lot of my smoking happened when I was bored, and so having things around to occupy the ex-smoker's mind is always good. And making smooth transitions from one activity to the next is always good, too, because I always wanted to smoke after stuff: Food, sex, a movie, etc. If one of those activities is quickly replaced with another, those little habit-ruts are easier to avoid.

I think that's all I have. I hope some significant others of ex-smokers will share their experiences in the comments. I hope it gets easier for you, and you're doing a really good thing, too; your S.O. will appreciate it once all this is over.

Last Days

Posted by Eli Sanders on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 4:00 PM

No matter how you feel about the P-I or the decline of newspapers in general, this video of today's announcement that the P-I will be put up for sale is heartbreaking:


Watch the man in the background. That's David McCumber, the P-I's managing editor, fidgeting, rubbing his eyes, trying to hold it together. The sound of the police scanner still going, and of the phones still ringing, while the man from Hearst tells everyone that it's over for the paper as they know it. You want to say it's like something out of season five of The Wire, which it is, but of course the video was recorded (digitally, another one of those signs) just this afternoon, only a few miles from where you're sitting right now.

A newspaper that's existed in this city since 1863 has, most likely, only 60 more days.

Re: Re: Regrets Regrets

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:51 PM

I understand your point, Brendan, but where, exactly, does one draw the line? Taking an example from the books section, I've said in the past that I refuse to review open mic nights because it would just be cruel for cruelty's sake, and that's how I felt watching Bullshot Crummond and knowing I'd have to review it.

People pay to see high school theater; should we start reviewing high school performances? I think a well-aimed use of the word "amateur" in our calendar listing for future Twelfth Night productions would probably say anything that a review of an amateur production could. If I was a curious potential ticket-buyer it would certainly tell me all I needed to know.

Bottoms Up

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:33 PM

nodrinkbuttonslarge.jpg"For tonight's pub crawl I made and will be handing out 150 buttons," writes Slog tipper John. "I thought your readers might want buttons too; so I have attached a pdf for a sheet of 30 buttons they can print and give out! It is formated for a one inch button maker when printed at 100% (no reduction in size)."

The PDF is here.

Welcome to Hell (Skip Flash Intro)

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:22 PM

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Bookninja points to this lovely multimedia study of Dante's works.

Welcome to Danteworlds, an integrated multimedia journey—combining artistic images, textual commentary, and audio recordings—through the three realms of the afterlife (Inferno, Purgatory, Paradise) presented in Dante's Divine Comedy. The site is structured around a visual representation of Dante's worlds: it shows who and what appear where. Click on regions within each realm (circles of Hell, terraces of Purgatory, spheres of Paradise) to open new pages featuring people and creatures whom the character Dante meets during his journey. Click on individual figures in the regions to view larger images in pop-up windows. Available for each region are explanatory notes, a gallery of artistic images, recordings of significant Italian verses, and study questions—all aimed at enriching the experience of reading Dante's poetic vision of a voyage literally out of this world.

It's pretty impressive, especially for a work as visual as the Divine Comedy. I wish I had time to reread the books with this website.

Rasmussen May Request Snow Response Audit

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:13 PM

City Council member Tom Rasmussen has asked City Auditor Susan Cohen to explore doing an audit of city departments' response to the December snowstorm. The departments, meanwhile—including Seattle Public Utilities, City Light, and the Seattle Department of Transportation—are all doing their own "after-action reports" to evaluate their responses to the storm. However, given the departments' demonstrated tendency to defend their own performances, sometimes to the point of absurdity (SDOT head Grace Crunican was in Portland, but said it didn't matter because she doesn't drive a snowplow), an independent audit could shed some light on what the departments should do differently the next time.

Cohen says she does about a dozen audits a year, most of them at the direction of the city council. Unlike the departments' internal reviews, the auditor's reports are frequently critical and can be fascinating, to a certain kind of person. (I'm a fan of the recent audit on pedestrian and cyclist mobility around construction sites myself.) Some of the audits already underway this year include: A review of the city's tree management policies; a review of solid waste and wastewater revenue; a review of the cost and effectiveness of city traffic-calming projects; a review of how well the city's Neighborhood District Councils are performing; an analysis of whether cameras in parks deter crime; and an audit of security in the city's IT departments. "A lot of companies have problems with disgruntled employees," Cohen explains. Possible audits for 2009 include a review of city policies regarding Piper's Creek in Carkeek Park; a review of the parks department's fee structure; an audit of the city's 911 system; reviews of the city's street paving and sidewalk management programs; and the snow management audit.

Requiem for a Pee

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:05 PM

For those of you who won't read it unless it's on Slog, here's this week's Theater News about a show happening in the bathroom of a bar tonight and tomorrow:

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The walls of the Hideout, a dimly lit bar on First Hill, are loaded with framed things: paintings, photographs, mirrors. If you find yourself sitting on the toilet of the ladies' room on a weekend night, you will see a painting on the opposite wall turned around, mooning you with its canvas rear end. The bathroom lights will unexpectedly dim, and that painting's backside will begin to glow.

The high, haunting voice of Klaus Nomi will glissade out of unseen speakers, and the video will begin: blue swirling water, floating glases of wine and cocktails, and Nomi's sarcophagus, with a reclining likeness of the German countertenor (a man who sings in the soprano range) in his usual costume of stark whiteface, severe shoulder fins, and oversized black bow tie.

"Remember me," Nomi sings, "but forget my fate." The song ends, and a vase full of white roses wearing aphorisms—"you will feel the warmth and you will not know where it comes from"—begins to sparkle and glow. You are invited to take a rose on the way out.

Remember Me (Klaus Nomi Bathroom) is a video-performance installation with you as the performer. "It's a funeral ceremony for the alcohol you consumed in the Hideout," said creator Korby Sears, sitting in the bar last Saturday night. Remember Me relies on a motion sensor hidden by the commode. "Just entering the room won't trigger the piece—it's not for people using the sink, or lipsticking up in the mirror, or coking up, or making out. It is only for people eliminating their bladder or bowels."

(While researching Remember Me, Sears timed how long men and women took to use the bathroom at a house party. Both genders averaged two minutes and 30 seconds.)

For Remember Me, Sears chose Nomi's version of Dido's lament from the English opera Dido and Aeneas. A brief history: About 3,000 years ago, a lovelorn Tunisian queen named Dido stabbed herself in the heart and set herself on fire because her lover (named Aeneas) had to leave and invent Rome. About 300 years ago, an English composer named Henry Purcell wrote a lament for Dido, with the words "Remember me, but forget my fate." About 30 years ago, a German new-wave opera singer/gay icon named Klaus Nomi released his version of Dido's lament on the B-side of a single called Simple Man. A year later, he died. Remember Me has a sense of humor, but it isn't a joke—it's the terminus of a chain of passings that began thousands of years ago.

Sears and his engineer Brad Purkey discussed running a concurrent installation in the men's room by rigging a theremin, controlled by urine, into the toilet. Sadly, Sears says, they ran out of time.

One-Eyed Man Removes, Eats Remaining Eye

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Now he has no eyes.

HOUSTON - A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it.

Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant's death.

While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was competent to stand trial.

On Dec. 9, a death-row officer at the Polunsky Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice found Thomas in his cell with blood on his face and took him to the infirmary.

"Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it," agency spokesman Jason Clark said Friday.

Thomas was treated at East Texas Medical Center in Tyler. Then he was transferred and remains at the Jester Unit, a prison psychiatric facility near Richmond southwest of Houston.

"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas' trial attorney, told the Sherman Herald Democrat. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."

Thanks(?) to Slog Tipper Wesley, who added, "Love your posts! Here is more fodder for you!" Apparently I am now the Stranger's Chief Fucked-Up Eyeball Correspondent. Hooray?

Paramount Hosting an Inauguration Celebration

Posted by Gillian Anderson on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 2:54 PM

Watch the inauguration on the BIG screen—for FREE!

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Even Though You’ll Be Hung Over from Drinking in Solidarity Tonight

Posted by Dominic Holden on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 2:49 PM

doma_protest.jpgThe gays want you to wake up in time for a rally and march that begins tomorrow morning. The Queer Ally Coalition, spawned from the anti-Prop 8 protests in November, is planning Seattle's contingent of a national day of protest against the Defense of Marriage Act, a 1996 measure that prevents the federal government from recognizing same-sex marriages.

Click the poster for a larger image.

Marchers in 100 cities nationwide aim to gather 1,000,000 petition signatures that call on Barack Obama to uphold his pledge to gays during the presidential campaign. "I'm running for President to build an America that lives up to our founding promise of equality for all—a promise that extends to our gay brothers and sisters,” Obama wrote in a letter to the LGBT community. “It's wrong to have millions of Americans living as second-class citizens in this nation. And I ask for your support in this election so that together we can bring about real change for all LGBT Americans."

Amy Balliett, who amassed the nationwide protest on November 15 by founding Jointheimact.org, writes in an email, “We will hold him accountable with his own words, but cannot expect him to listen without showing him how vast our numbers actually are."

But unlike the November 15th protests (which drew 10,000 people in Seattle), this event is gathering less steam—and it's unclear just how vast those numbers will be. The Seattle Department of Transportation estimates only 500 will attend. And a Facebook group founded in late December has only 207 members thus far (in contrast, the Seattle anti-Prop-8 Facebook group gathered 1,000 new members a day). “If there is a smaller turnout it’s not a fizzling of that energy, it’s a focusing of energy,” says Eli Steffen, 24, treasurer of Queer Ally Coalition. “It’s not about coming out one time [after Prop 8 passed] and shouting; it’s that you come out again and again and celebrate with your community.” The Queer Ally Coalition's priority is building a diverse LGBT movement.

“We wanted to show that our community is more than middle-class white men, and that is what we saw on November 15,” says Steffen. “That was shown by the fact that the only non-white person who spoke was a straight man.” Speakers tomorrow, he says, will represent Entre Hermanos, Democracy Insurgent, a Muslim student group at the UW, and others.

Where to go and what to do: The crowd will congregate in the south plaza of Seattle Central Community College beginning at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday, January 10. Sign the petition there. At 11:30 a.m., the crowd will hightail its gay ass down to Westlake Center for speeches, bands, Sylvia O. Stayformore, and a hodgepodge of gaiety.

Today in Stupid: Sea Kittens

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 2:44 PM

Picture_2.png"Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?"

That is what PETA wants fish to be called from now on: sea kittens. This is to make the eating of fish—pardon, sea kittens—seem less appealing. Their website has been accordingly infantilized. You can even create your own sea kitten, giving it a tiara, or a litterbox, or an elephant disguise, or leather chaps (I think).



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Delicious sea cat (Ictalurus punctatus) courtesy of Cornell University.

re: Regrets Regrets

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 2:42 PM

As the sadistic old editor who sent you to Bullshot Crummond, Paul, I must disagree with this:

...the thing is, it was amateur theater. As soon as I walked into the theater, I realized what had happened: I was a critic who was about to review a play that probably shouldn't be reviewed.

...it was, quite simply, not a professional production and it should have been left for more informal reviews like word of mouth. And I felt bad about having to review it. Hence: Regret.

It is among the critic's unpleasant duties to protect the public against crap—in restaurants, theaters, movies, the works. If people don't know something's crap, they might unwittingly spend their money on it and really regret it. It's up to us to help them understand what they're getting into.

The Stranger: We sit through it so you don't have to. (And, occasionally, flee at intermission ourselves.)

Exploding Banana Face Man

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 2:23 PM

Behold! The newest internet meme: Sticking fruit on your face, and exploding it with firecrackers. However, don't underestimate Exploding Banana Face Man. Not only is it hilarious (number 7 banana is the best!), there's some serious Jean-Paul Sartre/Waiting for Godot philosophical shit happening up in here. Isn't he just the perfect representation of man alone in a godless universe with fruit blowing up in his face?




Hat tips to Random Good Stuff!

The People's Republic of Disney

Posted by Grant Brissey on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 2:16 PM

Disney is working with the Shanghai government to build a new park there. What themes will it feature? What will the rides be named? Will Goofy be too subversive for government censors?

Smobriety, Three Years In

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 2:12 PM

It's been three years since my last cigarette*, and I smoked a pack a day for the twelve years before that. I haven't been tempted at all since I quit smoking—I can stand right next to someone smoking a cigarette and not feel a compulsion to smoke—and I also think I've done a fine job, if I do say so myself, at not being obnoxious to smokers about quitting smoking. But once a year, I like to put this reminder up on Slog:

If you want to quit smoking—if you really want to quit smoking and you don't just think that you should quit smoking—it's not that hard. It's easier if you have a friend, particularly one you don't mind mocking and being mocked by. And you don't need any fancy drugs or gum or anything—I tried a pill and it wound up making me feel speedy so I stopped taking them almost immediately.

I recommend the holy hell out of this book:

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When you're really ready, you'll know. And if you love someone who smokes, please don't nag them. I smoked an extra cigarette for every person who told me I was being stupid by smoking. It's a feedback loop of bad feelings. You smoke because you feel bad because this person is calling you bad because you smoke. All I'm saying is: it can be done. I'm proof, and so are the two friends I quit with. My friends have had a very few one-or-two-cigarette relapses since then, but they are also still non-smokers. I can assure you that none of us are in any way special when it comes to quitting smoking: in fact, I think we actually have worse-than-normal will power. Anyway: You can do it. Honest.

This concludes my yearly smobriety reminder.

*As a side note, it's been two years since I quit drinking coffee, and I had a 12-cup-a-day habit. I didn't plan on doing that: I got a ferocious stomach virus and realized, when it was all over, that I hadn't had coffee in five days, and so I'd probably worked through the withdrawal symptoms while I was down with the virus. I gained a ton of weight (not literally, but close) when I quit coffee—pretty much all the weight I didn't gain when I quit smoking—and today I'm starting to work on that. I will not pepper you with daily Slog posts about my weight, though. You're welcome.

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